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Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

I didn't like Emily at first but everything between being left to die by her boyfriend (after he yelled at her over nothing while she was teetering on the edge of death) through her mine adventure and then having everyone turn on her over nothing really changed my opinion of her. She was really resourceful when she had to be.

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PiedPiper
Jan 1, 2014

Tae posted:

Mike redeemed himself multiple times.

By pulling a gun on Emily on the flimsiest excuse ever?
There's no saints among these characters.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Emily yells at Matt and calls him stupid even if you choose to save Emily as Matt

Depths
Apr 15, 2009

SENPAI
Mike is a lovable jock type that redeems himself while emily is just bitch all the way through

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."
But at least we can all agree that Matt is a piece of poo poo.

No, I meant UD Matt, not Mr. McMuscles.

Sad Mammal
Feb 5, 2008

You see me laughin

PiedPiper posted:

By pulling a gun on Emily on the flimsiest excuse ever?
There's no saints among these characters.

Sam gets one selfish option at the end of the game, but other than that I don't think she's ever not Pointedly Sexless Hero-Girl

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

TheRealestMatt posted:

I don't see how ANYONE could possibly defend Emily's character and personality when she's expressly written to be the "bitchy girl" stereotype that people are suppose to hate. The one that's in every horror movie. You know, the point of the game?

She long since damned herself in my eyes in the very first scene, where she goes, "COME ON, HANNAH! IT WAS JUST A JOKE!"

Like, gently caress you.

I'm not defending her overall characterization, she's definitely written to be hateable, but in that moment going off on the girl who was rooting for her ex to gun her down her execution style based on zero evidence was a totally human and reasonable action for anyone to do

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

TheRealestMatt posted:

I don't see how ANYONE could possibly defend Emily's character and personality when she's expressly written to be the "bitchy girl" stereotype that people are suppose to hate. The one that's in every horror movie. You know, the point of the game?

She long since damned herself in my eyes in the very first scene, where she goes, "COME ON, HANNAH! IT WAS JUST A JOKE!"

Like, gently caress you.

Remember what the doctor says, about it being hiding low self confidence. BTW if you go back and say you hate Josh the most, he mentions how of course that's true and how you already know Josh is the one in the chair. I think part of the reason they make Emily so unlikable is so when faced with who you like least you don't spoil that Josh is the one in therapy.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Are we forgetting about Chris, the guy who can think he's killing himself for Ashley, goes back to try and save Josh, shoots the gently caress outta Wendigos left and right, and offers to be left behind due to his bum leg?

At least in this playthrough, Chris is rad as gently caress. Only downside I could potentially see is that he's annoying maybe? But poo poo, that dumb little dance he did with the pellet gun in the beginning won me over immediately.

TheRealestMatt
Jun 27, 2014

The Boss. The CEO. The J-Cup Lover.

Tae posted:

Emily yells at Matt and calls him stupid even if you choose to save Emily as Matt

She does. Even if you try to be the biggest hero ever, she shits on Matt. Just like how she literally manages to poo poo on all characters at one point or another.

She's so DEEP.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

FauxGateau posted:

The only character I really feel bad for is Josh and that's only because he's got two dead sisters and Peter Stomare in his head.

The latter of those is the TRUE horror, to be sure.

edit: The way he said 'torture porn' a few episodes ago was real good though. THIS... TOOORTCHUH PORRHNN

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
I'm taking the dive. I'm paying for Vessel. Happy birthday, Matt, I'm contributing to your wallet.

Despair LP is just so awful.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
the last time I poked my head into an ultra despair girls video woolie and liam were talking about seeing kill bill vol. 2 before the first movie and then I blacked out from the overwhelming irony

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Emily isn't deep at all, but she runs the loving gauntlet of being dropped down a mine, meeting the monsters, surviving on her own, and slapping the poo poo out of Ashley after she instigated killing her with her only personality trait being she's incredibly bitchy. I didn't like her that much at the start, but she definitely earned my respect after the poo poo she has to put up with.

