Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



oopsie rock posted:

Just a guess, but I'd say we're missing out on 50% of it

It's possible for there to be a tie, so we're potentially missing 66%

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Lets be real, if there was a tie they'd just randomly pick a team to win by 1%

TheRevolution1
Sep 21, 2011
Couldn't someone just dig through the game files for the text we missed? Unless it's not stored in the files and we only get whatever Nintendo sends out when it ends.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Less than 50%, since they have identical dialogue while waiting for the results. There's only a couple of lines different each splatfest. However, we're only getting 1/6th of that unique dialogue since we're only participating in one region's splatfest. If there's tie options then we're at 1/9th.


ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Lets be real, if there was a tie they'd just randomly pick a team to win by 1%

Eh, it's not like super snails or a couple of extra strings of dialogue cost a lot of money.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

TheRevolution1 posted:

Couldn't someone just dig through the game files for the text we missed? Unless it's not stored in the files and we only get whatever Nintendo sends out when it ends.

Splatfest dialog is fetched from the server and not part of the updates yeah. Dunno if it sends the alternate possibility.

of bees
Dec 28, 2009



Goddamn Marie is getting saltier by the minute :stare:

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

of bees posted:




Goddamn Marie is getting saltier by the minute :stare:

Nintendo's translation team for this game rules.

Inflammatory
Apr 22, 2014

Internet Kraken posted:

Nintendo's translation team for this game rules.

we scientists.

lick it or ticket
Apr 12, 2013

When you want to laugh cry as hard as you can, when you want to cry laugh all you can. When you see rain, just think of it as the world laughing with you, and laugh until you can't anymore.

Inflammatory posted:

we scientists.

If Marie was a linguist, she wouldn't have chosen science. :colbert:

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Man that bridge map is fun for the standard inkbrush, I'm just throwing sprinklers as distractions on the pillars so the enemy team has to deal with them and I can maneuver around. I can't imagine it's too much fun with any other brush though.

Onean
Feb 11, 2010

Maiden in white...
You are not one of us.
Octobrush is fine there. You'd think the grates would be an issue, but there's a ton of floor space and cover. Then you pop Kraken and take out the people who thought they were fairly safe on the pillars and go back to doing your thing.

That said, I haven't played the map on anything but Turf Wars yet, so I don't know how it holds up in Ranked.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Rexroom posted:



Ah, bugger.

Wow, they messed us up good :stare:. It's odd though because most of my matches were spent utterly humiliating Messy teams by locking them onto their spawn.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I didn't see this linked yet.

https://nwplayer123.github.io/Splatoon/Upcoming/

That Hydra Splatling... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I didn't see this linked yet.

https://nwplayer123.github.io/Splatoon/Upcoming/

That Hydra Splatling... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

I want it.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


The Big Ball Launcher is apparently some kind of Slosher.

LemonAIDS
Aug 7, 2009

They are pretty great.

I want that new Luna Blaster. I play way too suicidally for me to ever get enough charge for the inkzooka

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I didn't see this linked yet.

https://nwplayer123.github.io/Splatoon/Upcoming/

That Hydra Splatling... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

That reminds me of one of the cool touches in this game that I never noticed till someone on reddit mentioned it, even though it doesn't say it on the equipment screen, all of the weapons have brands like clothing does. Each with its own logo, aesthetic and naming scheme. Even the sub weapons and specials have brands. http://imgur.com/a/NSQvp

Its funny looking at weapons yet to be released because you can tell exactly witch company makes each. Like the Hydra Splatling is clearly made by the same people who make the E-Liter, Blasters, and suction bombs.

Dieland
Sep 12, 2014

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Wow, they messed us up good :stare:. It's odd though because most of my matches were spent utterly humiliating Messy teams by locking them onto their spawn.

Are you from Australia? I did literally the same thing with a group of dudes who would keep saying "nice".

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Dieland posted:

Are you from Australia? I did literally the same thing with a group of dudes who would keep saying "nice".

Yup :australia:. I really thought Tidy had that Splatfest locked down.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
EDIT: I'm dumb.

The Kins fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Sep 21, 2015

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

You can't really tell the whole story from a sample size of just the games you've played when the game had sales in the hundreds of thousands in each of the regions.

Unless there's some kind of selection factor (for instance the Transformers one splitting older players who remember how cool the Decepticons were in the 80s Transformers versus younger players who love heroes) I'd expect the win rate to be 50% +/- a few points. Bell curves are real; for every random group on your side that is good enough to lock the enemy in their spawn every time, there's a group bad enough to be locked in the spawn every time.

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I didn't see this linked yet.

https://nwplayer123.github.io/Splatoon/Upcoming/

That Hydra Splatling... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

A Deco HMV.... :vince:

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Where are my drat buckets, Nintendo?

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


As much as I love the New Squiffer, I think I'm going to try out a Blaster. I like the idea that you can still do damage even if you miss, and you can hit people around corners. The real question is, which blaster? The Rapid Blaster is really bad, so not that one. Ranged? Regular? Deco? Whatever?

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Blackbelt Bobman posted:

As much as I love the New Squiffer, I think I'm going to try out a Blaster. I like the idea that you can still do damage even if you miss, and you can hit people around corners. The real question is, which blaster? The Rapid Blaster is really bad, so not that one. Ranged? Regular? Deco? Whatever?

Depends on the level. Ranged is good if there is space to maneuver and keep lines, regular or deco are better for tight spaces. I don't main the blasters, but Ranged is fun on Blackbelly Skatepark or Saltspray Rig at least!

