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TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

MidnightPhoenix posted:

Don't feel bad; my reaction was "why would they put the railgun over the missle pods? That causes so much unnecessary torque!". And now I'm thinking that the Orks had it right - the dickgun is exactly what you want, so the friction on the feet counteracts the torque from the gun and...

Help me.

At least i have a new test question for if i ever teach physics.

I assumed the railgun had zero recoil, just a huge electromagnetic discharge that you think might play hell with the electronics of other weapons...

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Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

Uroboros posted:

I assumed the railgun had zero recoil, just a huge electromagnetic discharge that you think might play hell with the electronics of other weapons...
Newton's Second Law would imply otherwise. :eng101:

Groetgaffel
Oct 30, 2011

Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.

Uroboros posted:

I assumed the railgun had zero recoil, just a huge electromagnetic discharge that you think might play hell with the electronics of other weapons...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railgun
Educate yourself! :science:

tl;dr: It has recoil, but unlike the kick of a traditional weapon, there's backwards force on the weapon of an unchanging magnitude for as long as the projectile is being accelerated.

\/\/\/\/ Dickgun is the only true answer.

Groetgaffel fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Sep 17, 2015

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I think I would want to mount the railgun where the head is and maybe have the head on the side of it or something.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Improbable Lobster posted:

I think I would want to mount the railgun where the head is and maybe have the head on the side of it or something.

Well, that's all and good, considering that Bullshit Suit heads are just sensor suites.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Shakenbaker came up with the perfect for that Tau monstrosity.

Shakenbaker posted:

Mid-life Crisis Suit.

Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe
Wow these are a lot of words and not posting bad models:

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?

Soulfucker posted:

Wow these are a lot of words and not posting bad models:



So start posting bad models and not great ones.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Looks like they weaponised the NASA crawler-transporter. Good plan.

Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe

Slimnoid posted:

So start posting bad models and not great ones.

Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe
Also fine each to his own, but try calculating how much that cost to make.

Hint: those missiles are made out of several Deathstrike Missiles.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Hadn't even considered that it might be made out of official bits. Don't think I care.

Looks like a North Korean military mock-up.

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

Soulfucker posted:

Wow these are a lot of words and not posting bad models:



absurdly expensive Shagohod ripoff mega owns

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me


Does the guy in the back right have some kind of combi-stormbolter/plasma gun?

Also thin your plasticine.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005
So a buddy just got the Kingdom Death box set that they kickstarted like 4 years ago and I was browsing their site.

pinups and titmonsters and poo poo aside, this guy is hilarious:

http://gallery.kingdomdeath.com/Forge-God

From the part where they couldn't decide it his heads were supposed to be dongs or dogs and so they're both, or the fact that his belt has a cartoony face on it vomitting out whatever sort of weird birth he's got, to the castrati just chillin' on his base.

This and the rainbow dick frog they have are hilarious and I hope they are wildly successful because they amuse the crap out of me.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
In some ways, Freud was right.

WhiteOutMouse
Jul 29, 2010

:wom: will blow your mind.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

Tommofork posted:

Does the guy in the back right have some kind of combi-stormbolter/plasma gun?

Also thin your plasticine.

Yeah, that's a fairly common conversion.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me


:laffo:


MasterSlowPoke posted:

Yeah, that's a fairly common conversion.

Cheers.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Still amazed at how much money people who are unwilling to learn anything about painting or modeling have.

Squiggly Beast
Apr 29, 2009

orksorksOrksORKS!
:orks: :orks101:
Gravy Boat 2k
PRO-PAINTED Tearlach McMurrough INFINITY L@@K



...at least it's a "bargain". Only £13!

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

OneTrueBru posted:

PRO-PAINTED Tearlach McMurrough INFINITY L@@K



...at least it's a "bargain". Only £13!

Feh menoth white. I use spackle for primer

Ghazk
May 11, 2007

I can see EVERYTHING

Soulfucker posted:

Wow these are a lot of words and not posting bad models:



Pretty true to the original Ordinatus Golgotha

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Ghazk posted:

Pretty true to the original Ordinatus Golgotha


I knew it looked like a shittier, sloppier version of some ordinatus or another.

Though really, only an idiot would use Baneblade chassis for the crawler when you have cheaper model tanks in 1/32 to serve the same purpose.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.

JcDent posted:

I knew it looked like a shittier, sloppier version of some ordinatus or another.

Though really, only an idiot would use Baneblade chassis for the crawler when you have cheaper model tanks in 1/32 to serve the same purpose.

But those aren't OFFICIAL GAMES WORKSHOPS MODELS and therefore wouldn't be tournament legal (for some sort of Apocalypse tournament I guess).

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



FW is working on the same thing, which might actually be a cheaper alternative.

But yeah, seriously find a 1/48 space shuttle crawler. Someone probably makes that thing.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
What can you see in KD /tg/ thread? Well, one fa/tg/uy getting convinced to pre-order the whole shebang for $475. First world, frivolous spending, etc.

The back story is that the KD world is full of monsters who refuse to worship Golden Entity/Scribe/Edge God. So it created humans to worship it, and enslaved their mind, and build giant cities for reasons. It now creates (writes in) new humans for the monsters to feed on in exchange for worship. You play as folks who survive their encounter with White Lion and build a settlement.

Rule of Death: If there are any conflicting rule problems or smth, resolve it against the survivors

One fa/tg/uy posted a bunch of shots of cards that involve vore fetish and giant plants eating luscious survivor women in a field of dick stalks.

Monster lions gently caress, you go crazy:



How do you get crazy spindly spiders with female corpse dingle dangle?

[sspoiler]I actually want the tiny spiders for Frostgrave or Necromunda... better than boring rear end regular spiders[/spoiler]



Our totes srs adult gothic horror game now hes gender swapping and background characters illustrated by tumblr:

Alt title: My magical realm has sex change land mines



The green bits means it can be combined with other green things on your gear grid (inventory minigame or something).



Suffer the destroyed genital severe waist injury:



How about kitbashing your own KD miniatures?



He's making the central eye into an anus

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Lol a literal dickbutt. :mrgw:

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell
The cursed belt of gender changing, that's some old school DnD poo poo. Takes me back.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Sep 22, 2015

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
Damnit, I like the giant hand-spider, why's it got to be waving a naked woman around? :(

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I'll have you know in ancient times the women were the gatherers. And they were half naked anime babes.

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.
This creeps me right the gently caress out.

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?


AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





From this angle, it looks Culexus dude is spreading his buttcheeks for Mr. Eversor. :heysexy:

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.
He's just giving Mr. Callidus his butt injection.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Wrong thread, these own.

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.
I see the Culexus assassin has the black-rubber-glove two-finger-proctology thing going on.

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

Ilor posted:

This creeps me right the gently caress out.

It's some kind of miracle that the callidus isn't in the mix.


spectralent posted:

Damnit, I like the giant hand-spider, why's it got to be waving a naked woman around? :(

To be fair, that's just a coincidence--the last victim *happened* to be a woman. A quad amputee too!

Just a weird quirk of fate that that's who it happened to capture last. It might be that naked guy next time.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

It's some kind of miracle that the callidus isn't in the mix.


To be fair, that's just a coincidence--the last victim *happened* to be a woman. A quad amputee too!

Just a weird quirk of fate that that's who it happened to capture last. It might be that naked guy next time.

Yeah it's just some weird coincidence that there are all these titty minatures

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