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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

DrPossum posted:

gently caress you peyton manning

your poo poo is garbage

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
my backup qb is flacco

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

uncurable mlady posted:

my backup qb is flacco

Elite

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

noted draft winners recursive playcall falling flat on their face despite lucking out with carolina's monster defense :mmmhmm:

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


dammit odell those are not the kind of points I needed

Mahatma Goonsay
Jun 6, 2007
Yum
Woah does my team suck. going 0-14 is just as impressive as 14-0 right?

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

snipers rule skeumorphs drool

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


https://www.facebook.com/landon.colao/videos/10205960895594133/

:speculate:

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
if your fantasy team is bad it reflects badly on you personally, fyi

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Katana Gomai posted:

noted draft winners recursive playcall falling flat on their face despite lucking out with carolina's monster defense :mmmhmm:

but but the algorithmic analysis concluded i would win

.......


could a computer BE WRONGSA?!??!;koq2j3e

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Go Iggles and Vikes I guess :confuoot:

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


maniacdevnull posted:

Go Iggles and Vikes I guess :confuoot:

Always Go Iggles

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Also lol that 8.5 is the current over/under for fingers on Jason Pierre Paul

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/condition-of-jason-pierre-paul-s-hand-worse-than-expected--report-says-045437885.html

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


the assassination of forums poster quiggy by the coward julio jones

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Notorious QIG posted:

the assassination of forums poster quiggy by the coward julio jones

Just checked in and L O L

I have Mathews and PHI D in my other league so I'm hoping for Philly to turn it around but daaaaang

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Katana Gomai posted:

noted draft winners recursive playcall falling flat on their face despite lucking out with carolina's monster defense :mmmhmm:

lol fantasy football owns

thank you unholy marriage of computer god and random number goddess

edit: also gently caress you adp you're a monster and should be in jail

DrPossum fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Sep 15, 2015

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

oh they did end up winning their game, still a shameful display

time to brag

quote:

Smooth Moves by Pagetwo Snipers

With 17.00 points, Matt Bryant had the highest score for a K in the league this week.
Rob Gronkowski felt like the Rodney Dangerfield of football, 'no respect at all' with this week's projected points. He scored the third-most points in the league and beat his projected point total by 146.9%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.
Chris Ivory put the team on his back with 22.00 points, the third-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
The Baltimore Ravens Defense scored 16.00 points to beat their projected point total by 253.0%, which led the matchup.
Pagetwo Snipers saw the majority of their starters (6 of 9) beat their projected point total.

:smugmrgw:

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

holy poo poo my kicker scored 17 loving points last night, :wtc:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
did carlos hyde seriously loving pull it out for recursive playcall

gently caress

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
who is recursive playcall again? DrPossum?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
yeas

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


Your trade is bullshit and you should be forced to ride Peypey into the ground like Slim Pickens in Strangelove

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

maniacdevnull posted:

Your trade is bullshit and you should be forced to ride Peypey into the ground like Slim Pickens in Strangelove

im a pro at that on account of how i treat ur mum

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
i'm 1-0 and tied for first and i promise you that's gonna change

gonna be 2-0 and tied with fewer people

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
peypey will take off and i'm gonna laugh at you possum


actually i'm gonna keep starting romo because he is good.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


just a reminder this is me running over your league

edit: this too

DrPossum fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Sep 17, 2015

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
gently caress you peyton manning your poo poo is garbage

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
i think peyton will do just fine as my backup to tony romo

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

hate the pats but love me some gronk

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
im pretty sure i have quarterback cancer

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

fitz is lighting up the bears

sorry quiggs you're getting owned this week

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Katana Gomai posted:

fitz is lighting up the bears

sorry quiggs you're getting owned this week

odell is doing good but the 1-2 punch of gronk + fitz is gonna kill me

a bad season

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Torrey Smith looking great in my other league


on the bench :sigh:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

DrPossum posted:

im pretty sure i have quarterback cancer

nope sorry my pick of brees is eating the most rear end in a top hat right now

he's not gonna hit half his projeted points

while on my bench cam newton is nearing 30... gently caress

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
looks like I, of all people, counted out touchdown tom. guess I'll just still win about it. who's seaus suicide squad, prepare 2 die

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
everybody is eating poo poo this week

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

everybody is eating poo poo this week

love too break 90 and still lose

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
tfw your opponent scores 110+ and still has two players on mnf

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


guys i think my fantasy team might be bad

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Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

mine is alright i suppose

lol my defense went -1 yesterday

Katana Gomai fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Sep 21, 2015

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