Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Our tiny, shameful navy

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stoutfish: Oct 8, 2012; by zen death robot

Milk Malk posted:

Carson: what if... *hits blunt* we DIDNT go to war?

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Gamma Nerd: May 14, 2012

wow are navy is such small. so weak wow. very budget

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

good god why do I not have alcohol

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Milk Malk: Sep 17, 2015

Carson: dude i feel so smart right now maybe we should use this intellect in the middle east

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a rowdy mullet: Feb 12, 2009

Christie playing 9/11 real hard :banjo:

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

rubio is demonstrating that he knows things, but don't you know that lies are the way to go

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain #TheGreatest #ProbablyTheBest

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

"vacuum"

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Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

feeble feeble weak american navy
tiny pitful american army

:smith:

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

shut the gently caress up cuckabee

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

The Libyan Sinai

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Every time these idiots talk more people are going who gives a poo poo about the emails

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Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Xanderkish posted:

Never realized how far left a Republican debate would push me.

The bitch is that it pushes you so far left you start coming around to flank them on the right.

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Rexicon1: Oct 9, 2007; A Shameful Path Led You Here

TEAYCHES posted:

welcome to the communist party

communism loving rules

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Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Every sentence Ben Carson says in the debate sounds like he's regaining the ability to speak

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

these people talking on tv seem pretty ignorant about foreign policy, just my opinion

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

our navy is small

lol

We only have 11 of the 11 Full Sized Aircraft Carriers in the world. And only like 10 of 14 of the smaller Aircraft Carriers.

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Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

"Mr Carson, how many carriers do you think China has and when do you think they were first deployed?"

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Joementum posted:

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain #TheGreatest #ProbablyTheBest

Oh god yes

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Proposition Joe: Oct 8, 2010; He was a good man

"The Sinai Peninsula is located in Libya." - Presidential Candidate and Senator from Flordia Marco Rubio

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

"Terrorism cannot be defeated by intellect" ~ Marco Rubio.

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Lord Binky posted:

good god why do I not have alcohol

Same.

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Joementum posted:

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain #TheGreatest #ProbablyTheBest

Haha Carson looking up at Trump as he takes Carson's hand

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Seriously, Trump was just trying to get Jeb to defend his brother, so he could tie Jeb to GW, and now everyone is on the "GW was our greatest president" train.

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Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

When was the last time Cruz was allowed speak?

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goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

jesus has huck always been this huge?

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Christie: I felt panicky after 9/11. Therefore, invasion was the only solution

Carson: Well, we don't need to invade every time, but at the same time, our enormous military complex is too weak.

Rubio: ISIS is everywhere now, what do

THIS IS WHY IRAQ HAPPENED

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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

john r stanton @dcbigjohn
this segment of the debate is like the rear end end of a comedown from psychedelics. Tedious and boring

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NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

pathetic little tramp posted:

Republicans are actually coming out in admiration of GW Bush. Trump's little troll against Jeb has worked AMAZINGLY

Trump is letting them get a couple of claps in this room so he can get the raise in the opinion polls, this is loving insane.

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Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

pathetic little tramp posted:

Republicans are actually coming out in admiration of GW Bush. Trump's little troll against Jeb has worked AMAZINGLY

I don't think most Republicans are really fond of Bush, and I think Trump has a better feel for the pulse of the Republican party than anyone else on the stage.

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badatom: Dec 10, 2011

Carly really wants to get back in on the action here and rattle off all the other facts she memorized yesterday.

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Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

Huckabee: If you don't have good intelligence you won't have good intellegence. QED.

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stoutfish: Oct 8, 2012; by zen death robot

mike huckabee invoking the "know nothing" party

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Oh my god Carly how many times are you going to bitch that 'we just spent the last ten minutes'

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

I don't think it was Obama's defense attorney who talked about unknown unknowns.

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Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Need a battleship to protect my posting pls. Our navy so weak I am vulnerable

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

doesn't know what he doesn't know

gop going buddhist koan

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Golden Bee posted:

Every sentence Ben Carson says in the debate sounds like he's regaining the ability to speak

He's high, as we all should be

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
-mike huckabee

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