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Jerusalem posted:I'm sorry Boardroom Jimmy, I no longer control the hand.... the hand controls me. Jerusalem, I'm not sure how to say this but we will have to saw off your arms.
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ShaqDiesel posted:Jerusalem, I'm not sure how to say this but we will have to saw off your arms. They'll grow back, right?
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ShaqDiesel posted:Jerusalem, I'm not sure how to say this but we will have to saw off your arms. They'll grow back, right? 
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ShaqDiesel posted:Jerusalem, I'm not sure how to say this but we will have to saw off your arms. Aw look, ShaqDiesel lost his baby legs!
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Who wants to drive through that cactus patch?Monday_ posted:They'll grow back, right? TMMadman posted:They'll grow back, right? IMJack posted:Aw look, ShaqDiesel lost his baby legs! Two to one!
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Jerusalem posted:Who wants to drive through that cactus patch? Let us never speak of the shortcut again.
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TMMadman posted:They'll grow back, right? TMMadman, are you holding onto the can?
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Mooseontheloose posted:TMMadman, are you holding onto the can? So, you admit you grabbed her can!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:A world without Do over Ham. What would that be like? Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho! Let's not go nuts. Would it really be worth living in a world without Do over Ham? I think the survivors would envy the dead! quote:Who posted in the quote thread? Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon!
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Do over Ham posted:Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon! Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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Class3KillStorm posted:Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too? 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:A world without Do over Ham. What would that be like? I think the survivors would envy the dead!
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Do over Ham posted:Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho! Let's not go nuts. Would it really be worth living in a world without Do over Ham? I think the survivors would envy the dead! PT6A posted:I think the survivors would envy the dead! Hey, did you hear something? No. Hmm. Did I? I don't know.
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Do over Ham posted:Hey, did you hear something? Eatthepudding Eatthepudding Eatthepudding
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Sep 27, 2015 21:57
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Skeesix posted:Eatthepudding This is so depressing, my only hope is this homemade Prozac. *slurp* Mmm... needs more ice cream.
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Sep 27, 2015 22:02
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Skeesix posted:Eatthepudding Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.
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Sep 27, 2015 22:04
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TMMadman posted:Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding. Hey, wait, I smell hamburgers too. According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore oil rig.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey, wait, I smell hamburgers too. There is nothing for me on that helicopter Boardroom Jimmy.
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DizzyBum posted:This is so depressing, my only hope is this homemade Prozac. Boy, this is depressing. Hey, I know what would cheer us up: bowling!
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Do over Ham posted:Boy, this is depressing.  My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials but few stayed to bowl.
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Jerusalem posted:What? BigDave posted:Yes! is it my imagination or is this thread getting worse?
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:is it my imagination or is this thread getting worse? The way the Something Awful forums are sliding, they'll all be this way in a few months. I say, lay back and enjoy it! It's a hell of a toboggan ride.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The way the Something Awful forums are sliding, they'll all be this way in a few months. I say, lay back and enjoy it! It's a hell of a toboggan ride. You know, Something awful turned into a hardcore-sex website so gradually I didn't even notice.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:You know, Something awful turned into a hardcore-sex website so gradually I didn't even notice. Your TV IV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV IV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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Do over Ham posted:Your TV IV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV IV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. Sarah, what's wrong? Usually after two or three Truly Tasteless Jokes you're all over me.
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Hey, yutz! Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.
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TMMadman posted:
Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling. Sir, that's a check for your boweling. Oh, yes. That's very important.
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DizzyBum posted:Hey, yutz! Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face. And that's how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns. 
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TMMadman posted:And that's how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns. Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel or the electric eel.
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Root Bear posted:Make TMMadman tell the story right! That's what really happened.
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TMMadman posted:And that's how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns. I'd kill you if I had my gun! Can someone explain to the writers that Moe is in fact turning 5 guns - into 1 gun, not the other way around! I really hope someone got fired for that one
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The Nastier Nate posted:I'd kill you if I had my gun! It's camp! The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?
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Sep 28, 2015 19:50
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Skeesix posted:Eatthepudding Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.
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Sep 28, 2015 21:32
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The Nastier Nate posted:Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling. Yes, Sir. Remember that month you didn't do it? Yes...that was unpleasant for all concerned.
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding. The ring came off my pudding can!
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All right, I've waited nine years to get my frisbee back! *immediately throws it back over gate* OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! 
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Sep 28, 2015 23:00
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IMJack posted:The ring came off my pudding can! Use my pen knife, my good man!
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Retail Slave posted:Use my pen knife, my good man! Don't thank me, thank the knife!
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TMMadman posted:Don't thank me, thank the knife! Thank you 
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