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OAquinas posted:Guys, I'm worried. What if we're hitting Peak Freep Tears? Can we possibly get a better vintage year than this? There's always more, and they're always...better? Wait, I think I did something wrong guys.
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OAquinas posted:Guys, I'm worried. What if we're hitting Peak Freep Tears? Can we possibly get a better vintage year than this? Shouldn't you wait until November to start bottling?
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:I can think of a few hundred things the Marine Corps made me do that I would happily have swapped in "march in a gay pride parade" for.
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loquacius posted:My house is chock full of items that are exactly like bombs only without the explosives. I'm typing this post up right now on an ingenious device that is like a laptop bomb except it contains no explosives. I cook all of my meals on what could be described as a "stove-bomb" if it had something in it that exploded. Even the pillow I sleep on would be a "pillow-bomb" if I only just added a bomb to it. I'm America's worst nightmare. Worse still, your car engine is literally a nominally controlled active bomb
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 23:40 |
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Keeshhound posted:Shouldn't you wait until November to start bottling? Generally true only for election years. This year's harvest has been too bountiful to not start early though. Gay Marriage, any number of Papal statements, Iran deal, now this...you can't just leave it in the field! This is how I picture Trollbama addressing the GOP (whenever he surfaces). OAquinas fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Sep 18, 2015 |
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OAquinas posted:Generally true only for election years. I really just meant Thanksgiving.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:09 |
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OAquinas posted:Guys, I'm worried. What if we're hitting Peak Freep Tears? Can we possibly get a better vintage year than this? Keeshhound posted:Shouldn't you wait until November to start bottling? Yeah no kidding, next November is going to be good. edit Keeshhound posted:I really just meant Thanksgiving. Oh yeah, that too. Holidays are great. Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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quote:Another day, another stick in the eye.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:15 |
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OAquinas posted:Guys, I'm worried. What if we're hitting Peak Freep Tears? Can we possibly get a better vintage year than this? I thought 2012 was peak Freeper tears. Turns out there's always more and it's always worse.
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Kro-Bar posted:I thought 2012 was peak Freeper tears. Turns out there's always more and it's always worse. Freep tears are what bitcoin idiots thought bitcoin was going to be.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 03:11 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:There's always more, and they're always...better? Wait, I think I did something wrong guys. I can't believe this one got missed from earlier today: Are Muslims Humans? FYI: It's bigot posting all-start or the deepest cover troll in history...re_nortex quote:Posted on 9/18/2015, 10:09:53 AM by re_nortex ...and we're off. quote:To: re_nortex quote:To: All quote:To: re_nortex quote:To: re_nortex quote:To: re_nortex ...poo poo that totally happened. quote:To: miss marmelstein quote:To: lacrew quote:To: re_nortex quote:To: onedoug quote:To: GraceG ...at this point just to read the thread. It's the closest to pure unbridled hate that I've seen on freep in a while. I think I covered most of it though. Plinkey fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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These tears about the Army Chief are just the antidote I needed after watching them spin a clock into a nefarious bomb plot. Freep got mentioned in WaPo and then they proceed to take the exact opposite meaning as to just why they were mentioned in the first place Washington Post posted:... Donald Trump and the ‘terrorist training camps’ conspiracy theory, explained [FR mentioned] quote:To: don-o quote:To: don-o quote:To: don-o This is the OP of the thread the WaPo cited, btw quote:To: don-o quote:To: don-o quote:To: Trumpinator quote:To: don-o Aaaand a snippet of comments from the thread WaPo cited: quote:To: Trumpinator quote:To: Trumpinator quote:To: Georgia Girl 2 quote:To: Trumpinator quote:To: Trumpinator
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 04:14 |
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Does the Army even order units to go to gay pride events like that? Every time my unit had an opportunity to do that it was a volunteer thing. "Hey let your sergeant know if you want to go be the honor guard for this thing. You get out of work for a day and you get to hang out at the parade/see the football game/watch the concert/whatever after you do your march", but maybe other units are different.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 05:45 |
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VitalSigns posted:Does the Army even order units to go to gay pride events like that? When we had some army dudes at the last Pride thing I was at that was the case. Their CO just said 'hey you wanna hang out at this parade, it's a gay thing FYI but there's beer and last time we did it they didn't mind slipping us some freebie drinks so there's that' and let people sign up. I really can't imagine anyone being told they HAD to march in a parade.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 06:21 |
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Yeah exactly. That was always great. You got paid to strut around, you didn't have to do any poo poo work, and if you were standing around after the parade people came up and thanked you for being you rather than asking you why you've got all this time to do nothing when there are cigarette butts that aren't being picked up. I love this idea that the military treats pfc's with such dignity and respect that a parade is somehow beneath them. "Ugh I could be scrubbing poo poo off of latrine toilet seats on Ft Hood right now, thanks Obama" VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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Look at this, the pernicious gays sapping the vigor and fighting spirit from our uniformed service men, with them now preferring to stand around with a bunch of people who buy them drinks and don't yell at them
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Epic High Five posted:Look at this, the pernicious gays sapping the vigor and fighting spirit from our uniformed service men, with them now preferring to stand around with a bunch of people who buy them drinks and don't yell at them It's not that so much as gay men being an anathema to a Freeper's pre-concieved gender roles. Even more so than religion, the reason why gays are so hated is because the fly into the fundamental notion that men like men. Gay men don't like women so therefore they must be some bizzare anti-man that embodies the exact opposite of what they think a man should be. That's why Freepers go on about the "pussification" of the military because they can't fathom a gay man(or a woman, or trans person, or whatever) being a tough, badass soldier.
