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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

The Colts are Bad, and the Niners are Worse. At least the Seahawks are still 0-2.

Meanwhile in Minnesota

TubeStank posted:

loving lol this isn't a joke

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:08

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 19:41

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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This season sucks.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:10

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Silly Burrito posted:

This season sucks.

actually it's good

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:13

Parlett316: Dec 6, 2002; Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton

Colts currently crying to the commissioner about Revis.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:14

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Thursday night games suck my loving balls.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:14

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

i've thought about it

and the afc is really bad

but go jets and bills bitch

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:22

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

TubeStank posted:

i've thought about it

and the afc is really bad

but go jets and bills bitch

nfc is pretty bad too unless you are named the green bay packers.

which is why this will be a fun season. nfl seems to be more fun/hilarious when there aren't any truly dominant teams.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:24

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Guys does it seem like there are more bad teams this year?

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:25

Notable Dom X: Apr 3, 2011; by exmarx; Buglord

all teams are better thus making it look like all teams are bad. peak football is a sloopy mess and its good

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:28

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

Pats going to SB 50 to play either Cards or Packers I guess.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:30

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Go Bucs!

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:31

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

no loving way blake bortles is 23

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:31

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Pee pee doo doo the Colts is a bad football team

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:32

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

cheesetriangles posted:

Pats going to SB 50 to play either Cards or Packers I guess.

The two SB teams were each 1-1 after two games last year, getting blown out by the Dolphins and Chargers respectively.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:32

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Alaois posted:

Guys does it seem like there are more bad teams this year?

Everyone's bad except the Patriots because of course

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:35

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

TubeStank posted:

no loving way blake bortles is 23

Blake Bortles was clearly sent from Cuba as a pee-wee football ringer. :stonk:

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:35

StarcraftM: Jan 15, 2008; Full Fuckin' Circle.

Grozz Nuy posted:

Everyone's bad except the Patriots because of course

Our D kinda blows though

But lol colts, but more importantly, 0-2 seahawks

amazin

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:37

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Change thread title pls

Winkie01 posted:

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:38

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

The Jags are currently in first place go Bort go

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:39

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

The Jags are currently in first place go Bort go

Tied

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:40

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

I was right about Andrew Luck.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:40

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Metapod posted:

Tied

No man the Texans and Colts both lost 2 games

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:40

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Fun fact: Since Jimmy Graham was traded, his old team and his new team haven't won any games at all in the regular season.

The curse of Jimmy Graham begins.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:41

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

TubeStank posted:

no loving way blake bortles is 23

I hope he remakes every Burt Reynolds movie.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:41

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Andrew Luck has offended a wizard

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:41

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Most disappointing team so far?

Colts?
Seahawks?
Saints?
Eagles?
Ravens?

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:42

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Colts coaching staff is gonna be gone by midseason, and Grigson soon afterwards.

They did open 0-2 last year so it's not panic time yet, but we'll see how they do at Tennessee. It's also gonna be bad news if their 3 best corners are out.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:42

hobbez: Mar 1, 2012; Don't care. Just do not care. We win, you lose. You do though, you seem to care very much

I'm going to go ride my mountain bike, later nerds.

N:

0-2 teams in the NFL:
-IND
-BAL
-SEA
-DET
-PHI
-NYG
-NO
-HOU
-CHI

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:42

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Silly Burrito posted:

Fun fact: Since Jimmy Graham was traded, his old team and his new team haven't won any games at all in the regular season.

The curse of Jimmy Graham begins.

We should trade him to the Pats for Solder.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:43

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

football is bad, but it is also good

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:43

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Kalli posted:

Most disappointing team so far?

Colts?
Seahawks?
Saints?
Eagles?
Ravens?

All of them.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:43

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Chichevache posted:

We should trade him to the Pats for Solder.

Why would the Patriots trade their LT?

There's a serious dearth of good offensive linemen in the league right now. Shouldn't be trading those guys away.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:44

hobbez: Mar 1, 2012; Don't care. Just do not care. We win, you lose. You do though, you seem to care very much

I'm going to go ride my mountain bike, later nerds.

What happens when the pats are still good......

and everyone else is bad.....

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:44

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Kalli posted:

Most disappointing team so far?

Colts?
Seahawks?
Saints?
Eagles?
Ravens?

I think it's the Colts.

Every other team there came into the season thinking they'd maybe win one of their first two, Colts had Bills then Jets. And their one strong point, their offense, looked like absolute dogshit.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:44

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

After next week either the Jaguars will still be in first place in the AFC South or the Colts will be 0-3.

I'm ok with either imo

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:44

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Silly Burrito posted:

Fun fact: Since Jimmy Graham was traded, his old team and his new team haven't won any games at all in the regular season.

The curse of Jimmy Graham begins.

The best curse.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:45

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Patriots/Packers Super Bowl

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:45

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

two words:

packers

bitch

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:45

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

zimbomonkey posted:

I was right about Andrew Luck.

you probably arent

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:46

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 19:41

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

The Seahawks game was hilarious. They kept zooming in on Jimmy Graham and Seattle completely forgot to use him. This is going to be a horrible season for the 49ers, so just let me bask in our one-game lead before it goes away.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:46

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