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corn in the bible posted:how is fam a "new slang term" Yeah fam, just heading to the flippity floppity floop No matter how many times that JP:MLP:FiM story gets posted, I always get angry. In what way does "WHITE KNIGHT" make you immediately think of MLP
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says that's the name of his ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL and he honestly forgets that it's not part of the show's canon
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in what universe can you get an a for the rest of the year
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 03:37 |
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Bobby Digital posted:I'm going to interpret this as the creator looks like a lesbian. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 05:06 on Sep 18, 2015 |
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College vocabulary.quote:The Mother Of All Fake Complaints
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 09:52 |
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I was hoping NAR would format it more like Me: *breaks out college vocabulary, something I’ve found shuts down snobby customers* “Well, sir, I’m very sorry you [Ivy League application verb] such an [≥2280 SAT scoring vocabulary word] of her. She’s always been [Stanford college essay level adverb] professional in my interactions with her.”
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Khazar-khum posted:College vocabulary. Clown college, maybe.
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College vocabulary: garnered, impression, eminently.......?
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Khazar-khum posted:College vocabulary. Why doesn't this guy just ask to eat her pussy instead of making up these fantasies
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ibntumart posted:I was hoping NAR would format it more like It's like Mad Libs
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I'm in Mister Donut and Bohemian Rhapsody is playing. I feel compelled to marry the counter clerk and then applaud the imminent entrance of Albert Einstein. vvvvv Blast, I knew I forgot something Weatherman has a new favorite as of 03:01 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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Weatherman posted:I'm in Mister Donut and Bohemian Rhapsody is playing. I feel compelled to marry the counter clerk and then applaud the imminent entrance of Albert Einstein. But you have to get everyone singing along for that event to trigger...
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Samizdata posted:But you have to get everyone singing along for that event to trigger... And they must know all the lyrics.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 10:15 |
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This is lovely.quote:Don’t Get Lippy About God
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Bobby Digital posted:I'm going to interpret this as the creator looks like a lesbian. Justin Bieber?
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 11:01 |
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Khazar-khum posted:This is lovely. This one is almost sweet and not self aggrandizing. Refreshing that.
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corn in the bible posted:how is fam a "new slang term" Years ago on some gaming forum a kid was really over-using "lol" and someone asked him to knock it off, so he decided to explain to all us internet grandads what it meant, like this: no u see its okay its a new slang for teens. it stands for "8-D out laud"
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The Iron Rose posted:This one is almost sweet and not self aggrandizing. Refreshing that. Sticky sweet enough to be in one of those emails Grandma sends around.
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How does one "look" like a sexuality, exactly?
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Lady Naga posted:How does one "look" like a sexuality, exactly? Are you familiar with the concept of stereotypes?
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Paladinus posted:Are you familiar with the concept of stereotypes? Oh so it's a gross homophobic thing, gotcha.
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Khazar-khum posted:And they must know all the lyrics. And hit all of Roger Taylor's high notes.
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Lady Naga posted:Oh so it's a gross homophobic thing, gotcha. They just mean "butch" when they say "lesbian" but they don't know the word for it because lots of people who aren't embedded in queer communities don't. You can definitely look like a butch. That's part of the point.
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Khazar-khum posted:This is lovely. I like that the girl's message winds up that humans had to go in and fix what God apparently got wrong. Postal Parcel posted:It's like Mad Libs I remember a goon in the previous thread writing a mad lib generator for an NAR story... wish I could find that link or that he/she would do another one.
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Khazar-khum posted:JFC. quote:Me: “Thank you for calling [Wireless Company]. My name is [My Name]. May I have your name, please?”
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Dogfish posted:They just mean "butch" when they say "lesbian" but they don't know the word for it because lots of people who aren't embedded in queer communities don't. You can definitely look like a butch. That's part of the point. Is that the proper term for the "fat 14-year-old boy halfway through a punk phase" look?
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Danger Mahoney posted:Is that the proper term for the "fat 14-year-old boy halfway through a punk phase" look? sometimes butch lesbians look like thin 14-year-old boys
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corn in the bible posted:sometimes butch lesbians look like thin 14-year-old boys The hottest butch lesbians are old butch lesbians and they don't look like 14-year-old boys.
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corn in the bible posted:sometimes butch lesbians look like thin 14-year-old boys Is the early 2010 Justin Bieber look back in fashion?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2rgzsO-AMM
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quote:Video Game Store
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The ending got me And the preferred parlance is Af*****-Am****** Sl**. Racist
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ibntumart posted:Man: RRAAAAAGH!
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ibntumart posted:Video Game Store Off to a great start
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What the hell is she censoring with N****? Nasty? Edit: And I'm no black-belt in karate, but I'm pretty sure that a kick to the balls is a basic technique. Yellow-belt, at least.
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Nagger; would have admittedly been a tough one to figure out without the mention of being white Also, everyone knows that black belts don't kick balls, they use Money Steals The Peach
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Thump! posted:What the hell is she censoring with N****? Nymph? Nelly? N000b? I'm partial to "DUMBA**" myself. All I can picture is a female flying elephant, with footnotes.
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