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Neo_Crimson posted:It's not that so much as gay men being an anathema to a Freeper's pre-concieved gender roles. Even more so than religion, the reason why gays are so hated is because the fly into the fundamental notion that men like men. Gay men don't like women so therefore they must be some bizzare anti-man that embodies the exact opposite of what they think a man should be. That's why Freepers go on about the "pussification" of the military because they can't fathom a gay man(or a woman, or trans person, or whatever) being a tough, badass soldier. They operate on the principles of the Tetrogenic Grid. Can't be a man if you're not a penetrator.
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quote:The article posits a few points that are contrary to orthodox Christianity so please take that into account when reading. Oh, so contrary to values like loving your neighbor, praying for those who persecute you, paying your taxes, visiting the imprisoned to comfort them, taking care of "the least of these", renouncing worldly wealth, etc?
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 10:45 |
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Marine Presidential Guard is one of the most prestigious and sought-after billets after only, perhaps, drill instructor. Freepers imagine that Obama just decreed "fetch me an unfortunate Marine so that I might debase him", but in reality, that young Corporal busted his rear end to get the job of holding the umbrella for the world's most powerful man, and he's probably proud to be there. I mean, look at it this way: there are a lot of shady motherfuckers that joined the Marine Corps. This guy, on the other hand, is trusted to be hovering his arm over The President's head. He has a TS/SCI security clearance with lifestyle polygraph by, probably, his early twenties. Also, it's got to be more interesting than the long hours of "stand at parade rest" and occasionally "snap to and salute." Oh, and "obsessively maintain your dress whites". ColdSnickersBar fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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No Assimilation Needed in U.S.,Obama Tells Millions of Migrants(THE NON-AMERICAN SPEAKS TRASH AGAIN)quote:No Assimilation Needed in U.S.,Obama Tells Millions of Migrants(THE NON-AMERICAN SPEAKS TRASH AGAIN) quote:To: bestintxas quote:To: skeeter quote:To: bestintxas quote:To: bestintxas And something from another thread about Jeb crediting his wife with helping to develop his views on immigration
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AKA Pseudonym posted:No Assimilation Needed in U.S.,Obama Tells Millions of Migrants(THE NON-AMERICAN SPEAKS TRASH AGAIN) That...is astonishing.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:
Ah yes, the bleeding heart fascists. We all remember what Hitler did that made him so reviled; his program to allow non-Germans to come live in Germany regardless of the race, religion, etc without needing to abandon their culture, language, religion, etc. I believe it was called the Holocaust; the systematic acceptance and mass immigration of non-Germans into Germany.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:And something from another thread about Jeb crediting his wife with helping to develop his views on immigration Hackabee stuffing his face while standing in the back is wonderful too.
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Trump is in his 60s and has not taken good care of his body, but this image still depicts him as lean, muscular, square-jawed and chiseled, pinching that rear end like he's somehow got virility left in him. Like in Psudeonym's post you can see right above it an actual picture of Trump. It's like that appeaser/warrior thing from 2004 except with much much more worship.
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CUCKSERVATIVE is literally written on the back wall and you guys can't tell it's a joke...?
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change my name posted:CUCKSERVATIVE is literally written on the back wall and you guys can't tell it's a joke...? It's a term that's been getting traction outside of the white power subreddits, though I haven't seen it cropping up much lately. I kinda figured it was a joke because if it was intended to reflect reality it would just be Trump with a tommy gun laying waste to Jeb and Walker while ignoring everybody else, and Fiorina off to the side making some quip about the whole thing
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Evil Fluffy posted:Hackabee stuffing his face while standing in the back is wonderful too. I think that's supposed to be Christie.
