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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Hail satan

Also Carpi are gonna beat Juventus later in the season and end on 5 points.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Looking forward to the next installment of creative ways that Juve will embarrass themselves this season.

Presumably Padoin trying to stop Insigne will have a big part in it.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I really want Juve to win the Champions League and get relegated in the same season.

Did anyone else notice how empty the lower seats in Roma were? The ultras were gone, and I guess casual fans don't care ascot a Carpi game.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Napoli are so fuckin bad this year so I expect this to be a terrible game.

Enjoying the pet shop boys soundtrack in the San Paolo.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Gigi Galli posted:

Napoli are so fuckin bad this year so I expect this to be a terrible game.

Enjoying the pet shop boys soundtrack in the San Paolo.

Same, and same

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

The X-man cometh posted:

I really want Juve to win the Champions League and get relegated in the same season.

Did anyone else notice how empty the lower seats in Roma were? The ultras were gone, and I guess casual fans don't care ascot a Carpi game.

That's the case in many of the big stadiums with tracks. The upper bowls are much more affordable and people don't bother when there are so many seats anyway. Look at the San Paolo right now, the lower parts have much less people in them, and they're playing Juve.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Chiellini :wtf:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Zaza with the touch of a Jozy

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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That was pretty close, I think Zaza was just off though

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

That was pretty close, I think Zaza was just off though

And again! I have a feeling he'll get through at some point though. Napoli look weak with their offside line so far.

E: woulda hit that if Koulibaly's head wasn't in the way

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Gigi Galli posted:

And again! I have a feeling he'll get through at some point though. Napoli look weak with their offside line so far.

Yeah he's looking lively and that back line is dangerously high.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Good effort by Zaza there, pretty nice save by Reina

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Yep, sounds about right

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
That was silky smooth. What a 1-2

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


That cut to AdL and his posse slowly bumping up and down was the most surreal poo poo I've ever see.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Sandwolf posted:

That cut to AdL and his posse slowly bumping up and down was the most surreal poo poo I've ever see.

That was hysterical, were they doing the "chi non salta " chant somewhere? I have the sound off.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
What was Pogbas plan there with the chest toward the goal line?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Juve's midfield have been pretty useless. The only way the ball gets moved up the pitch is by long passes from Bonucci and Chiellini.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Nice loving job getting carded for nothing Bonucci

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Hernanes has been dogshit today.

And I don't mean that it's a Toure-esque performance.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Honestly we're in loving shambles. The only people who look like they know what they're doing out Bonucci, Chiellini, and Pogba. We STARTED Padoin today.

I whanna die.

e: just as I say that Leo has one of the worst loving shots on goal from distance I've ever seen.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Sandwolf posted:

Honestly we're in loving shambles. The only people who look like they know what they're doing out Bonucci, Chiellini, and Pogba. We STARTED Padoin today.

I whanna die.

Yeah, nobody knows where anybody else is going to be, there's no sense of rhythm, getting no attacking play from out wide.

And Hernanes is just complete loving dogshit today, like right there where he gifted them a goal.

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Nice goal. Juventus is in a freefall

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Hail Satan

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Nice scrappy bullshit goal there, lol

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Dangit

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

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We're resorting to long ball tactics, but christ, if it works.

Congrats Lemina!

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Thank god Hernanes is coming off.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Hernanes sucks, everything is the worst.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

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Hernanes for Cuadrado was perhaps the perfect substitution.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Hernanes is an Inter double agent

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Sandwolf posted:

Hernanes for Cuadrado was perhaps the perfect substitution.

Broken clock, etc

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Can we loan back Pirlo in December :( I can't help but think about how much better this side would look with a slower, experienced player.

Maybe we'll be better when Marchisio returns or they revive the corpse of Sami Khedira (lol)

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Imagine benching Cuadrado and starting a bag of inter garbage instead. Allegri.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

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I thought Dybala looked better than Zaza there by a mile??

Goddamnit Allegri.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Phwoar who was that who passed the ball to Lemina for the goal? Didn't catch that when it happened.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Gigi Galli posted:

Phwoar who was that who passed the ball to Lemina for the goal? Didn't catch that when it happened.

Dybala

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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aaaaaaah Morata why

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


It feels exactly like there's no team play. It feels like everyone is waiting for someone to perform a bit of genius.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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lol, Chiellini and Pogba on that header attempt sums up the season so far

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