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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Scott Walker literally worships Reagan. As in the traditional definition of literally. He is an actual cultist.

People don't talk about this enough. Dude literally has a feast day in honor of him, with the Reagan china.

Fabricated posted:

carly is so rehearsed it's not even funny

she really is, and i cannot imagine how she thinks she wouldn't get eaten alive by one of the dems

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A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

fiorina is a good speaker but i also have no idea what she's talking about. i want to believe her but this is gibberish

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Lady Justice and Lady Liberty make use all equal, but I believe that in this country they should not receive a marriage license.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
If you're not a millionaire, you're just not trying enough and can go gently caress yourself.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
racism and sexism don't exist, heard it here first folks.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


carly will smite the unjust with he fiery sword

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Minrad posted:

AND IF I AM ELECTED I SHALL JUDGE THE UNCLEAN AND BLINDLY SMITE THEM WITH OUR NUCLEAR ARSENAL

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Pavlov posted:

Is she reading from a teleprompter?

At least she didn't leave it in the printer this time.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

that was a beautiful 8th grade essay, carly

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
What the gently caress was that

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This Presidential Candidate is literally a fascist.

I'll let you guess which one Im referring to

Ooh ooh! Trick question: all of them

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Fintilgin posted:

Lady Liberty presses against Lady Justice. Their lips meet, their breath comes quicker...


EDIT: Lady Liberty pull out a blindfold

Suddenly, Secretariat enters the room!

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
Sounds like all she's missing is a golden lasso

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This Presidential Candidate is literally a fascist.

I'll let you guess which one Im referring to

sounds like Bernie

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

AHAHHA SHE LITERALLY SAID THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

TEAYCHES posted:

INFINITE GROWTH FOREVER CONSUME THE WORLD

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Fiorina will invade your country no matter what. As a good given gift.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
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BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Joementum posted:

At least she didn't leave it in the printer this time.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Zelder posted:

i've really got a strong hate for carly, that's impressive to make me go from knowing nothing about her to hating her in a single night

i dunno after this debate i think i agree with her on bathing the world in nuclear fire

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Name dropping The Holocaust, classy

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

Minrad posted:

AND IF I AM ELECTED I SHALL JUDGE THE UNCLEAN AND BLINDLY SMITE THEM WITH OUR NUCLEAR ARSENAL

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Zelder posted:

that was a beautiful 8th grade essay, carly

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Jesus christ this poo poo never ends

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
"Listen to Carly, she's fuckin' nuts, bro"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
"We are Ohioans first - for a unified US, somehow" --- Kasich.

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

carly will smite the unjust with he fiery sword

Carly the sister sororitas?

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Goddamn this rambling goodbye is taking forever.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

carly can't even run a company i don't want her to run the military

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

A Tin Of Beans posted:

fiorina is a good speaker but i also have no idea what she's talking about. i want to believe her but this is gibberish

SHe was quoting that one Arrested Development episode

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
A Christie presidency wont be about me, I'tll be about Regan

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
you voted for reagan you idiot

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


I'm not happy about it you loving shitbird

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

What did Jeb choose that was "high energy"?

He picked a brand of small device batteries (Eveready).

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I don't know which one of these assholes I hate the most.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


"People must live in neighborhoods" - John Kasich

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

A Tin Of Beans posted:

fiorina is a good speaker

She really is, she was by far the most statesmanlike of the debaters today.

Unfortunately that statesman was Hitler.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Christie prepared a nice poem for us aww :unsmith:

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
"A Christie presidency won't be about me, it will be about RONALD REAGAN"

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