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Reports are saying Arturo Vidal was sent back to Germany after pulling an all-nighter at a casino or some poo poo and possibly showing up to training hungover/drunk
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Has this been talked about? Premier League stars 'using black magic in bid to transform themselves into world beaters' http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/premier-league-stars-using-black-6395630 quote:[..]One Premier League player is believed to pay a grand a month to a witchdoctor in Ivory Coast - his wife says the Juju man "is more important than the manager of the club." 
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Fluo posted:Premier League stars 'using black magic in bid to transform themselves into world beaters' The NFL had a scandal with this too, except Ray Rice spelt 'world' differently when he went to visit the juju man.
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Fluo posted:Has this been talked about? Asamoah Gyan's legacy to the premier league 
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Doesn't work without human sacrifice, preferably one of your mates.
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Eau de MacGowan posted:The NFL had a scandal with this too, except Ray Rice spelt 'world' differently when he went to visit the juju man. He visited him in the elevator right?
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quote:the Juju man "is more important than the manager of the club." But enough about Daniel Levy
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Blue Star Error posted:But enough about Daniel Levy Hahaha
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quote:There are many fake witch doctors driving around in Range Rovers and living in mansions. Are there? I'm in the wrong line of work
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Parity warning posted:Are there? I'm in the wrong line of work Fuckin A right I am.
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My money is on Cheick Tiote.
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Blue Star Error posted:But enough about Daniel Levy 
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quote:"There are many fake witch doctors driving around in Range Rovers and living in mansions." leave Eva alone!!
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Breath Ray posted:leave Eva alone!! Too soon...
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The Indy says she's going to sue the club unless they reinstate her
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They decided not to ban Livermoore (further) for cocaine. Which is good, I think. Testing athletes for recreational stuff is dumb imo. http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/34199998
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This is probably the right thread, and a reminder that modern footballers are blubbering vaginas: http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/meet-hardest-player-ever-and-youve-probably-never-heard-him If you've not read Red Card Roy, well, that's pretty much the entire book right there. It's like The Robin Friday Story but in first-person. quote:Like football’s answer to Forrest Gump, McDonough seemed fated to cross paths with some of the most famous figures of his generation – and [Tommy] Smith was the first of many nutjobs. Having been at Birmingham with Mark Dennis (12 red cards), Pat Van Den Hauwe (“a scrapper”) and Kenny Burns (“a law unto himself”), ‘Big Roy’ went on to lock horns with Mick McCarthy (“a gobs**te”), Terry ‘Animal’ Hurlock (“the first one in if a row kicked off”), John Fashanu (“lanky plank”), Steve Walsh (“hard but fair”), Sam Allardyce (“the biggest head I’ve ever seen”), Tony Pulis (“a little f**king squirt”) and Vinnie Jones (“a bully”).
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10 game ban or nothing imo
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Jose posted:http://www.thefa.com/news/governance/2015/sep/welling-united-player-sahr-kabba-faces-fa-charge Can't wait for them to balk at it when a big prem star does the same
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34307216quote:Uefa has denied claims that drug taking among top players is at a "significant level" and said results from a study it carried out needed clarification. Glad thats been put to bed. I think certain posters round here owe an apology to all the footballers they've slandered.
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I would think they'd go for EPO or basically anything other than steroids
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blue footed boobie posted:I would think they'd go for EPO or basically anything other than steroids you're making the mistake of assuming they both want to catch someone and would test for a drug that isn't "steroids"
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blue footed boobie posted:I would think they'd go for EPO or basically anything other than steroids steroids in most sports aren't for muscle mass
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Steroids are amazing, I highly recommend them.
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sassassin posted:Steroids are amazing, I highly recommend them. https://youtu.be/RD_44xEEDjU
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Blue Star Error posted:Glad thats been put to bed. I think certain posters round here owe an apology to all the footballers they've slandered. I think I will take the opposite action and slander them further. The entire Spanish national team have been doped up to their eyeballs for every major triumph they've had recently and so have FC Barcelona. Furthermore, Rafael Nadal deserves to have all of his titles stripped and handed to Roger Federer, regardless of whether Federer was his opponent in those winning finals, or in fact played in the tournament at all.
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The Mash posted:I think I will take the opposite action and slander them further. The entire Spanish national team have been doped up to their eyeballs for every major triumph they've had recently and so have FC Barcelona. Furthermore, Rafael Nadal deserves to have all of his titles stripped and handed to Roger Federer, regardless of whether Federer was his opponent in those winning finals, or in fact played in the tournament at all.  on all counts even the bougie af tennis ones.
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The Mash posted:I think I will take the opposite action and slander them further. The entire Spanish national team have been doped up to their eyeballs for every major triumph they've had recently and so have FC Barcelona. Furthermore, Rafael Nadal deserves to have all of his titles stripped and handed to Roger Federer, regardless of whether Federer was his opponent in those winning finals, or in fact played in the tournament at all. Federer is as big as cheat as nadal
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Actually, Federer is the greatest athlete of all time hth
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oliwan posted:Actually, Federer is the greatest athlete of all time hth Too bad he can't compete with Djokovic's "gluten-free diet" and "barometric chamber".
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sassassin posted:Steroids are amazing, I highly recommend them. Explains the weird balls
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African AIDS cum posted:Explains the weird balls yeah but your traps are looking good
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chuggo is BACK posted:yeah but your traps are looking good Thanks
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African AIDS cum posted:Thanks and i don't mean your thai hooker business
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16 month ban for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_e_Gm1BI6Y
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Jose posted:16 month ban for this Who got the ban? About four players throwing poo poo punches there.
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DickEmery posted:Who got the ban? I'm going to guess the one who threw the two brutal sucker punches.
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TelekineticBear! posted:Federer is as big as cheat as nadal burn all sports to the ground imo.
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Yet another Barca player is in trouble for his taxes. Impressive!
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