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It never is. But it could be.
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Sep 22, 2015 18:45
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I thought it was funny that the giant spider's naturally-evolved angler fish lure is a titty torso.
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Sep 22, 2015 18:46
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moths posted:I thought it was funny that the giant spider's naturally-evolved angler fish lure is a titty torso. No the spider jams a hand into people and puppets the corpse around as a lure. I mean that's a bit  but "Weird hand-spider" is a cool surreal horror thing. Just we had to have tits because of course.
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Sep 22, 2015 18:54
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spectralent posted:No the spider jams a hand into people and puppets the corpse around as a lure. I mean that's a bit Titty lure aside, that thing is a very creative and well executed model, too bad its probably gonna snap in a million places at the first sign on trauma, plastic or not. It just doesn't look very practical as a gaming piece.
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Sep 22, 2015 19:40
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Yeah, that too. For a monster reference though it's great. Honestly KD's monsters are 90% great and 10% bizzare fetishes which probably put you on a register somewhere.
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Sep 22, 2015 19:44
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I wish thag people would look at actual spiders before drawing or modelljng them. Spoders are cool as gently caress but no one seems to want to actually know what they look like.
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Sep 22, 2015 20:02
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spectralent posted:No the spider jams a hand into people and puppets the corpse around as a lure. I mean that's a bit You, uh, didn't check out the part where it jams a tentacle in the cranium to release brain control spiders, did you? spectralent posted:Yeah, that too. For a monster reference though it's great. Honestly KD's monsters are 90% great and 10% bizzare fetishes which probably put you on a register somewhere. I'd say only the humanoid knights avoid fetish territory real good. The other monsters are all faces dicks tits.
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Sep 22, 2015 20:07
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spectralent posted:No the spider jams a hand into people and puppets the corpse around as a lure. I mean that's a bit I'm just having a good time picturing what other things you could convert it to hold as a lure. Anime body pillow Fleshlight A flatscreen that's got a browser open to the KD website on it
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Sep 22, 2015 20:32
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:I'm just having a good time picturing what other things you could convert it to hold as a lure. Cheetos and mountain dew
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Sep 22, 2015 20:42
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A smaller version of itself.
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Improbable Lobster posted:I wish thag people would look at actual spiders before drawing or modelljng them. Spoders are cool as gently caress but no one seems to want to actually know what they look like. are you saying spiders don't all have hands or what nonsense are you on here
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Sep 22, 2015 20:49
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JcDent posted:You, uh, didn't check out the part where it jams a tentacle in the cranium to release brain control spiders, did you? Oh, is that a seperate thing? I just assumed it was the same thing. This game is weird. quote:I'd say only the humanoid knights avoid fetish territory real good. The other monsters are all faces dicks tits. There's also the weird deer thing and the hand-man thing. But I more meant most monsters are like 90% a weird cool thing and 10% dicks. Except that one that's just a vagina.
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Sep 22, 2015 20:49
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spectralent posted:Damnit, I like the giant hand-spider, why's it got to be waving a naked woman around? I didn't notice the naked quad-amputee until you pointed it out. 
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Sep 22, 2015 21:46
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Green Intern posted:I didn't notice the naked quad-amputee until you pointed it out.
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Sep 22, 2015 21:50
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Ilor posted:No, don't you get it? The naked quad-amputee is the best lure for the voraciously lusty human male; all the "important" parts are there, but she can't get away. oh christ I didn't think of it like that 
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Sep 22, 2015 22:11
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I get confused when amputees float nude in midair. It makes me distrust them. I guess I'm an insensitive person.
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Sep 22, 2015 23:10
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:I get confused when amputees float nude in midair. It makes me distrust them.
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Sep 23, 2015 01:26
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Ilor posted:I bet you're also the kind of person who doesn't approach the shabby, windowless Econoline van with "FREE CANDY" hastily spray-painted on the side too, aren't you? That's OK, more candy for me. 
