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That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Memento posted:

They're pretty good at making things miserable in ovens in Germany.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:58

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# ? May 26, 2024 06:29

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I once got an English menu in Germany that offered "Pig Made Miserable in Pan" and "Pig Made Miserable in Oven." No pictures though so just close your eyes and imagine I guess.

Never forget most menus offer "Schnitzel Weiner Art."

And I'm a literal 12 year old

# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:02

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

Sam Faust posted:

I dunno know. I don't think the U.K. is ready for an ancient colossal rock golem as a Prime Minister.

These jokes have legs

Too bad the pig didnt

# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:07

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

Funny picture for what's supposed to be a funny pictures thread.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:10

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Hipsters and their fixies.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:15

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Hipsters and their fixies.

A few months ago I saw a very unhappy hipster riding one eastbound on Santa Monica during rush hour. The look on his face made me think he was re-evaluating some of his life choices.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:18

Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

A hipster guy in my grad school department rode fixies (they were big there). He got his pant leg caught in his gear and because of the nature of the fixy bike ate poo poo so bad he broke his leg. Riding that piece of poo poo fixed gear bike wasn't worth that kind of poo poo. I dunno

now with content!

Dr. Fraiser Chain has a new favorite as of 00:41 on Sep 22, 2015

# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:39

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Goodpancakes posted:

A hipster guy in my grad school department rode fixies (they were big there). He got his pant leg caught in his gear and because of the nature of the fixy bike ate poo poo so bad he broke his leg. Riding that piece of poo poo fixed gear bike wasn't worth that kind of poo poo. I dunno

now with content!

All I saw in this picture was

Jesus, Attorney at Law.

I want this sitcom. Drama. Dramedy?

# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:37

CobiWann: Oct 21, 2009; Have fun!

Memento posted:

They're pretty good at making things miserable in ovens in Germany.

Is that why you can't find a good bagel there?

# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:58

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

CobiWann posted:

Is that why you can't find a good bagel there?

It's related...

# ? Sep 22, 2015 03:05

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Greybone posted:

http://youtubedoubler.com/guCM

meh

Youtube doubler is a piece of poo poo and doesn't sync for poo poo.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 03:20

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

Goodpancakes posted:

A hipster guy in my grad school department rode fixies (they were big there). He got his pant leg caught in his gear and because of the nature of the fixy bike ate poo poo so bad he broke his leg. Riding that piece of poo poo fixed gear bike wasn't worth that kind of poo poo. I dunno

now with content!

This place is just a few blocks from my apartment! Apparently the guy in charge there likes to talk about how the rectum is a place of death.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 03:33

Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

Another one!

# ? Sep 22, 2015 03:43

Ugato: Apr 9, 2009; We're not?

Goodpancakes posted:

Another one!

So... he... likes Obama? This one is great because it sounds like they took dictation of a crazy person and just went until they ran out of space. It could only be better if it ended mid sentence.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 03:47

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Goodpancakes posted:

This one is great with punctuation:

Ask the Racist Jesus, hating Sodomite Gentrifiers, if they let black funeral homes, in Harlem, embalm white women.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 03:50

President Ark: May 16, 2010

I didn't realize the Time Cube guy was a pastor.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:13

lick it or ticket: Apr 12, 2013; When you want to laugh cry as hard as you can, when you want to cry laugh all you can. When you see rain, just think of it as the world laughing with you, and laugh until you can't anymore.

Goodpancakes posted:

Another one!

Finding common ground with your enemy is the first step to reconciliation.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:14

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:21

sunken fleet: Apr 25, 2010; dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.; Fallen Rib

I dunno where the thread stands on 4chan screencaps but I just finished reading it and want to give back ~

# ? Sep 22, 2015 07:17

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

i don't know where the thread stands on tumblr screencaps but

also

# ? Sep 22, 2015 07:26

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

That's stupid. Fiddler crabs use their small claws for manipulating stuff. The large claw is for ritual fighting and picking up chicks.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 07:31

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The MSJ posted:

That's stupid. Fiddler crabs use their small claws for manipulating stuff. The large claw is for ritual fighting and picking up chicks.

I dunno man, that chick there looks good to go.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 07:44

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

The MSJ posted:

That's stupid. Fiddler crabs use their small claws for manipulating stuff. The large claw is for ritual fighting and picking up chicks.

He's waving a sword at a lady wearing a bedsheet. That seems like it hits both of the criteria for using the Big Claw.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 08:43

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! Go-Go Girl Godzilla! :nws:

# ? Sep 22, 2015 08:49

Nicodemus Dumps: Jan 9, 2006; Just chillin' in the sink

Istari posted:

Is it still "self-warming" if it requires your body heat to warm it ?

(Your)self warming

Edit: oh god I just replied from the middle of the thread

# ? Sep 22, 2015 09:08

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

popewiles posted:

(Your)self warming

Edit: oh god I just replied from the middle of the thread

It's fine. June 4 was a good vintage.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 09:17

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Screaming Idiot posted:

Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! Go-Go Girl Godzilla!

That implant surgeon should find a new job.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 09:51

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Picnic Princess posted:

That implant surgeon should find a new job.

Something something life finds a way something something.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 10:06

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Sinking Ship posted:

I dunno where the thread stands on 4chan screencaps but I just finished reading it and want to give back ~

Iirc, this guy has quite a few rants like this on some gun forums. Most were pretty funny.

Here you go

Queen-Of-Hearts has a new favorite as of 14:13 on Sep 22, 2015

# ? Sep 22, 2015 14:10

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

The MSJ posted:

That's stupid. Fiddler crabs use their small claws for manipulating stuff. The large claw is for ritual fighting and picking up chicks.

Ritual fighting, ritual sacrifice, close enough.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 16:56

PaulBearer: Jul 23, 2013

The coolest toy in 1950.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 19:50

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

What's the 10 grand reward for

# ? Sep 22, 2015 19:53

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

goose fleet posted:

What's the 10 grand reward for

for anyone who discovers deposits of uranium ore.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 19:57

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

goose fleet posted:

What's the 10 grand reward for

Finding and reporting to the US Government the location of a Uranium deposit.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 19:58

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Flipperwaldt posted:

for anyone who discovers deposits of uranium ore.

Classic Lucy episode.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 20:09

PaulBearer: Jul 23, 2013

Couldn't you buy a house for 10,000 bucks back then?

# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:38

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

PaulBearer posted:

Couldn't you buy a house for 10,000 bucks back then?

Well if the kid found the ore in their backyard they'd need to.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:40

President Ark: May 16, 2010

Based on inflation, 10,000 in 1950bux translates to slightly under 100,000 in 2015bux.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 23:18

Birb Katter: Sep 18, 2010; BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

PaulBearer posted:

Couldn't you buy a house for 10,000 bucks back then?

Can't you buy a house in America for $10k now?

# ? Sep 22, 2015 23:20

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Birb Katter posted:

Can't you buy a house in America for $10k now?

In all of America? Sure.

Anywhere a rational person would WANT to live? No.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 23:22

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