Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

Lets see if Jeb is willing to bash his brother, or the Supreme Court.

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# ? May 31, 2024 01:42

burnishedfume: Mar 8, 2011; You really are a louse...

zen death robot posted:

WTF our military isn't the biggest in the world!? And we need to make more nukes or something? Did I hear that right?

We need to make sure everyone knows the nation spending more on their military than the next 5+ nations combined is the strongest military in the world. Nuke *throws dart at a map*.... Kyrgyzstan into oblivion to show we're serious.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:18

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

This is the most that any Republican has talked about Dubya in six and a half years

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Minrad posted:

did she just channel hitler?

The quantum leap has to end up somewhere

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

John Roberts: Closet liberal??

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

Ouch, Jeb is really lurching from talking point to talking point here.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

BrawndoTQ: Oct 18, 2001

Minrad posted:

did she just channel hitler?

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

electric funeral: Oct 16, 2004; ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Lord Binky posted:

the world is so scary to these fags

They're mostly faking it but the republican base is scared as hell 24/7

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Joementum posted:

Carly wants 300-350 ships in the US Navy. According to Wikipedia there are currently 417.

More layoffs from Carly. Typical.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Joementum posted:

Carly wants 300-350 ships in the US Navy. According to Wikipedia there are currently 417.

Internet Webguy posted:

Carly just wants to expand the military so she can fire them.

^^ dammit

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Iron Twinkie: Apr 20, 2001; BOOP

DutchDupe posted:

One of these CNN camera men are drunk I swear

He's in good company.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

throwing loving john roberts of all people under the bus

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Dirk the Average posted:

Don't we have the strongest military?

it would be if we didn't have to let fuckin caitluyn jenner in to play soldier graaaahhhhh

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Cruz lobbied hard for Roberts to be confirmed.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

trump hasn't talked in like 7 minutes i'm getting flaccid over here

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Dirk the Average posted:

Don't we have the strongest military?

easily, by numbers we spend more then like the top 40 countries combined

no country or realistic alliance could stand up to America

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

Goddamn, straight-up attacking John Roberts

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

John Roberts is a good lawyer, BUT NOT A PERFECT LAWYER LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Michael Scott: Jan 3, 2010; by zen death robot

can't wait for the post-debate polls. not that I think these debates will weigh heavily in the primaries.

is trump going to surge again?

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Joementum posted:

Cruz lobbied hard for Roberts to be confirmed.

lol

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Camera hosed up there.

one of the candidates started shapeshifting and they had to cut away

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

TheOnlyStarFish: Apr 22, 2010; "And the fucking pants. Goddammit, the fucking pants. again. If there is anyone on this planet who likes those fucking pants other than you 3 people, theyâre probably 5 years old and laugh at anything random."

What America really needs is a good ol' fashioned Religious War! yeeehaww!

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

fiorina: we need a Thousand ships

carson: [fool... one ship used Tactically could rout all 1,000 of your battleships...]

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Supreme court literally nazis unless they agree with me

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

This is like fantasy football but for politicians.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Nagato posted:

Holy poo poo Carly is the most frightening and openly fascist of all these bizarre foreign policy visions

At least Graham seems like he has a mild clue of what a foreign policy even is and what is involved in actually building up and sending out the military, even though his particular policy is a bloody mess. Carly's a CEO, she knows absolutely nothing about any of this and it shows.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

AlternateNu: May 5, 2005; ドーナツダメ！

Joementum posted:

Carly wants 300-350 ships in the US Navy. According to Wikipedia there are currently 417.

(I'm guessing) she's talking about Destroyers+. Not like our PT boats or minesweepers and USNS ships.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

rock ribbed conservative sounds like a specialty dildo

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Yes by a lot

if it was World vs. US, the US would win.

Probably handily.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Cruiz literally saying that he is a hero for prioritizing supporting his boss for the SCOTUS

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Brannock posted:

that was actual literal fascism

that wasn't bullshit trumped up "i hate trump" "fascism"

that was legitimate fascist rhetoric

it has been all along and america is spelled correctly w/ the triple k

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

gently caress you Cruz you wouldn't have been president for 20 years

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:19

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Go gently caress yourself, Cruz, this is just fanfiction

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:20

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

carly for hovercarriers

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:20

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Joementum posted:

Cruz lobbied hard for Roberts to be confirmed.

gross

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:20

badatom: Dec 10, 2011

Weak answer from Jeb. Total poo poo from Cruz, of course.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:20

Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

Lol trying to cut him off because knows what or who cruz is talking about.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 03:20

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer