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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


toanoradian posted:

I feel like the use of Bismillah there is...weird. Especially with the bolded emphasis. If he's awed or surprised at the concept of the Capitol Ruins having no foundation, surely Subhanallah would fit more. If he felt remorse, Innallillahi is a more appropriate term. If he felt glad (because All Muslims Despise USA's Freedoms) as the lack of foundation ease the Caliphate Expansion into the North Americas, Alhamdulillah would be spoken. If Achmed felt that his predecessors rightfully colonized the Great Satanistan, with help from the secret Muslim cabal of Jewish Communists conspirators (also featuring Atheists and Socialists) and thus felt pride as he now sat on a poor American, he would shout ALLAHU AKBAR and proceed to recite the 60th verse of Al-Anfal.

Bismillah is usually said when one started something, do Muslim Americans use it differently?

Bismillah is in a song by Queen where a guy just yells it when he's shocked or mad or whatever. I promise you muir knows about it from there and did not look up the slightest facts about foreign cultures.

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Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Maybe Ahmed's just a big fan of Bohemian Rhapsody?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Here is Petty's Obama.



Australia Today Just Nuts.


Did Lumpy and Bumpy have kids of their own, or are those dolls?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dude you named your big Jewish newsman "Mr Noseworthy".

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

KillerJunglist posted:

Did Lumpy and Bumpy have kids of their own, or are those dolls?

Those are Liberal Sister's children she SPERMJACKED LIKE A WHORE from Blowjob Russian.

Edit: Wait... maybe they're Damon's Waifu's children she also SPERMJACKED LIKE A WHORE because despite being a billionaire heiress she wanted to get her claws on Damon's million dollars from his "app" idea (that turned out to be a fart-noise maker, I poo poo you not).

Oh thank God Almighty, I'm starting to forget details of the Day by Day Universe :pray:

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

KillerJunglist posted:

Australia Today Just Nuts.


Did Lumpy and Bumpy have kids of their own, or are those dolls?

Dark-haired sister's twins conceived parthenogenically to trap blow-job Russian into...something. Marriage? Child support? A literal web to be eaten later at leisure?

PublicOpinion
Oct 21, 2010

Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago...

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Dude you named your big Jewish newsman "Mr Noseworthy".

No see he doesn't actually think nose jokes are bad, he's being fake oversensitive about nose jokes and drawing a parallel with sexist/racist jokes (which are obviously just as okay as nose jokes, which are obviously okay). See previously where he was pretend-caring about the lack of representation for bald men, drawing a parallel to caring about representation for other minorities. I wonder if people actually complained to papers when he did his "not using racial profiling is just as dumb as fish coexisting with sharks" strips and this is his rebuttal? It's so ease for your eyes to just slide right off Tinsley's stuff that it's easy to forget he's kind of a fucker.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

cram me sideways posted:

The top one is a permutation of "Thing?" "No, Other Thing!" - In this case, it's "Howsabout Thing?" "Who cares about Thing; what about Other Thing!?"

The middle is Obama trying to, for some reason, get approval from a bunch of (presumably) fellow Democrats; the second from the right on his knees is Bernie Sanders.

The last one I guess is Obama welcoming Mexican immigrants while ignoring the mass exodus in Europe.

Thanks! I thought it was Abbott on these because of the ears.

edit: Kept reading and found out that it really is Abbott.

Ibogaine fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Sep 18, 2015

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe
First Dog on latest USA thing:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

PublicOpinion posted:

It's so ease for your eyes to just slide right off Tinsley's stuff that it's easy to forget he's kind of a fucker.

Any artist who surrenders to technical and artistic decline as willingly as Tinsley has is pretty solidly in the "fucker" category.

Daliman
Oct 17, 2012
[quote="A HUNGRY MOUTH" post=""45000730"]

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/SRfw9bA.jpg:nws:
[/quote]

This cartoon really needs a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner and a copy of My Pet Goat to just perfectly complete the projection.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Pickled Tink posted:

First Dog on latest USA thing:



What was that on the cover of the red book in the second panel? "How to Handle Disasters, [????] & Islam"?

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

toanoradian posted:

What was that on the cover of the red book in the second panel? "How to Handle Disasters, [????] & Islam"?

Looks like "emergencies".

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

toanoradian posted:

What was that on the cover of the red book in the second panel? "How to Handle Disasters, [????] & Islam"?

Apple Pie.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
For those of you as sad as I am to see the parting of our dear The-Bush-We-Had-To-Have Prime Minister, know that Tony Abbott is still delivering chuckles while out of office:

quote:

Timing is everything in politics, although Tony Abbott's has definitely been a little off this week.

