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Wendell
May 11, 2003

Woebin posted:

loving Mudasir.


This is such a wonderful saga.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

tacodaemon posted:

Chicken feet as served in dim sum are pretty much like chicken wings, really. You could tell people they were "Cantonese-style chicken wings" and they'd probably believe you

To be fair, a lot of stupid americans who've somehow never had a whole bird not served in a bucket assume that drumsticks count as "wings" as well. No, they're legs. Which is where the feet attach. I had an ex where whenever we went to chinese buffet would get on me for loving the way they prepared frog's legs, all deep fried and peppery, because with the leg not chopped in half it "looked too much like a real leg". :rolleyes:

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Choco1980 posted:

To be fair, a lot of stupid americans who've somehow never had a whole bird not served in a bucket assume that drumsticks count as "wings" as well. No, they're legs. Which is where the feet attach. I had an ex where whenever we went to chinese buffet would get on me for loving the way they prepared frog's legs, all deep fried and peppery, because with the leg not chopped in half it "looked too much like a real leg". :rolleyes:

I think it's more likely because a wing comes in two pieces that are usually separated, and one of those two pieces looks like a drumstick from a leg, just smaller. When you order wings at Buffalo Wild Wings for example, you get a mix of flat pieces and drummies, but both are still from a wing.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007


"They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they? I always thought that's what they were."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Yep, that's the spot.

baram.
Oct 23, 2007

smooth.


what a dork.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

baram. posted:

what a dork.

A whale of a pun

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

baram. posted:

what a dork.

:golfclap:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I once got an English menu in Germany that offered "Pig Made Miserable in Pan" and "Pig Made Miserable in Oven." No pictures though so just close your eyes and imagine I guess.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Elend Schwein

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I once got an English menu in Germany that offered "Pig Made Miserable in Pan" and "Pig Made Miserable in Oven." No pictures though so just close your eyes and imagine I guess.

They're pretty good at making things miserable in ovens in Germany.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

Elend Schwein

Oh gott. You're completely correct. Schweinelende = pork loin

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

wayfinder posted:

Oh gott. You're completely correct. Schweinelende = pork loin

Oh wow, that's great. I'm gonna go now, look after my Blumento horses.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Screenshots of Facebook game







Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
why are all guys fat and all girls bikini models

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

ElectricBlizzard posted:

I saved some from last year when i was in Balchik
With extra roaches




(mushrooms)




I found this on reddit, its a video, but it applies here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Acne Rain posted:

why are all guys fat and all girls bikini models

Where are ms. marvelous's pants?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Acne Rain posted:

why are all guys fat and all girls bikini models

Because nerds.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
What game is that? Because that's amazing.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Choco1980 posted:

What game is that? Because that's amazing.

Tiny Mighty Heroes Unite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRupn6f6Zd4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

This is absolutely amazing.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Tiny Mighty Heros Unite, apparently.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Choco1980 posted:

This is absolutely amazing.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I wonder if Disney will sue them to oblivion.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Choco1980 posted:

This is absolutely amazing.

WHY IS PSYLOCKE'S HEAD SO BIG

I skipped thigh them movie just to get an idea of the game. I don't know why it was so jarring but it was.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Listen to it be read by Samuel L. Jackson. It's magical.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Listen to it be read by Samuel L. Jackson. It's magical.

I'd rather have Gilbert Gottfried to do it.

Speaking of, I wish his Audio book of Fifty Shades of Grey was real and not a joke video. I would legit buy that.

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
All p good but Miss Missing made me laugh irl.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





OH GODDAMMIT.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

No?

Greybone
May 25, 2003

Not the red cross.
http://youtubedoubler.com/guCM

meh

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I wonder where the artwork was stolen from, because I would love to find that person's artwork and see avatars of little fat marvel characters all over the forums. :3:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Johnny Aztec posted:

I'd rather have Gilbert Gottfried to do it.


Yeah, but the Sam Jackson one is actually the official audiobook.

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


The MSJ posted:

Screenshots of Facebook game



So not only did they steal character designs, but ability icons too. Or at least one of those is a pretty clear ripoff of a WoW/War 3 one. Don't know where the others are from but Ill have to assume they're stolen too.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yep, that's the spot.



I dunno know. I don't think the U.K. is ready for an ancient colossal rock golem as a Prime Minister.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Listen to it be read by Samuel L. Jackson. It's magical.

I was going to suggest this. I got the audio version for free through amazon prime.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009


I love that they had the presence of mind to flip the R and E.

"No, see, he's Sabertooth, not Sabretooth, that makes it okay."

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5er
Jun 1, 2000


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Listen to it be read by Samuel L. Jackson. It's magical.

Werner Herzog's treatment almost makes it sound tasteful.

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