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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

dogstile posted:

Are these retards not wearing a full length shirt that would cover any tattoo's to interviews anyway? Lmao

What about my hand and neck tats :ohdear:

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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

thathonkey posted:

What about my hand and neck tats :ohdear:

Wear gloves and neck brace. Or cut them off and get cyber hands and neck. Embrace the stupid future.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

dogstile posted:

I still don't understand the whole "tattoos stop you from getting jobs" thing. It's probably because I don't work in retail, but i'd say the majority of my colleagues in the past have had tattoos. Maybe it affects you if you got "oval office" tattoo'd on your face and you work in retail or something, but if you have a proper job it won't matter imo

If I ever got in the position to veto job candidates, I would definitely nix any tattooed rear end in a top hat on principal. Tattoos are for criminals and white trash.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I got a big '13' tattooed on by face and now the cops keep stoping me. What gives?

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

If I ever got in the position to veto job candidates, I would definitely nix any tattooed rear end in a top hat on principal. Tattoos are for criminals and white trash.

Unless on girls, than they are sexy and makes her a freak in bed. Ribbon tattoo on the back of the upper thigh? Yes please.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Hmm no no gross sluts in my office please. They can take it to the street as far as I'm concerned.

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?
Office sluts are great

If you get to them first

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

lol wait what:

quote:

I started by calling the Census Bureau. A representative called me back, without much information. "We do not define the different generations," she told me. "The only generation we do define is Baby Boomers and that year bracket is from 1946 to 1964."

"the only generation we do define is our own"

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
isn't one of the advantages of our fast paced future that we won't keep harping on the same goddamn topic for years at a time? please stop talking about millenials it is boring as hell

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

nomadologique posted:

isn't one of the advantages of our fast paced future that we won't keep harping on the same goddamn topic for years at a time? please stop talking about millenials it is boring as hell

yea just post pics

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




Eh, better than eating them or using them for bowls and poo poo. Like some previous generations.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
id make a bowl out of the tanned hide of a millenial

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

thathonkey posted:

What about my hand and neck tats :ohdear:

Don't be a retard and get tattoos in places you can't cover up. #walla #lifehack

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



gently caress the ROW posted:

id make a bowl out of the tanned hide of a millenial
Same.

:pervert:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress the ROW posted:

id make a bowl out of the tanned hide of a millenial

a tanned hide would make a terrible bowl, better to make a chair or something

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Thank you lady for showcasing the appropriate response to that guy

ozza
Oct 23, 2008


The 1:1 font matching and orientation leads me to believe that text is in fact a decal.



edit: lol it is http://www.amazon.com/Machine-Kills-Fascists-Vinyl-Laptop/dp/B004NDPYQK

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


lol Old.jpg

Stupid young person, believing what young people believed when I was young. Who does he think he is?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


That machine also enables facists so #irony or something

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

somebody should make a decal that says "this machine kills chinese factory workers"

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

thathonkey posted:

somebody should make a decal that says "this machine kills chinese factory workers"

Trying this empty quote thing.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

thathonkey posted:

somebody should make a decal that says "this machine kills chinese factory workers"

Nice. Epic burn on that guy.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Professor Shark posted:

lol Old.jpg

Stupid young person, believing what young people believed when I was young. Who does he think he is?

Theres a big gap between believed and did/gave life to do.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Maybe he's actually got IEDs all over the city or is hacking a military drone ???

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Sep 25, 2015

5er
Jun 1, 2000



Were I gambling man, I would put down money that 'anarcho-capitalist' shows up somewhere online as a self-description for this fucker.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

5er posted:

Were I gambling man, I would put down money that 'anarcho-capitalist' shows up somewhere online as a self-description for this fucker.

This generation is all about irony, see.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

If he built that himself then he should definitely be allowed to drive it on the street.

tRIDAV
Jul 10, 2001

Oh, cruel fates, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee.

withak posted:

If he built that himself then he should definitely be allowed to drive it on the street.

lol a millennial building something themselves instead of ordering off the internet

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
loving millenniballs

Eskaton
Aug 13, 2014

That's small time stuff.

quote:

One of the last large nestings of passenger pigeons occurred at Petoskey, Michigan, in 1878. Here 50,000 birds per day were killed and this rate continued for nearly five months. When the adult birds that survived this massacre attempted second nestings at new sites, they were soon located by the professional hunters and killed before they had a chance to raise any young.

http://www.si.edu/Encyclopedia_SI/nmnh/passpig.htm

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
I hope the last image taken before we all kill each other during an enviromental collapse and ensuing nuclear war is some guy taking a selfie in front of a mushroom cloud


e: ideally with a comment beneath it saying 'fake and gay'

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

I'm the driver in the car stuck behind him about to run him over

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Anatharon posted:

I hope the last image taken before we all kill each other during an enviromental collapse and ensuing nuclear war is some guy taking a selfie in front of a mushroom cloud


e: ideally with a comment beneath it saying 'fake and gay'

This, but flash forward millions of years and aliens arrive and they find evidence of us, including this picture, and are like "gently caress, what a terrible people they must have been" and just leave without collecting and preserving any evidence of humanity

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I hope we declare Earth a nature preserve after colonizing space. Otherwise, we'll keep it so damaged that no new civilization building species will crop up.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Nathan Barley was so ahead of it's time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhAr_UeroCk

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Is this the thread where 30-somethings make fun of 20-somethings.

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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Lasher posted:

Nathan Barley was so ahead of it's time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhAr_UeroCk

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