FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Toaster Beef posted:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/18/too-much-mustard-unfloppable-peyton-manning-is/

I love you so loving much :allears:

# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:28

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# ? May 14, 2024 08:36

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

TMM is the true MVP.

# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:46

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Kalli posted:

Oh my god, Mike Tanier has been tweeting about APBA football and I think I have to buy this:

Like DnD only whiter and more autistic

# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:40

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Maxwells Demon posted:

How can he call you if he doesn't have your digits?

He probably does, its not like we are dealing with JPP here.

# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:56

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Like DnD only whiter and more autistic

So Rolemaster, then.

# ? Sep 19, 2015 03:01

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

# ? Sep 19, 2015 04:51

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Ross Angeles posted:

Tiger face would be a pretty good avatar.

# ? Sep 19, 2015 13:54

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

PantsFreeZone posted:

I'm definitely funnier than you.

In this hypothetical non-existent scenario, sure, I'll let you have that.

# ? Sep 19, 2015 14:07

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

Odd how these started about a year after the Bengals started their cartoon program covers...

# ? Sep 19, 2015 17:07

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Imitation is a form of flattery. Why so mad

# ? Sep 19, 2015 17:24

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Pron on VHS you have now been in 2 comics!

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chiefs-bot/

# ? Sep 19, 2015 17:25

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

Febreeze posted:

Pron on VHS you have now been in 2 comics!

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chiefs-bot/

Sorry about your hair, Pron. I assume you own KC Robotics.

# ? Sep 19, 2015 18:46

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

Imitation is a form of flattery. Why so mad

The Chargers killed my Grandfather.

Not sixty something years of chain-smoking and Chuck Bresnihan's defense

# ? Sep 19, 2015 19:39

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Febreeze posted:

Pron on VHS you have now been in 2 comics!

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chiefs-bot/

What is my purpose?

You're a Chief's fan.

... oh my god.

Yeah welcome to the club pal.

# ? Sep 19, 2015 20:14

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:

The Chargers killed my Grandfather.

Not sixty something years of chain-smoking and Chuck Bresnihan's defense

let's be friends

# ? Sep 19, 2015 20:50

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Hi cool friends

can I interest you in some FART

# ? Sep 20, 2015 04:24

ulmont: Sep 15, 2010; IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Hi cool friends

can I interest you in some FART

quote:

Ravens @ Raiders
Steve Smith has been locked in a room since last Sunday. There are no windows. There is no light bulb. There is only a television and a rickety old chair, hand crafted by a Guatemalan peasant. Steve Smith has been watching his dropped game winning touchdown on loop. Again and again. Repeatedly and repeatedly. Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back. And to the left.

He is going to take the field against a team that lost both safeties last week and commit unspeakable crimes out there. Every time he hauls in a catch he�s going to punch the corner in the face so the penalty wipes out the play and he gets to do it all over again. He�s going to have 27 catches for 750 yards all wiped out and finish with a 1 catch 12 yard statline and it�s going to be the best thing that happens all season.

...by which I mean these previews are great and I love you, man.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 05:41

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Toaster Beef posted:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/18/too-much-mustard-unfloppable-peyton-manning-is/

Good tag. "it won't be right twice a day but it will every hour on the hour demand you cut that meat"

# ? Sep 20, 2015 06:36

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Febreeze posted:

Pron on VHS you have now been in 2 comics!

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chiefs-bot/

drat robots stealing my cartoon alter-ego's gimmick.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 08:44

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Do things that the team puts out it's self considered fArt? Because this is stupid but cute. A little platformer starring Jaxon DeVille.

DUVAL DASH
http://ola.ampagency.com/assets/2015/Jags/index.html

It's part of the dumb Jaguars Social thing, just enter fake info after you loose the first time, it doesn't bug you after that.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 15:27

Mouse Cadet: Mar 19, 2009; All aboard the McEltrain
Next Stop: Atlanta

ESPN's Chad Morris' weekly cartoon recaps own http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/13697841/drawing-conclusions-week-3-playoff-impact-illustrated

# ? Sep 20, 2015 16:46

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Hey Febreeze if you wanna interact with Curtis in any way we're at the same tailgate until kickoff

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:23

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Mouse Cadet posted:

ESPN's Chad Morris' weekly cartoon recaps own http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/13697841/drawing-conclusions-week-3-playoff-impact-illustrated

That OSU/NIU one is amazing

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:31

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

JT Jag posted:

Hey Febreeze if you wanna interact with Curtis in any way we're at the same tailgate until kickoff

TELL HIM DOLLY THE GOAT SAYS HI

# ? Sep 20, 2015 20:54

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Could someone maybe crop this from the sides a bit and animate a pan up from the bottom freezing on the head in the image in avatar size? I need it for... reasons. Will gladly buy an avatar cert / archives or whatever for someone if they like?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:52

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

That Works posted:

Could someone maybe crop this from the sides a bit and animate a pan up from the bottom freezing on the head in the image in avatar size? I need it for... reasons. Will gladly buy an avatar cert / archives or whatever for someone if they like?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:19

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Qwijib0 posted:

Perfect. Can I get you anything?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:22

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

That Works posted:

Perfect. Can I get you anything?

nah, enjoy

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:30

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Qwijib0 posted:

nah, enjoy

Oh cool. Thanks a lot!

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:32

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Me after the last Bradford pick.

Febreeze, please feel free to use it in your next comic if you need an Eagles fan.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:20

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

So Febreeze, how many aftermath drawings you gotta do this week for your pickem?

# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:22

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

That Works posted:

Could someone maybe crop this from the sides a bit and animate a pan up from the bottom freezing on the head in the image in avatar size? I need it for... reasons. Will gladly buy an avatar cert / archives or whatever for someone if they like?

It's going to be a long year.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:29

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

If this week's comics don't feature sad Dolphins fan, Febreeze has failed us all.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:31

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

axeil posted:

Me after the last Bradford pick.

Febreeze, please feel free to use it in your next comic if you need an Eagles fan.

I immediately turned to my waitress and ordered two tequilas

# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:44

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

squirtle I'm dying

# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:45

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

PantsFreeZone posted:

If this week's comics don't feature sad Dolphins fan, Febreeze has failed us all.

Can you please throw sad Saints and sad Eagles fan in there too?

# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:54

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

quote:

If the Raiders win, I will draw a Raiders fan costume that has Joe Flacco�s severed head as decoration.

i think i'm the only raider fan febreeze has on file. :getin:

# ? Sep 21, 2015 02:00

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Azhais posted:

So Febreeze, how many aftermath drawings you gotta do this week for your pickem?

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-predictions-week-2-picks/6/
Barring whatever happens with tonight and tomorrow's game, at least 7. Ugh

at least some of my better ideas ended up happening this week

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Sep 21, 2015

# ? Sep 21, 2015 02:02