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It's amazing that a male like Scott Walker had an accident that made him go bald in a such a specific pattern. It's almost as if it's some kind male pattern baldness...
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:It's amazing that a male like Scott Walker had an accident that made him go bald in a such a specific pattern. It's almost as if it's some kind male pattern baldness... thats where the lobotomy happened its necessary for all Koch supported candidacies
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Top City Homo posted:Democrats just need to play this on loop In political ads Want some billionaire kid to just buy random 30 second commercial time slots and just loops this with no text or anything. Just out of nowhere bam doofus loop for 30 seconds then back to Modern Family or whatevr.
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by the way a better title for this thread would have been Scott Walker 2016: "I'd Like To Buy The World" - A Koch
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I'd like to buy the world a wall, and furnish it with moats.
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Trump has cornered the Mexican immigration issue so it's up to Walker to tackle Canada http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/30/politics/scott-walker-northern-border-immigration-2016/ quote:The Republican presidential contender said the idea of a northern border has come up while he has campaigned in New Hampshire.
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Good. It'll help us keep American guns from being smuggled across the border, which is getting to be a significant public safety issue.
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Fences are nice, however they will do nothing to protect us from the Mole People
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Arian_Samurai posted:Fences are nice, however they will do nothing to protect us from the Mole People Well you know I talked to a geologist and a seismologist at a brown bag town hall event in Ames yesterday that raised this legitimate concern, so I'm adding that to my platform. We want to build a multi-million square mile subterranean dome to protect us from the mole people. This is a big, bold, fresh idea that isn't a product of Washington, but rather from a maverick outsider who knows how to stand up to challenges. If I can stand up to 100,000 protesters at my doorstep, I can stand up to Emperor Xazazzaphyx and his merry band of mole men.
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https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/642713834642239488Scott Walker's Twitter posted:Looking forward to spending time at Jack Trice Stadium for Iowa/Iowa State game today - SW Badgers home opener is starting in 15. Nice work, putz.
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PT6A posted:Good. It'll help us keep American guns from being smuggled across the border, which is getting to be a significant public safety issue. Not to mention all the cocaine, fireworks and overweight tourists. And the inevitable flood of refugees after President Trump is elected. I actually like this idea, I'm going to write my member of parliament.
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Phuzzy posted:https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/642713834642239488 Gotta get above that "Don't Know" %age somehow!
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Phuzzy posted:https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/642713834642239488 That would require he go to Madison, which is like ISIS headquarters!
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It's going to be funny when he's forced to abandon his campaign and returns to Wisconsin to gently caress we state workers like a dog in the streets. Whipping us is how he licks his wounds. Still, witnessing the man broken is worth it.
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Walker's attempt to go back to his greatest hits (kicking working people) and falling flat in the national spotlight is even sweeter than I thought it would be. Hooray Scotty you got 2 days of media coverage during which you mostly got laughed at good work. Latest push at home is to change State Superintendent of Instruction from an elected to an appointed position (Secretary Evers pushed back against Act 10 and Walker's voucher bullshit), the ALEC plan continues its march here.
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Also LOL 2% in new Hampshire and 3% in Iowa.
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Too bad the Kochs damaged his face so they can't even get a refund
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Harald posted:so is this guy dead in the water or what? The hope now is to let the idiots run out of steam and use your warchest to essentially take the hit on the early primaries then come out swinging on super tuesday and hope you make it to the top of the heap. This is just my theory, of course, but it also holds true for Jeb.
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Full Battle Rattle posted:The hope now is to let the idiots run out of steam and use your warchest to essentially take the hit on the early primaries then come out swinging on super tuesday and hope you make it to the top of the heap. This is just my theory, of course, but it also holds true for Jeb. I think the real hope is that people get tired of Trump, while candidates like Carson flame out as flavors of the week. At that point money and endorsements are supposed to win elections, but Walker will be losing those to Bush and possibly also to Rubio / Kasich.
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Uncle Wemus posted:He'll just go back to destroying wisconsin Do you think Walker will get WI to the level of Brownback-era KS, or is there enough resistance to stop him from going that far?
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skaboomizzy posted:Do you think Walker will get WI to the level of Brownback-era KS, or is there enough resistance to stop him from going that far? The state has already put the kibosh on some of Walker's more egregious idiocy (the elimination of open records, allowing high school dropouts to become teachers, the neutering of the university's mission statement, replacing the state's excellent disability program with a private model) so I doubt things will get as bad as KS. Walker, however, is a worse and more dangerous governor than Brownback, if that were possible.
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etherealshaq posted:The state has already put the kibosh on some of Walker's more egregious idiocy (the elimination of open records, allowing high school dropouts to become teachers, the neutering of the university's mission statement, replacing the state's excellent disability program with a private model) so I doubt things will get as bad as KS. Walker, however, is a worse and more dangerous governor than Brownback, if that were possible. Yeah, they're always pushing on several fronts at once, so they don't get everything they want but they're doing damage constantly and it adds up.
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etherealshaq posted:allowing high school dropouts to become teachers lol "if I dropped out of college, then..."
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A lot of the more recent stuff was him grandstanding for his POTUS run. Once he embarrasses himself in Iowa and is cast aside as a loser by the Kochs he may have a mental breakdown and just coast for his final two years. That's my hope, at least.
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Also Walker is both dumb and convinced that he's someone who "makes things happen" so I really hope he reaches and falls in today's debate, because I will never get sick of Scott Walker being embarrassed.
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Between his plummeting polls and aggressively awful rebranding earlier this week he's going to be trying so hard at this debate tonight. I'm hoping he goes straight for Trump and it backfires on him spectacularly. I want him to get clowned worse than Rand did last time.
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i wonder how long until the koch brothers discard him for an investment with a greater chance of return
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etherealshaq posted:(the elimination of open records, allowing high school dropouts to become teachers, the neutering of the university's mission statement, replacing the state's excellent disability program with a private model) It's interesting seeing it written out like this. An outsider might think you're joking, but those are all 100% real things he's tried to do, all on Friday afternoons right before the government offices closed for the day.
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<1% bitches http://www.politico.com/story/2015/09/cnn-poll-donald-trump-carly-fiorina-scott-walker-213859
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etherealshaq posted:<1% bitches fiorina would be perfect losing by 30% in California last time while spending millions of her own money 
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U.S. REPUBLICAN SCOTT WALKER TO SUSPEND 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, FOX NEWS CONFIRMS Nerdlord Actual has issued a correction as of 21:33 on Sep 21, 2015 |
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Death to Walker
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Who are the Koch brothers gonna back now??
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He could still be VP as part of whatever power sharing agreement the nominee has to make with the Kochs. That's why Mitt 'picked' Paul Ryan.
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This man was elected by the people of Wisconsin on three separate occasions and they deserve his triumphant return.
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Melmac posted:Can people genuinely explain to me how he is so well disliked yet he won a recall election? I'm honestly curious. One factor was good old low turnout - another I heard was that some 'serious' people didn't approve of having a recall and felt motivated to come out and vote for him (or they stayed home as part of the former group)
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