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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

doesnt know what he doesn tknow,

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Donald Rumsfeld has possessed Huckabee! :aaa:

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Has Huckabee been posessed by the spirit of Nixon? All he needs is to slick his hair back and put a half inch on his nose.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

I don't think most Republicans are really fond of Bush, and I think Trump has a better feel for the pulse of the Republican party than anyone else on the stage.

he absolutely does, but he doesn't have the hearts of the people who actually have power, oh well nice try trump you gave it your all

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



We need to commit war crimes to win war.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

enjoy our glorious future

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

We only have 11 of the 11 Full Sized Aircraft Carriers in the world. And only like 10 of 14 of the smaller Aircraft Carriers.

I know, right? What the hell have we been thinking?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

america deserved 9/11

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
I didn't even know huckabee was here today!

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

TEAYCHES posted:

america deserved 9/11

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

Joementum posted:

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain #TheGreatest #ProbablyTheBest



this is how black people high five

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Joementum posted:

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain #TheGreatest #ProbablyTheBest


Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
"we should listen to our military experts"

"I will go to war with anyone anywhere anytime"

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Homework Explainer posted:

enjoy our glorious future



Plenty of food if you're a cronie, start worshipping Trump while ya can

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Huckabee: If you don't have good intelligence you won't have good intellegence. QED.

Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tend to be the difficult ones.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Hey military, feel free to bomb whoever the gently caress you feel like with no input from the Commander and Chief.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

who does bucket support?
Bucket status:



demands treat entitlements

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Scott Walker is literally thirsting for blood

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


When he says "life political restrictions", all I hear is "allow war crimes".

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
As a person who has served combat missions in Iraq, people that conduct combat operations in the battlefield are NOT qualified to make foreign policy decisions. gently caress you Walker.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I barely got home from a business meeting could someone please tell me if donald trump is being wonderful tia

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

pathetic little tramp posted:

Seriously, Trump was just trying to get Jeb to defend his brother, so he could tie Jeb to GW, and now everyone is on the "GW was our greatest president" train.

this is why trump is gonna be the next president. he's a genius strategist dressed up like a clown.

look into your hearts. you know its true.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
time to bring back the draft

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I don't know who most of these people are

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

Brannock posted:

Scott Walker is literally thirsting for blood

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


so many post-surgery patients must think the surgery went wrong when they hear Ben Carson talk after they wake up.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Trump growing to 62% in drudge poll: https://polldaddy.com/poll/9081166/?view=results

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
ARAB BOOTS!

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

...as long as you fuckers dont try to unionize

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Walker reinstating the draft, staring into camera

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Huckabee should just shut up until the end, he'll get a nostalgia bump.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Jastiger posted:

As a person who has served combat missions in Iraq, people that conduct combat operations in the battlefield are NOT qualified to make foreign policy decisions. gently caress you Walker.

Aren't there literal convicts in the military?

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
"If I am commander in chief I will only send you into harms way"

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Walker: Speaking as a member of the armed forces...go gently caress yourself!

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
Arabs need to pull themselves up by their boot straps IMO

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Scott Walker will never be president. I look at his face and I see a man perpetually on anesthetic.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

do the arabs make good boots

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Golden Bee posted:

Every sentence Ben Carson says in the debate sounds like he's regaining the ability to speak

Practiced on himself

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Drudge

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GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

axeil posted:

this is why trump is gonna be the next president. he's a genius strategist dressed up like a clown.

look into your hearts. you know its true.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/332308211321425920?lang=en

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