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change my name posted:CUCKSERVATIVE is literally written on the back wall and you guys can't tell it's a joke...? What part of it do you think is a joke? Ben Garrison has done quite a few pro-Trump cartoons, and /pol/ or 4chan or whomever loves taking Garrison's cartoons and trolling him/ trolling the Internet / espousing things they believe out pretend they believe ironically by adding in anti-Semitic memes. If you're saying someone replaced "conservative" with "cuckservative", you're probably right. If you're saying that this wasn't a cartoon put together by Garrison to show strong, virile Donald Trump winning America's heart while blowing off those faggy, limp-wristed Establishment losers, then you're way off base. Eta: here's the link to the original - http://garrisongraphics.blogspot.com/2015/09/the-trump-tango.html?m=1 The only thing different is that the wall says "wallflowers" instead of "cuckservatives", and quite frankly, given the theme of the comic, "cuckservatives" is just a more openly hateful way of saying exactly what Garrison implying here. Edit 2: also my phone now recognizes "cuckservatives" as a word in autocorrect so gently caress his whole forum for having made me type that repeatedly Eschers Basement fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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VitalSigns posted:To: samtheman Sounds like something out of 1930's Germany
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Pro-Christian Vow; Trump Escalates Against Media’s ‘Muslim Obama’ SmearDonald Trump posted:The bigger issue is that Obama is waging a war against Christians in this country ... quote:To: springwater13 quote:To: springwater13 quote:To: stars & stripes forever quote:To: springwater13 quote:To: springwater13 quote:To: Flick Lives quote:To: springwater13 quote:To: springwater13
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Scientists Ask Obama To Prosecute Global Warming Skepticsquote:dailycaller ^ | 9/17/2015 | Michael Bastasch quote:To: MarvinStinson quote:Once fanatics take charge of a new religion, they clamor for an inquisition to destroy, kill or otherwise hunt down and remove non-believers. quote:Anybody who attempts to silence or suppress skeptics rather than refute them based upon evidence is NOT a scientist. quote:To: MarvinStinson A freeper proudly displays their utter lack of knowledge when it comes to the scientific method: quote:Right now this might be intended as a joke to get a rise out of the “denier” crowd, but demons can quickly turn jokes into reality. Meanwhile, an inquisition is called, by Laz no less quote:This is called EVIL. OP is happy to provide: quote:To: Bon mots ...and the pack descends. Well, angrily types impotent words of empty rage into their keyboards quote:To: MarvinStinson; stephenjohnbanker; RitaOK; BlueDragon quote:If any thinking person needed further proof that this “Global Warming” is a HOAX, they need look no longer. quote:Thank you for this list. It is time to get active against these fascist Communist bastards. quote:Do the climate scientists have names? They should be listed...and destroyed. quote:To: HiTech RedNeck quote:Here's an idea: During all this baying, HiTechRedNeck suddenly seems to realise that calls for action require... well, action. This is not the Freeper way so he yells for dad to come and sort it out quote:Indeed this ought to be Exhibit A for what a racket it is. "Mister Trump? Are you there? Those nasty scientists are saying mean things. Can you hear me? Mister Trump???" A little further down is : the post. I just quote:“This is so incredibly frightening that I don’t even know what to say.” quote:is scientism a word? Oh look, a stream of consciousness rant that barely makes any sense! quote:To: MarvinStinson AndyJackson inadvertently endorses the article! quote:To: Lazamataz quote:Scientists from several universities and research centers even asked Obama to use the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) to prosecute groups that “have knowingly deceived the American people about the risks of climate change, as a means to forestall America’s response to climate change.” quote:To: Impala64ssa It goes on and on with more of the same into a second page. I'll close out with this gem: quote:OK!! Everybody pay attention! edit: Freepers: Less than specks ? Cactus fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 20, 2015 |
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Looks like Freeps been busy huffing tetraethyl lead again.
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 00:13 |
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Hopefully the skeptics/pundits will get done for something hefty. Fraud, perhaps.
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DemeaninDemon posted:Looks like Freeps been busy huffing tetraethyl lead again. The corporations say it's safe, so it's safe, Capitalism would never allow it to be otherwise because market facto*HAS A DOZEN SEIZURES* drat YOU OBAMA AND YOUR DARPA SEIZURE SATELLITES
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SocketWrench posted:Sounds like something out of 1930's Germany Freep is fascist, full stop. Not all American right-wingers are fascist, not even all American extreme right-wingers are fascist in the traditional sense (a lot of hardline rightist movements don't really qualify as 'fascist' unless you use an extremely broad definition of the term), but Freep as a community is straight-up fascist. The only thing that sets them apart from the rest of the white-supremacist/dark-enlightenment/neo-Nazi Internet community (/pol/, Stormfront, the Daily Stormer, Tradyouth, etc.) is that Freep is a small, insular clique of lazy old people who don't do anything. kik2dagroin posted:Pro-Christian Vow; Trump Escalates Against Medias Muslim Obama Smear Leonidas lost the battle and died.
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After he died it took a bunch of turd pushing gays on ships to save western civilization too.
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DemeaninDemon posted:After he died it took a bunch of turd pushing gays on ships to save western civilization too. Galt fails, socialist gaystapo saves the day, decades later it was Galt the whole time
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Galt's perpetual motion device isn't free energy at all. It actually runs on Freep hatred.
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Prosecuting the scientists that're paid off by the oil industry seems like a swell idea.
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