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Texas Monthly has some great articles despite being, you know, Texan.
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that's because they're in Austin, and the only part of Austin that's really "Texas" is the government
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torgo posted:Here's another Texas Monthly true crime story : A Tree is Known by its Fruit This double murder was about a mile from my parent's place. This is mostly just a long sad story of a loser but there's a piece of detective work I appreciated. Detectives know that Scherer was in Primm, Nevada on March 7, 2008 -- the day of the murder -- from gas station receipts. There's also prints from a size 12 shoe at the scene -- odd because Scherer wears a 10 1/2. quote:Looking for anything to bolster his case, Nieto took a second look at those crime scene photos. Something caught his eye.
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Sep 19, 2015 00:02
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Junius posted:This is a super old post, as I'm still reading through this thread slowly, but according to Kyle's wiki page he may have discovered his true identity as of a few days ago. Well drat!
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Sep 19, 2015 01:12
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I read the currently trending article about a meat packing plant employee who had been charged with 71 murders for disappearing co-workers in the nearby rendering plant. It was an unnerving read but after a bit of research I found it was in fact a hoax and fake article. Good luck convincing the people sharing it though. There's 6 or more websites running the story, citing each other as sources, but when you get up to that many sites people believe it quicker. The picture they use is a guy that was arrested for child porn, which is about what I thought when I first saw the mugshot. Here is the article I originally read. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/slaughterhouse-employee-accused-of-murdering-71-coworkers-over-17-years/
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Sep 19, 2015 22:27
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quote:Jeremiah Burroughs, who is a Gulf war veteran, is suspected of suffering from PTSD syndrome and of extreme paranoia, explains police officer Emet Rubbens. I don't know how that could ever be expected to pass as actual published journalism. Even at the Weekly World News they'd have known to put a comma at the end of a quote.
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Sep 19, 2015 22:48
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Zesty Mordant posted:Well drat! It's been a good week for it. They've just identified the Deer Island Baby Doe.
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Sep 19, 2015 23:52
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Infyrno posted:I read the currently trending article about a meat packing plant employee who had been charged with 71 murders for disappearing co-workers in the nearby rendering plant. It was an unnerving read but after a bit of research I found it was in fact a hoax and fake article. Good luck convincing the people sharing it though. There's 6 or more websites running the story, citing each other as sources, but when you get up to that many sites people believe it quicker. The picture they use is a guy that was arrested for child porn, which is about what I thought when I first saw the mugshot. The 71 dead coworkers all at the same plant wasn't a tip off? I know slaughterhouse safety probably isn't top notch but I feel like after the first handful of mysteriously disappearing plant workers a few eyebrows would probably be raised
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Sep 20, 2015 00:58
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you could just check the site's disclaimer too
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Sep 20, 2015 01:29
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Dick Trauma posted:You know your investigation is in trouble when one of your primary suspects is Hans Assmann.
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Sep 20, 2015 02:05
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Sweet. Broad. fart. Feel it ease through you. The deep plumb of it through the unexplored caverns inside. Just below your ribs. A bubble in your aquefers, it travels through. Accelerated by ripe fruits. It penetrates your fleshy cheeks, it's an inversion of sex. The fart, erupting. Goodbye
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Sep 20, 2015 11:43
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Wretched fumes gronked forth from the billowing colon of the overweight man.
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Sep 20, 2015 16:28
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Avshalom posted:Sweet. Broad. fart. Feel it ease through you. The deep plumb of it through the unexplored caverns inside. Just below your ribs. A bubble in your aquefers, it travels through. Accelerated by ripe fruits. It penetrates your fleshy cheeks, it's an inversion of sex. The fart, erupting. Goodbye Not bad, but you're no James Joyce. James Joyce posted:You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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Sep 20, 2015 16:42
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Not bad, but you're no James Joyce. one for Facebook, I feel. 
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Avshalom posted:Sweet. Broad. fart. Feel it ease through you. The deep plumb of it through the unexplored caverns inside. Just below your ribs. A bubble in your aquefers, it travels through. Accelerated by ripe fruits. It penetrates your fleshy cheeks, it's an inversion of sex. The fart, erupting. Goodbye I've heard things you people wouldn't believe. Air biscuits on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I smelled SBDs festering in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like a squeaker in the elevator... Time to fart and depart.
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Sep 20, 2015 17:17
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Junius posted:This is a super old post, as I'm still reading through this thread slowly, but according to Kyle's wiki page he may have discovered his true identity as of a few days ago. I always figured that he was just a homeless guy who worked out a great scam that would allow him to be treated like a human being.
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Sep 20, 2015 18:00
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Not bad, but you're no James Joyce. Yay! An excuse to post this! 
