Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Carly Fiorina literally advocated that America needed more nuclear weapons

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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oddium posted:

huckabee sneaks a peek at his pocket 9th grade civics book: the 2nd amendment !! the uh... 5th and 14th !!

I've read them all. They're all my favorite.

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A Tin Of Beans: Nov 25, 2013

Senator Sprinkles posted:

Who is that nerd with the slicked-over hair sitting behind the moderator? He is Young Republican incarnate

some patrick bateman's kid cousin lookin motherfucker

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

The soft pressures on candidates answers is the best addition CNN has added to these debates. Candidates just blowing past them is exponentially more entertaining and revealing.

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Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

I hope CNN running commercials for this Amazon show where the Nazis run America is an epic troll

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

My cat doing a Ben Carson impersonation:

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GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

Exclamation Marx posted:

my names mike and i support all the amendments

As a proud supporter of the Third Amendment I will end the government's unjust quartering of soldiers in private homes without the owner's consent.

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Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

Joementum posted:

Honestly would be interesting to hear their opinions on Plato's Republic.

I'm sure Trump has some great ideas. Probably the best.

The answer would be something like "You mean Athens? Great place, I went on vacation there once."

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Michael Scott: Jan 3, 2010; by zen death robot

just thought everyone should know, i'm voting for Bernie Sanders

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Carly will glass the Earth and turn it all into AmericaLand

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Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

crazy cloud posted:

Huckabee is a loving hateful little avatar of gravy and I can't wait for the day when we get a Duggar-style scandal about his horrorshow of a family

Hows going to be his Jim Bob?

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CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; by exmarx

blobby

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Michael Scott posted:

just thought everyone should know, i'm voting for Bernie Sanders

same

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electric funeral: Oct 16, 2004; ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Exclamation Marx posted:

my names mike and i support all the amendments

The original Constitution was only OK

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Firebert: Aug 16, 2004

I can't believe that someone in loving 2015 is calling for nuclear proliferation jesus christ

e:

Brannock posted:

Carly Fiorina literally advocated that America needed more nuclear weapons

these people are way more insane than Trump

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Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I hate Huckabee the most, I think but Cruz gives him a run

Huckabee, Cruz, Fiorina, Walker

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King of Solomon: Oct 23, 2008; S S

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Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

Montasque posted:

Trump still at 61.5% on the DRUDGE poll.

Can't stump the Trump.

good.

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

DAYUM that tsunami was an 8.3 apparently.

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

this is the longest loving debate good lord

yet somehow they won't touch climate change at all

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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smg77 posted:

My cat doing a Ben Carson impersonation:

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Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

The only thing Huckabee knows about Civics is that they's them little rice burner cars

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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

My cat tuning in to Fiorina's brainwaves:

Other cat seems concerned.

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A Tin Of Beans: Nov 25, 2013

i'm really liking how CNN's opted not to show commercials to folks streaming this on their website. like "yeah no you dont have to watch commercials, it's fine, we swear, our advertisers don't really care"

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GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

Youth Decay posted:

this is the longest loving debate good lord

yet somehow they won't touch climate change at all

Disagree. This debate should never end.

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Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Combed Thunderclap posted:

This thread needs more catte reactions

Bucket: incredulous

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

pathetic little tramp posted:

DAYUM that tsunami was an 8.3 apparently.

please god in heaven you know what you have to do

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pig slut lisa: Mar 5, 2012; irl is good

cnn.com's screencap game has been strong all night

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pathetic little tramp posted:

DAYUM that tsunami was an 8.3 apparently.

Look, it was a good earthquake. I loved that quake. But lets face it, it made a big tsunami and it's killing us. That quake was a disaster.

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Michael Scott posted:

just thought everyone should know, i'm voting for Bernie Sanders

I believe I shall as well,

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Kenshin posted:

I don't understand how we got here but Trump really is the most qualified person on that stage to be president.

Not that he is in the least, but that's where we are.

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Gamma Nerd: May 14, 2012

Bernie is so appalled he stopped live-tweeting the debate.

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A Tin Of Beans: Nov 25, 2013

pathetic little tramp posted:

DAYUM that tsunami was an 8.3 apparently.

whoa what

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Ron Paul Atreides: Apr 19, 2012; Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

e: bad posting because I'm so angry

gently caress this debate is so loving full of bullshit I can smell it through the screen god drat I'm actually getting angry gently caress

Ron Paul Atreides has issued a correction as of 03:31 on Sep 17, 2015

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Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Literally fascists

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

When Bernie Sanders doesn't get the party nomination he should go off on twitter telling us that we're all loving retards and deserve whatever we get.

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