Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Oh great, social media time coming up!

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Atoramos posted:

"Philosopher Kings" - Ted Cruz

Honestly would be interesting to hear their opinions on Plato's Republic.

I'm sure Trump has some great ideas. Probably the best.

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Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB9cj38WeCY

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GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

Ooh Fifth Amendment let's beef up our due process for defendant-

-Nope, just fetuses. Figures.

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Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

The moderators just gave up during the first ten minutes lol what a shitshow

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Youth Decay posted:

At least Graham seems like he has a mild clue of what a foreign policy even is and what is involved in actually building up and sending out the military, even though his particular policy is a bloody mess. Carly's a CEO, she knows absolutely nothing about any of this and it shows.

Pretty much. "Boots on the ground" people are ignorant and out of touch with military reality, Trump is ignorant but has a glimmer of a good idea, Rand Paul is hopelessly idealistic, Rubio and Graham are smart but have a messy and gloomy-sounding policy, and Carly is using actual militarism to cover up her lack of knowledge or strategy.

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pig slut lisa: Mar 5, 2012; irl is good

zen death robot posted:

You're a blob of tissue Huckabee

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BrawndoTQ: Oct 18, 2001

anime was right posted:

welcome to the republican party baby

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tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

Yes, let's bring up Due Process, cause that couldn't possibly bite you in the rear end, Huckabee.

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goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

states rights except gay marriage and weed

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Merton Blask: Jun 30, 2008; So it's true! Mysterio is
gay for sex... with me?

So, the litmus test is Huck asking if they believe (truly believe) in every single one of the amendments, only out of order.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I hate Huckabee the most, I think but Cruz gives him a run

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Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

MEEEMO

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Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

He didnt specify human fetuses, could be any fetuses

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Is the question "Why haven't you all killed yourselves?"

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Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

Those side shots really show off what a huge fatass Huck is.

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JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Please buy Philosopher Kings II by Paradox Interactive

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EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

My puppy watched huckabee warily, with frightened eyes

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Oh god they're going to feed Twitter questions into this garbage fire

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Senf: Nov 12, 2006

gently caress you huck

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stoutfish: Oct 8, 2012; by zen death robot

half of these guys are facists

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Iron Twinkie: Apr 20, 2001; BOOP

tinstaach posted:

They better be cutting mikes at the next debates

I would be all about them dropping Huck from the main debate to make room for a sassy Grahm.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

Lord Binky posted:

I think I hate america

dta

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

okay have to move on huck jesus

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A Tin Of Beans: Nov 25, 2013

Minrad posted:

you're a blog of tissue you fat piece of poo poo

im the tissue blogger

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Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

Exclamation Marx posted:

my names mike and i support all the amendments

I love Jesus and Jesus loves the Second Amendment. Let's pack heat.

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Exclamation Marx posted:

my names mike and i support all the amendments

My name is Ned Flanders, and I, too, support all the amendments: even the ones that contradict the other ones!

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goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I hate Huckabee the most, I think but Cruz gives him a run

cruz looks like a televangelist so that pushes me over the edge for most hated

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oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

huckabee sneaks a peek at his pocket 9th grade civics book: the 2nd amendment !! the uh... 5th and 14th !!

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Senator Sprinkles: Aug 16, 2008

Who is that nerd with the slicked-over hair sitting behind the moderator? He is Young Republican incarnate

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Trump still at 61.5% on the DRUDGE poll.

Can't stump the Trump.

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

FAUXTON posted:

at this whole display

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SpRahl: Apr 22, 2008

stoutfish posted:

half of these guys are facists

Only half?

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mkultra419: May 4, 2005; Modern Day Alchemist; Pillbug

Curtis LeMay and Thomas Power have nothing on the Republican primary candidates.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Bernie's getting tired guys :smith:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/644335598820552704

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/644336129395826689

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Kenshin: Jan 10, 2007

I don't understand how we got here but Trump really is the most qualified person on that stage to be president.

Not that he is in the least, but that's where we are.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Yo, gently caress immigrant (not racist)

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crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

zen death robot posted:

Huckabee has been running a campaign that would have made sense for him to run in like the mid-1800s so far

Huckabee is a loving hateful little avatar of gravy and I can't wait for the day when we get a Duggar-style scandal about his horrorshow of a family

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The Grey: Mar 2, 2004

Potential names for my new band:

Blob of Tissue
Nuclear Triad
Philosophy Kings

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Carly Fiorina literally advocated that America needed more nuclear weapons

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