Abbott's Riverview class of '75 alumni are due to gather in Kirribilli on Friday night for their 40th anniversary reunion, which has been in the planning stages for months.

PS understands it will all be very covert, with the group of 50-something "Old Ignatians" told to meet at the local pub before being ushered to a not-so-very-surprising venue: the Prime Minister's lodgings at Kirribilli House.

Indeed, it will be Tone's last big hurrah.
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Sadly, PS has no further details.

Meanwhile, on Monday night, you could hear the sigh of relief emanating from Madam Tussauds Sydney branch, which was just about to sign off on a new $300,000 wax effigy of Abbott.

Given the high turnover of PMs over the past few years, the wax museum has been holding off on commissioning the Abbott, which would have taken about six months to create. Wise move.

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Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Are those used sincerely or to drive home the message that America is awful?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Somfin posted:

Apple Pie.

Vulpes Vvardenfell
Jan 30, 2011

CampingCarl posted:

Are there specific laws that have become a talking point recently that he is referring to?

And Muir is not someone I expected to use 'a house divided' in such a way. I don't think his readers (or himself probably) will associate it with anything besides Lincoln.

Muir is angry that the government stopped enforcing the The Fugitive Slave Act of 1850, in cases where escaped were from those states that seceded, and then even worse, Lincoln issued an executive diktat called the "Emancipation Proclamation".

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Post 9-11 User posted:

Are those used sincerely or to drive home the message that America is awful?

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Post 9-11 User posted:

Are those used sincerely or to drive home the message that America is awful?

It drives home the point that Ted Rall was able to make a living as a "political cartoonist" in America. I consider that to be conclusive proof that America is awful, actually.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

PublicOpinion posted:

No see he doesn't actually think nose jokes are bad, he's being fake oversensitive about nose jokes and drawing a parallel with sexist/racist jokes (which are obviously just as okay as nose jokes, which are obviously okay). See previously where he was pretend-caring about the lack of representation for bald men, drawing a parallel to caring about representation for other minorities. I wonder if people actually complained to papers when he did his "not using racial profiling is just as dumb as fish coexisting with sharks" strips and this is his rebuttal? It's so ease for your eyes to just slide right off Tinsley's stuff that it's easy to forget he's kind of a fucker.

Rodent Appreciation Day

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

He couldn't even think up a good nose joke

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

This is a good cartoon right? I think it is, but I can't tell anymore.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Why on earth would you think that's a good cartoon.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Mr. Squishy posted:

Why on earth would you think that's a good cartoon.

Because it was clearly not a bomb in the real world sense? Maybe in the movie universe where there's a giant digital timer and a red wire, a black wire, and a white wire?

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Iron Crowned posted:

Because it was clearly not a bomb in the real world sense? Maybe in the movie universe where there's a giant digital timer and a red wire, a black wire, and a white wire?

Look at who it is and what the device is.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Starshark posted:

Look at who it is and what the device is.

:negative:

When it comes to Jarlsberg, I pretty much just read the words

EDIT:
It's probably my defense against the madness.

Jarlsberg I read the words.

Muir I look at the pictures and try to figure out what the original vectorized image was.

Rall, I just keep scrolling.

Iron Crowned fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Sep 18, 2015

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Bell really should have taken another crack at drawing the mouth in the last panel.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
'Islamophobes are only protecting the country'. Right. Because Nominal Christians never killed the innocent, like, this very year.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Selachian posted:

Bell really should have taken another crack at drawing the mouth in the last panel.



But the real winner is Satan.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
So, Jarlsberg's hot take on the issue is that the kid with the NASA shirt actually really made a bomb?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
Clearly we need a device to label things appropriately.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Cat Mattress posted:

So, Jarlsberg's hot take on the issue is that the kid with the NASA shirt actually really made a bomb?

I think he's saying while this kid didn't make a bomb a different kid who shares his religion did make a bomb so around blacks Muslims never relax.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

dijon du jour posted:

around blacks Muslims never relax.

Around the Muz, call the fuzz?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Zetsubou-san posted:

Clearly we need a device to label things appropriately.



Turnbull looks like a classy chap. I'd vote for him.

I mean, did Pope just want to say he didn't like the slogan? That hardly registers as a burn.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

WarpedNaba posted:

Around the Muz, call the fuzz?

If a person follows Islam, that is enough to cause alarm.

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Yeah Obama, give it a rest, stop going on and on about this one thing you said once several years ago that conservatives can't seem to shut up about :rolleyes:

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