Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

What did Jeb choose that was "high energy"?

eveready.

which is comedy cause it's the downbrand of energizer.

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Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

I hate

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

justice never sleeps

because it's always ringing you awake

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nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Rand ruined his entire debate with that stupid line

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Rexicon1: Oct 9, 2007; A Shameful Path Led You Here

My codename is "Please I'm So Desperate"

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Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

my codename is big boss

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robot roll call: Mar 7, 2006; dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

WHO CAN REGAN HARDEST

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Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Jeb just won't let the low-energy remarks go.

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Skyl3lazer: Aug 27, 2007; [Dooting Stealthily]

My CODENAME is I AM THE NIGHT I AM BATMAN and they have to say the whole thing every time

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

AlternateNu posted:

Carly:

I can't believe she said that. I'm dying over here.

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Veris posted:

Thought Christie was talkign about the Addams family. Morticia on the 10 why not?

i am so glad like half of us thought that

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Hilario Baldness: Feb 10, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Jesus christ what wa piece of poo poo. Someone summon the meteors

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Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

Fallout 3

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Torpor: Oct 20, 2008; .. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

they could have actually done something with teh code name question and they all said stupid poo poo

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Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

MY CODE NAME IS: I LOVE AMERICA WITH MY THROBBING BEAT OF MY PATRIOTIC HEART EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE

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tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

Burn it all down.

BURN.

IT.

ALL.

DOWN.

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HisMajestyBOB: Oct 21, 2010; College Slice

apatheticman posted:

It's like when you name the big guy Tiny. You know, Irony.

Or call Trump, "Humble"

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Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

Brannock posted:

justice never sleeps

because it's always ringing you awake

hahahahaha

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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

What did Jeb choose that was "high energy"?

Everready

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exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

the dead silence at cruz's answer

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EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

This debate saved fetuses but killed children

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Zelder posted:

my codename is big boss

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Bullfrog: Nov 5, 2012

Justice_never_sleeps_420.

Literally a reddit username.

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

apatheticman posted:

It's like when you name the big guy Tiny. You know, Irony.

Wait, it was literally "High Energy"?!?! :psyboom:

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Pavlov: Oct 21, 2012; I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that

Calling "America will be great again"

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Dirk the Average: Feb 7, 2012; "This may have been a mistake."

Torpor posted:

they could have actually done something with teh code name question and they all said stupid poo poo

Nah, I think Trump and Jeb did well

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I long for death

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DutchDupe: Dec 25, 2013; How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.

Bush gave Trump a high five like he wanted to punch him in the face instead.

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Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

What did Jeb choose that was "high energy"?

Eveready

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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

zen death robot posted:

I still can't believe someone suggested Margret Thatcher for US currency and that person was BUSH

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

HisMajestyBOB posted:

Or call Trump, "Humble"

#Wegetjokes

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Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

Yes huck can eliminate all threats in the world

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Torpor: Oct 20, 2008; .. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Rand paul wants genocide!

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Veris: Jul 5, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Wait, it was literally "High Energy"?!?!

legalize it!

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Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

lol one guy clapped

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

BULLY US? WE'LL loving KILL YOU!

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Brannock posted:

justice never sleeps

because it's always ringing you awake

I'm glad I saw that loving phone in that man's face.

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BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

didn't jeb already have a ss codename

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

so in summation, WAR

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