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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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tomapot
Apr 7, 2005
Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Oven Wrangler

Constant Hamprince posted:

what the gently caress carson how are you agreeing with this rear end in a top hat

Vying for VP role.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


CARSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

This is criminal

this is wrong

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
arrrrrrrrrrrggggghghhh

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 2 years!)

This debate is giving me autism

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


The war on autism

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


every lawyer up there should disbarred. every MD there should be de-certified.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Everybody wants to spread em'



DECLARE A WAR ON DISEASE

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Two doctors agree: Vaccines are good, except when they might not be. Maybe start spreading them out a little?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Brannock posted:

That was REALLY REALLY bad from Trump, he somewhat saved it from saying he's supporting vaccines and the congeniality at the end, but that was reaaaaaaaaaallly bad

That's why they saved it for near the end.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Jesus Lord Trump, don't try to bullshit about vaccines when you're standing next to a literal doctor

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

free markets will cure polo and small pox

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I'm fully sober now after watching Trump do that

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

wow just wow

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Brannock posted:

That was REALLY REALLY bad from Trump, he somewhat saved it from saying he's supporting vaccines and the congeniality at the end, but that was reaaaaaaaaaallly bad

lmao you know that deep down in his dumb evil heart he thinks vaccines cause autism

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Lol wow. Carson moron.

Trump sounds a lot like Bachmann and the retarded baby from walmart. Just made up poo poo.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
a fat man crusading against fat people diseases

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Mike "diabetes" huckabee

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
gently caress!!!! Trump had to make it 15 more minutes.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

i am loving hysterical right now ic an't stop laughing holy gently caress

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

We deserve polio

we deserve to die disease ridden and drowning in boiling oceans with nuclear tumors infecting our prized organs

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
No, we just let cancer happen for funsies.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Huckabee stealing Carson's lines

Pavlov
Oct 21, 2012

I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that
"Esteemed Neurosurgeon Agrees With Trump On Anti-Vaxing Stance"

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Huck is scared of his own mortality based on that list

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
O MY loving GOD THIS IS loving INFURIATING BUNCHING THE VACIN------- FUUUUUUUUCK

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


This is loving insane

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
This GOP field knows a thing or two about autism thats for sure.

Bastaman Vibration
Jun 26, 2005
yes, Huckabee, more wars on abstract concepts. More of those, please

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



I know a guy who had his kid get a vaccine. Week later? Carried off to die by a flock of vultures. Ban vaccines.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
If we declare a war on cancer then criminals will still get cancer because they won't follow the laws anyways.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Senf posted:

I can only hope that Trump just hosed himself up bad

hmm yes nobody in america believes that vaccines cause autism

donald trump is the president this loving country deserves

just sit back and enjoy the ride america, we've earned it

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
oh my god what the gently caress. how is the republican party the party of anti-vaxxers

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

declare war on canceer autism diabetes aids and gluten allergies

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006
THE ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTION IS WAR

2+2=WAR

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


This last segment is literally murdering me.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


WARS ON ALL DISEASES.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Of course this fat gently caress wants to talk about heart disease/diabeetus instead

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Huckabee you are the biggest loving retard I could possibly imagine.

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

alpha_destroy posted:

My god... my loving god... Children might die because their parents watched this debate.

This, this right here. I have to go light some fires now.

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