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Sep 20, 2015 22:06
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pookel posted:I don't know how that could ever be expected to pass as actual published journalism. Even at the Weekly World News they'd have known to put a comma at the end of a quote. That's because a lot of the people who wrote for WWN were actual real journalists who got bored of normal journalism/couldn't find work so they decided to do satire instead. Most of the good people left in the late 90's, but for a long time it had guys writing for it who had done real world respected journalism.
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Sep 21, 2015 03:18
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I used to read WWN when I was a cashier. I always thought it must be pretty fun to write for them.
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Sep 21, 2015 06:33
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There is a new cracked article about the stuff we see in this thread. http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-grotesque-murder-cases-that-will-never-be-solved/
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Sep 21, 2015 15:57
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That was an all right article. The "Jaws extra" theory in #1 is really, really dumb though. Even if it somehow was her, the detective work comes down to "She's a white lady! And has brown hair and a face!"
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Sep 21, 2015 16:34
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Not bad, but you're no James Joyce. Wow. I wish I hadn't read any of those. What a loving weirdo..
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Sep 21, 2015 18:08
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New Leaf posted:Wow. I wish I hadn't read any of those. What a loving weirdo.. Sorry about your vanilla sex life 
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Sep 21, 2015 18:20
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monny posted:Sorry about your vanilla sex life My sex life isn't vanilla, I'm just not a fan of that brand of "chocolate"..
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Sep 21, 2015 18:38
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New Leaf posted:Wow. I wish I hadn't read any of those. What a loving weirdo.. Everyone has a kink or two, in the grand sweep fart fetishists are pretty tame.
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Sep 21, 2015 18:40
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You guys didn't read very far before you decided to judge me, did you?James loving Joyce posted:I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your oval office in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts up and your hand hard at work in through the slit of your drawers? Does it give you the horn now to poo poo? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of making GBS threads or do you frig yourself off first and then poo poo? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her oval office, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will poo poo your drawers, dear, and let me gently caress you then. I would like to hear you poo poo them, dear, first and then gently caress you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms around my neck in shame and poo poo it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress
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Sep 21, 2015 18:44
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What I'm getting from this is that James Joyce was into stuff that is actually banned from Pornhub. Beautiful.
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Sep 21, 2015 18:51
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New Leaf posted:You guys didn't read very far before you decided to judge me, did you? I read them all, and think Jim Joyce sounds like a pretty cool guy 
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Sep 21, 2015 21:19
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New Leaf posted:You guys didn't read very far before you decided to judge me, did you? poo poo play is gross to me but if they're both into it then the fact that they found each other is the feel good story of the summer.
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Sep 21, 2015 22:06
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The cons of being a famous writer. When you die, they'll publish every piece of crap written by you.
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Sep 21, 2015 22:07
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:That was an all right article. The "Jaws extra" theory in #1 is really, really dumb though. Even if it somehow was her, the detective work comes down to "She's a white lady! And has brown hair and a face!" It would also add no information if it was her. So she was alive and in her home town a month before she was murdered. Could have guessed that already. Unless someone can dig up a full list of named extras for the day of the scene it tells us nothing.
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Sep 21, 2015 22:11
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Inspector Gesicht posted:The cons of being a famous writer. When you die, they'll publish every piece of crap written by you. You say 'piece of crap' I say 'magnum opus'
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Sep 21, 2015 22:12
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Inspector Gesicht posted:The cons of being a famous writer. When you die, they'll publish every piece of crap written by you. That's not the kind of crap Joyce was interested in.
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Sep 21, 2015 23:24
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Inspector Gesicht posted:The cons of being a famous writer. When you die, they'll publish every piece of crap written by you. And everything written by you about pieces of crap.
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Sep 21, 2015 23:49
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > PYF unnerving article or story: How did she frig her oval office while making GBS threads?
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Sep 21, 2015 23:55
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Get away from me, James Joyce! Never has a Kate Beaton cartoon so perfectly encapsulated my own response to something.
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Inspector Gesicht posted:The cons of being a famous writer. When you die, they'll publish every piece of crap written by you. Sounds like a pro to me. I want grad students in 2120 to have to read D&D for better context on my life. That will teach the spoiled fuckers not to pry.. 
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Mulva posted:Everyone has a kink or two, in the grand sweep fart fetishists are pretty tame. I mean it's not like he's a moderator or anything.
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Got linked to this a while back and honestly wish I hadn't read it! For those of you who are unnerved by brutal murders, disembowelment, and Florida, have at it.  http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-sunrise-rough-sex-killing-arrest-20150921-story.html Basically some guy in Sunrise, FL (an hour south of where I live, and a place I will happily be avoiding even more than I was before) flew into a reportedly tequila-fueled rage when his girlfriend called out her ex-husband's name during sex. And uh... did some things. I would post a more detailed summary than that but I read it a few hours ago and don't fancy reading it again. 
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Urban Wizard posted:Got linked to this a while back and honestly wish I hadn't read it! For those of you who are unnerved by brutal murders, disembowelment, and Florida, have at it. Florida Man has a darker side, it seems. 
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