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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
There isn't an organizational structure ron d moore wrote about that isn't hamfisted and incompetent.

Even the federation becomes flawed idiots once he gets his hands on them.

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Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Mondian posted:

Not just chuckling, but throwing it back in his face with a "maybe you should talk to Worf again"

hahaha i loved damar


:lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acF2f3XLfCo


ok, so i dont know how to embed and specify a start time.... start at 3:00

Shadow fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Sep 22, 2015

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
The controls, genetic or otherwise, aren't there to stop a few guys trying to go rogue every now and again. They are there to stop a full blown rebellion.

Who gives a gently caress if like 5 guys decide they want to kill the founders because of some weird coincidence breaking down their drug addiction, years of propaganda, and genetic instincts. They have to fight their way through an entire army of dudes willing to die to take them out to get close.

The only team that got close to doing it was those guys who found the teleporter gate thing that can transport you anywhere in time and space and you can't really plan for that poo poo.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Shadow posted:

hahaha i loved damar


:lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acF2f3XLfCo


ok, so i dont know how to embed and specify a start time.... start at 3:00

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
That dude playing Damar really did a great job. He started as a one-line background character and worked it up into something awesome. With ten pounds of plastic glued to his face

Tujague fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Sep 22, 2015

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive

Shadow posted:

hahaha i loved damar


:lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acF2f3XLfCo


ok, so i dont know how to embed and specify a start time.... start at 3:00

lmao damar shouting YOU hosed UP IDIOT at weyoun 7's corpse

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
There's a lot of idiotic debate over this slave race thing, so my two cents:

Obviously you can't craft the perfect obedient race without some risk of it falling out of your control. Bear in mind, the Jem'Hadar are physically strong and have a militaristic culture. There's no sex, no music, no creative outlet except for the arts of war. If left to their own devices, the Jem'Hadar would basically become soulless Klingons, rampaging the galaxy in search of new foes to slaughter. They were never designed to be a functioning race, but they are sentient nevertheless, and that's the biggest danger with them.

The Jem'Hadar know and respect combat, fighting, and they seem to have a concept of honor, since all of these are programmed into them to make them happy to go out and die for the Founders. When the Jem'Hadar jailer comes to respect Worf, it's simply his programming reacting to a circumstance the programmer's didn't expect. That's why the Vorta vaporizes him. He's essentially "glitching".

Now, look at the example of the Jem'Hadar serving the Vorta who orders them to their deaths. Sisko and him even talk about it--both know that this is a suicide mission for the Jem'Hadar, but his programming, his genetic loyalty, is too strong even for his reason and logic to supercede it. It demonstrates that the biological controls are not perfect, but ultimately they are adequate. The Jem'Hadar will never NOT be horrifying genetic murder machines. They will never have a peaceful society, they will never have art, music, or anything else. They are fundamentally flawed, by design. Their flaws are designed with multiple safeguards to ensure they can be controlled.

Basically, if you breed the deadliest Pit Bull in the world, you'll keep it on a chain, and you'll make it wear a muzzle unless you want it to bite, lest it strike out at your hand instead. The Founders are well aware that the Jem'Hadar are a double-edged sword, and that is why the Vorta exist, to act as a buffer between them. If something happens, it is the Vorta who dies, and the Vorta don't have to worry too much about death 'cause they are clones.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien

BottledBodhisvata posted:


Obviously you can't craft the perfect obedient race without some risk of it falling out of your control.


I didn't read the rest

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Tujague posted:

I didn't read the rest

Because its so obvious?

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
i read somewhere that the truth lies somewhere in the middle

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Zigmidge posted:

There isn't an organizational structure ron d moore wrote about that isn't hamfisted and incompetent.

Even the federation becomes flawed idiots once he gets his hands on them.

he also can't write a relationship that isn't horribly dysfunctional

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Shadow posted:

i read somewhere that the truth lies somewhere in the middle

In this thread? Unironically yes.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Tujague posted:

I didn't read the rest

It can't be done. You could make a perfectly obedient race if you make a immobile drone that does nothing at all. If you give a species the ability to DO stuff, like kill a million dudes, then at some point it's going to occur to that species, even if it takes a dozen generations to do so, that maybe it could also kill you.

You can't prevent genetic mutations, accidents, external influence, or anything of that nature from eventually tainting the purity of your creation. The only thing you can do is attempt to create fail-safes to prevent anything that you can't predict. Without omniscience, you are always going to be vulnerable to something you don't yet understand.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
wow

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

even an autonomous robot drone ai with strict rules would encounter situations its creator could not anticipate

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
How dare you plebians disrespect Tujague's dual PHDs in genetic engineering and artificial intelligence. He will prove to the whole world that perfect, thinking slaves can easily be made in both flesh and machine form. In fact he's working on some right now in the basement. He'd probably be done already if mom didn't keep pestering him to find a job.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

tujague, his eyes uncovered

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I dunno, I get the feeling that no matter how many bags of doritos I eat, somebody else already scarfed down the magical one that literally transformed him into Le Wise Goon Who Can See Beyond, who can authoritatively state which elements of Star Trek Brand Fantasy TV Show of Made Up poo poo obviously can happen and what elements obviously can't happen on loving philosophical grounds

Hey, just for my own peace of mind, thanks for allowing uhhh laser warp drives and subspace zapnortion fields to work, guy. It would have been a lovely show if your secret knowledge had decided against that poo poo. So, you know, on behalf of us normies. Really.

