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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
i think any democrat who is on the fence about not voting for hillary if she's the nominee needs to rewatch this debate and ask themselves if they want any of them leading the country

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TheOnlyStarFish
Apr 22, 2010

"And the fucking pants. Goddammit, the fucking pants. again. If there is anyone on this planet who likes those fucking pants other than you 3 people, they’re probably 5 years old and laugh at anything random."
Any anti-vaxxer or anyone else on the fence needs to watch a video of a Child suffering whopping caught trying to loving breath before they get to state their bad-wrong opinion.

electrohead
May 24, 2007

Everybody loves you.
I can't see the ads :smug:

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

GamingHyena posted:

If we declare a war on cancer then criminals will still get cancer because they won't follow the laws anyways.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I cannot believe this is an actual debate for a position of the utmost power in the world.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Do It Once Right posted:

I thought vaccine conspiracies were the dominion of batshit crazy hollywood leftist celebs?

Why the hell did anybody engage this line of questioning?
Horseshoe theory.

badatom
Dec 10, 2011

Trabisnikof posted:

Trump/Carson 2016
Putting America Back Together Again

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot

lol this isn't wrong

Commercial break in progress!

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.

dinoputz posted:

Why did I just see a "DEFEAT BLOOMBERG 4 PREZ" commercial? Has he said a goddamn thing in the past 6 months?

NRA being autistic.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

we invited a professional medium

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
"I am Ronald Reagan"

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

AfroLine posted:

who inherited the soul of reagan

find out right now
on this very stage

Reagan is like the Dali Llama.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

smg77 posted:

Humanity is losing

crazy eights
Aug 23, 2015

by Lowtax
LOL. trump literally saying that kids should get smaller doses over a longer period of time. is this going to sink the trump ship?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

pig slut lisa posted:



i'm the mysterious beautiful autistic baby

We all are, it's SA.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
um did we miss just now how rand paul said George Washington wouldn't let his wife visit until she was vaccinated for smallpox

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
CNN is a news organization. They have Dr. Sanjay Gupta on retainer. They could easily put together a segment following this about how wrong all the medical things the candidates said were.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

so is reagan like the dalai lama or what

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

pig slut lisa posted:



i'm the mysterious beautiful autistic baby

who isn't??

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

the most reasonable republican, and make no mistake trump is, is anti vaxx


what a world

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
WHO BEST EMULATES THE DIVI REAGAN

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Someone ask Obama why he's so for alzheimer's disease. That fucker's in the pocket of big memory loss.

tomapot
Apr 7, 2005
Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Oven Wrangler
Someone is running an anti-Bloomberg ad during the debates. WTF?
https://www.meetbloomberg.com

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
oooh a chance for some last-minute misogyny!!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rand got caught off guard

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Oh god no

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I am Ben Carson, and actual doctor, and I acknowledge DONALD TRUMP as a reasonable source of opinions on medical stuff.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Rexicon1 posted:

I cannot believe this is an actual debate for a position of the utmost power in the world.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
but the criminals will break the law and get cancer anways so why try

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006
Bring in comedian Brian Regan to ask the Reagan questions. Most of these candidates seem like coathanger solar system model type people.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

Do It Once Right posted:

I thought vaccine conspiracies were the dominion of batshit crazy hollywood leftist celebs?

Why the hell did anybody engage this line of questioning?

Hollywood Leftists hate Big Pharma, right wingers hate Big Gubmint telling you to vaccinate your kid

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I think bringing Ronald Reagan on stage would be a definite ratings win for CNN

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
How much longer is this on?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
OH gently caress YOU HUCKABEE YOU PIECE OF poo poo

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
gently caress you huckabee

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

kill yourself huck

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Cuckabee wants his wife on the dolalrs

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

crazy eights posted:

LOL. trump literally saying that kids should get smaller doses over a longer period of time. is this going to sink the trump ship?

they bailed him out. i dont know what to elieve anymore

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
They literally followed up talking about how we should stop vaccinating so much with a discussion on how we need to work harder to stop diseases. You can't make this poo poo up.

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Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Shut up Fuckabee

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