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Sep 23, 2015 05:18
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 AAAAAAGH  Hams has come a long, long way since the 90s.  Still AAAAAAGH though
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Sep 23, 2015 12:36
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I don't think you can do any other face with that model tbqh
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Sep 23, 2015 13:01
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spectralent posted:I don't think you can do any other face with that model tbqh Yeah, it came up in /tg/'s worst GW mini thread, but was overshadowred by Taurox and how it's totally cool you guys with some conversion One guy said that converters are hubrisome shitheads who ignore the lore and artist intent behind the model/lovely brick tracks/autocannons that overlook side doors/exhaust routed through passenger compartment.
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Sep 23, 2015 13:07
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JcDent posted:Yeah, it came up in /tg/'s worst GW mini thread, but was overshadowred by Taurox and how it's totally cool you guys with some conversion Link?  Also year the Taurox is pretty lovely even with conversion. A lot of GW stuff is though, their models aren't actually that great on average.
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Sep 23, 2015 13:34
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spectralent posted:Link? Link and Imgur for those who don't go to places like 4chan:  What I learned from the thread is that there's basically a cottage industry of people catering to those with enough sense to want to convert Tauroxes (but not enough sense not to buy them).
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Sep 23, 2015 13:50
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JcDent posted:What I learned from the thread is that there's basically a cottage industry of people catering to those with enough sense to want to convert Tauroxes (but not enough sense not to buy them). Take it to the next level and buy a whole not-Taurox kit from a cottage industry. http://puppetswar.com/product.php?id_product=366 Taste and all that, but for my money it looks better, comes with multiple options, and manages to cost 1/3 less to boot! 
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Sep 23, 2015 14:13
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 wanna use these guys as cheerleaders for a chaos blood bowl team
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Sep 23, 2015 14:45
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JcDent posted:Yeah, it came up in /tg/'s worst GW mini thread, but was overshadowred by Taurox and how it's totally cool you guys with some conversion The Taurox is baller with the right paintscheme, it's just the ugly baby blue that GW used that sucks. Yeah, it's a brick, but I love that brick. Bricky, blocky, industrial-looking vehicles are kind of par for the course for Imperial vehicles.  
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Sep 23, 2015 15:15
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looking at that style it really does seem like something some inter-war soviet design bureau would poo poo out.
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Sep 23, 2015 15:20
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Der Waffle Mous posted:looking at that style it really does seem like something some inter-war soviet design bureau would poo poo out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA
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Sep 23, 2015 15:37
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Is it just me, or are their heads disproportionately tiny?
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Sep 23, 2015 16:06
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Fancy you should mention that, comrade The same thread:  Butts were hurt.
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Sep 23, 2015 16:09
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Ilor posted:Is it just me, or are their heads disproportionately tiny? No, not just you. The heads would be small even if they weren't helmets. Given that the helmets have heads inside, presumably, these guys are total pinheads.
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Sep 23, 2015 17:20
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thespaceinvader posted:No, not just you. The heads would be small even if they weren't helmets. Given that the helmets have heads inside, presumably, these guys are total pinheads. Obviously the helmets are the head due to reasons. Duh... 
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Sep 23, 2015 17:24
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Ilor posted:Is it just me, or are their heads disproportionately tiny? They are a lot larger than normal dudes. So I guess their heads are kinda normal but their bodies are more hulked out with rage and demons or whatever. They are on 40mm bases.
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Sep 23, 2015 19:02
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Sep 23, 2015 19:19
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Given the proportions of "heroic" scale miniatures, they probably have comparatively normal sized heads. It's just only noticeable when you're using other models in the same scale for reference.
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Sep 23, 2015 20:33
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Ah, the Altered Beast-effect
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Sep 23, 2015 20:49
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SRM, my heart out to you for making the Taurox look decent. That said, I still can't get behind the tracks. The wheeled conversions make it look much better in my opinion. RE: Worst 40k Model Chat Obliterators and Possessed are way up there for me:   ... and these jewel like objects too:    
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Nah, the flyer with landing gear on the lower turret is worse. (ed: the Stormtalon) And the very concept of hurricane bolter is so dumb it rolls around to awesome and back to idiotic. Pierzak fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Sep 23, 2015 |
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