Custom Blaster is fun to use in Turf War to mercilessly hunt down the other team when they're not expecting it.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Blackbelt Bobman posted:

As much as I love the New Squiffer, I think I'm going to try out a Blaster. I like the idea that you can still do damage even if you miss, and you can hit people around corners. The real question is, which blaster? The Rapid Blaster is really bad, so not that one. Ranged? Regular? Deco? Whatever?

The only worthwhile ones IMO are Custom Blaster and Luna Blaster. Regular blaster has lovely worthless subs and Range Blaster is slower and has a smaller blast radius and the extra range is negligible. The Rapids I don't even bother with because the blast radius is smaller and the shots are weaker, and the increased rate of fire doesn't make up for either of those.

Both are decent for Turf War if you're stealthy and a good shot (and netcode isn't giving you a big ol' middle finger), because while it's not great for rapid painting, you can wipe out an enemy team that's not careful, which opens up your team to take the map if they're not shitheads. A couple of drawbacks are that there's no splash if it hits the ground / a wall / an overzealous teammate who gets in the way of your shots, rendering the shot pretty useless, and if an enemy can get close enough where they splash damage won't hit them, they'll usually outgun you with superior rate of fire (less of a problem with the Luna, but then you have to worry about being out-ranged). They're best for ranked modes because enemies are usually grouped up and focusing on an objective that is not you, which makes it easy to pick them off.

Custom Blaster is a great anti-sniper weapon, its range usually lets you pick off snipers who think they're high enough that they're safe so they often don't move even if you don't get a direct hit.

Luna Blaster is better for one-on-one combat, but it really shines in Tower Control because its range is just high enough that when shot from the ground it can explode in a sweet spot where nobody on the tower is safe. Its ink mine sub is also good for mining the tower to get rid of pesky invaders.

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
Had a horrible chain of defeats on Bluefin Depot/Flounder Heights. Those two are stages that can swing against you in a moment's notice. Granted, I played out of my comfort zone by trying different weapons, but geez, every so often some squid would squirm his/her/its way to our turf and make last minute inking to set my pieces tumbling. And the stupid urge players have to rush to their doom at the very last minute while not paying attention to the map really upsets me. Good thing it was just Turf Wars, otherwise I'd be rather annoyed.

Also don't listen to raditts about the Regular Blaster, the Disruptor sub is awesome in the right hands and the Killer Wail has it's uses, especially when you need to flush out snipers.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

All blasters are good and viable weapons. My personal fave is the Custom just because having point sensors makes it extremely easy to pick off people with splash damage. If they come out with a variant with echolocator, I'd probably jump on it in a heartbeat.

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?
I think my dream weapon would be a Splat Roller with Echolocator and Ink Mines.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Well I'm glad art won splatfest in spite of my efforts, though I will say that if I'm coming in first and second with a goddamn squiffer and the guy with a roller is in last I am probably less the problem than usual.

That said I had an absolutely amazing team where I was a new squiffer and everyone else was a splat or krak-on roller and we completely killed it, just a fantastic winning streak. I even sent the most effective one a friend request because it reminded me of why I liked the game so much. :3:

LemonAIDS
Aug 7, 2009

They are pretty great.

Rapid blasters are actually really good. Just a higher skill floor.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

LemonAIDS posted:

Rapid blasters are actually really good. Just a higher skill floor.

I don't buy this. The fact that they always require two hits makes them inferior to all the other blasters no matter how skilled you are with it. You simply can't kill people as fast as a normal blaster with good aim. There's also the issue that its blast radius is garbage so it can't kill people around corners like the regular blaster either.

LemonAIDS
Aug 7, 2009

They are pretty great.

You just have to use it very differently from other blasters, more like a squelcher kind of. The tricky part is keeping them at the explosion range. You shoot way faster so direct hits are way easier to pull off even if they don't splat in one hit. And at those ranged if someone takes damage they don't expect a blaster and just barely poke behind a corner so the AoE is definitely enough to kill around corners. I do very well with it, it's just a very different weapon from every other blaster. Imo the worst blaster is the range blaster

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Rapid blaster is great as an area control weapon; its real strength lies in its painting ability and making scary-looking explosions that control your enemy's movements. If you're getting close to enemies with it of your own volition, it's just not gonna work out.

I thought ranged blaster would be amazing, but if you miss the first couple shots and the enemy closes the gap, you're pretty much done unless you get a lucky last-second bullseye.

BlueOccamy
Jul 1, 2010
That Luna Blaster with splat bombs *makes grabby hands*

Luna Blaster's how I jumped up from B- to A, and having a ranged sub instead of the ink mine would be very nice. I keep trying to use stuff other than it, but every time I go on a huge losing streak and kill less than 5 people per game, but I'm normally 9+ kills per game with my trusty Luna Blaster :3:

pokeyman
Nov 26, 2006

That elephant ate my entire platoon.

BattleMaster posted:

dynamite dynamo :words:

Thank you so much!

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I should not play without a solid 7 hours of sleep. Well so shouldn't my teammates apparently, I least had a K:D ratio that wasn't garbage. You useless jerks.

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Jonas Albrecht posted:

I didn't see this linked yet.

https://nwplayer123.github.io/Splatoon/Upcoming/

That Hydra Splatling... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
Wait... is that a carbon roller with seekers and bomb rush?

That strikes me as being... well, at the very least a lot of fun.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Eiba posted:

Wait... is that a carbon roller with seekers and bomb rush?

That strikes me as being... well, at the very least a lot of fun.

It is! Between that and the bucket with echo and seekers I don't see myself using any other weapons for a long time. If they would just hurry up and come out with them, that is.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

It's a little difficult to go back to the heavy splatling after using the mini for a while. It's almost like they're two different playstyles.

  • Locked thread