Jumpin' jesus you loving human being

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Tujague posted:

I dunno, I get the feeling that no matter how many bags of doritos I eat, somebody else already scarfed down the magical one that literally transformed him into Le Wise Goon Who Can See Beyond, who can authoritatively state which elements of Star Trek Brand Fantasy TV Show of Made Up poo poo obviously can happen and what elements obviously can't happen on loving philosophical grounds

Hey, just for my own peace of mind, thanks for allowing uhhh laser warp drives and subspace zapnortion fields to work, guy. It would have been a lovely show if your secret knowledge had decided against that poo poo. So, you know, on behalf of us normies. Really.

Jumpin' jesus you loving human being

lmao

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
"Normie": a person who gets into internet slap fights and calls people faggots over Star Trek lore. Also loves pony porn.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Tujague posted:

I dunno, I get the feeling that no matter how many bags of doritos I eat, somebody else already scarfed down the magical one that literally transformed him into Le Wise Goon Who Can See Beyond, who can authoritatively state which elements of Star Trek Brand Fantasy TV Show of Made Up poo poo obviously can happen and what elements obviously can't happen on loving philosophical grounds

Hey, just for my own peace of mind, thanks for allowing uhhh laser warp drives and subspace zapnortion fields to work, guy. It would have been a lovely show if your secret knowledge had decided against that poo poo. So, you know, on behalf of us normies. Really.

Jumpin' jesus you loving human being

Why is it that Bronies are the ones who are always upset by my posts?

Am I the anti-Brony?

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
It's sort of bumming me out watching you guys flail around and and frantically try to land a sick burn on me with anything in reach so let me just help you out here

I got this avatar from an enraged 100% legitimate unapologetic brony furry SA user named Reikachu in the following thread like three years ago http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3469348

It was a total blowout and like ten pedo bronies got purged, and one of them dropped 5bux on me in an effort to hurt my fee-fees as bad as I've hurt yours. I've kept it as a memento of the good old days. I dunno if you're literally retarded but many users on this forum have 'ironic' or humorously inaccurate avatars.

So you can stop swinging so hard and wipe the agitated foam off your mouths because it's depressing to watch okay keep to the rivers and lakes that you're used to hth

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Tujague posted:

It's sort of bumming me out watching you guys flail around and and frantically try to land a sick burn on me with anything in reach so let me just help you out here

I got this avatar from an enraged 100% legitimate unapologetic brony furry SA user named Reikachu in the following thread like three years ago http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3469348

It was a total blowout and like ten pedo bronies got purged, and one of them dropped 5bux on me in an effort to hurt my fee-fees as bad as I've hurt yours. I've kept it as a memento of the good old days. I dunno if you're literally retarded but many users on this forum have 'ironic' or humorously inaccurate avatars.

So you can stop swinging so hard and wipe the agitated foam off your mouths because it's depressing to watch okay keep to the rivers and lakes that you're used to hth

Not knowing it's :10bux: to change someone else's avatar? A shameful goon.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
you gotta stop bro :(

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
u have mega brain problems

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Tujague posted:

It's sort of bumming me out watching you guys flail around and and frantically try to land a sick burn on me with anything in reach so let me just help you out here

I got this avatar from an enraged 100% legitimate unapologetic brony furry SA user named Reikachu in the following thread like three years ago http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3469348

It was a total blowout and like ten pedo bronies got purged, and one of them dropped 5bux on me in an effort to hurt my fee-fees as bad as I've hurt yours. I've kept it as a memento of the good old days. I dunno if you're literally retarded but many users on this forum have 'ironic' or humorously inaccurate avatars.

So you can stop swinging so hard and wipe the agitated foam off your mouths because it's depressing to watch okay keep to the rivers and lakes that you're used to hth

are you mad

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

TEAYCHES posted:

are you mad

r u gay?

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Tujague posted:

It's sort of bumming me out watching you guys flail around and and frantically try to land a sick burn on me with anything in reach so let me just help you out here

I got this avatar from an enraged 100% legitimate unapologetic brony furry SA user named Reikachu in the following thread like three years ago http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3469348

It was a total blowout and like ten pedo bronies got purged, and one of them dropped 5bux on me in an effort to hurt my fee-fees as bad as I've hurt yours. I've kept it as a memento of the good old days. I dunno if you're literally retarded but many users on this forum have 'ironic' or humorously inaccurate avatars.

So you can stop swinging so hard and wipe the agitated foam off your mouths because it's depressing to watch okay keep to the rivers and lakes that you're used to hth

So you kept the avatar for 3 years?

Okay.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

BottledBodhisvata posted:

So you kept the avatar for 3 years?

Okay.

happens bro... i've probably had mine since 2004

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Shadow posted:

r u gay?

im gay

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

BottledBodhisvata posted:

So you kept the avatar for 3 years?

Okay.

A red-text is a badge of honor that you got someone mad enough to spend :10bux: (not that the rest of that post wasn't pure strain poo poo).

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien

BottledBodhisvata posted:

So you kept the avatar for 3 years?

Hey, you're getting better at this whole "I am Lord Wise Goon, arbiter of what is true and obvious" horseshit

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

i knew it!

im straight... does that make me some kinda fag?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Shadow posted:

i knew it!

im straight... does that make me some kinda fag?

just means theres no place for you in the communist future

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

TEAYCHES posted:

just means theres no place for you in the communist future

jokes on you im a socialist.... a DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST :eng101:

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Tujague posted:

Hey, you're getting better at this whole "I am Lord Wise Goon, arbiter of what is true and obvious" horseshit

Hey thanks! Always nice to get a compliment.

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive
everybody post better jesus christ

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


We had the post of the year with corncob alien thesis and now we have to rebalance the flows and chakras with a few pages of bad.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

You're being really insufferable and argumentative and you keep posting about yourself. You should maybe consider not doing that anymore?

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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
It's like watching a dozen Kai winns argue with dukat in here.

Kill yourselves

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