Most of the cast earns their stripes by the end of the game except like, Ashley, who does gently caress all.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The entire reason Emily is the one in that watch tower collapse who CAN'T die and HAS to be the one to introduce the cliche 'she got bit WILL SHE TURN' drama is because she was designed to be disliked and it was meant to play on your urges as a player going 'yea but remember when she called her boyfriend a big stupid rear end in a top hat as he was literally saving her life'. Emily is a really well done cliche, like everyone else in the game, and her cliche is the kind of person who goes 'oh my god it was a joke' when their friend dies and calls her boyfriend a big dumb idiot as he's trying to navigate a rickety platform to keep her from dying. She's The Bitch, that's her role in the story. It's cool if you think she has good reasons to be a bitch at times (understand my hand in your face, or whatever she says when she bitch slaps Ashley was a solid rear end line) but to be all 'oh man I don't get why you'd dislike her' is real weird.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Baal posted:

Emily isn't deep at all, but she runs the loving gauntlet of being dropped down a mine, meeting the monsters, surviving on her own, and slapping the poo poo out of Ashley after she instigated killing her with her only personality trait being she's incredibly bitchy. I didn't like her that much at the start, but she definitely earned my respect after the poo poo she has to put up with.

Most of the cast earns their stripes by the end of the game except like, Ashley, who does gently caress all.

yeah ashley really is the one character without any importance

her one playable bit during the part of the game where there is actual danger is A. part of a stupid plan to begin with and B. only exists so you can potentially get her killed

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Liking Emily for Emily is kinda crazy but not hating Emily for running over and slapping the poo poo out of a lady who was all "I DONT KNOW IF ITS LIKE ZOMBIES BUT LETS ASSUME ITS ZOMBIES gently caress HER UP MIKE YEAH gently caress HER UP!" because she can't handle being a rational human for a moment is pretty loving acceptable and I don't know how anyone could justify going "Oh she shouldn't have slapped her."

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
People who are mean Deserve To Die.

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



Commissar Ken posted:

Liking Emily for Emily is kinda crazy but not hating Emily for running over and slapping the poo poo out of a lady who was all "I DONT KNOW IF ITS LIKE ZOMBIES BUT LETS ASSUME ITS ZOMBIES gently caress HER UP MIKE YEAH gently caress HER UP!" because she can't handle being a rational human for a moment is pretty loving acceptable and I don't know how anyone could justify going "Oh she shouldn't have slapped her."

Besides, "Understand the palm of my hand,bitch" is one of the best lines in the game.

VolticSurge fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Sep 27, 2015

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
That line should be on a shirt

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Baal does have a pretty good point. Most of the other characters actively do things that puts them in danger, whereas stuff just kinda happens to Ashley. I mean unless you count getting slapped by Emily as dangerous, maybe she's got long nails or something and that probably could hurt.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Her catfight burns early in the game with Jessica are the best lines in the game

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Emily is a jerk and just generally a real rear end of a character but I think I can make an exception for disliking her when they were literally about to shoot her in the head. After that moment, back to being unforgivable.

Similarly, Kenny is the supreme shitter forever but my burning hatred for him subsided at least a little bit when he apologized to Clementine for being such a shitter in the first place (even if he did just kinda go back to being Kenny fairly quickly).

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

CJacobs posted:

Emily is a jerk and just generally a real rear end of a character but I think I can make an exception for disliking her when they were literally about to shoot her in the head. After that moment, back to being unforgivable.

Similarly, Kenny is the supreme shitter forever but my burning hatred for him subsided at least a little bit when he apologized to Clementine for being such a shitter in the first place (even if he did just kinda go back to being Kenny fairly quickly).

Emily, just like Kenny, was actually right the whole time and you doom yourself for not following their guiding light. Namaste.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Oh, sure, Kenny was right about basically everything not related to boats and boating outlets. But he didn't have to be such a dick about it.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Matt, you probably already got a letter about this but how much does the new youtube thing affect you?

http://recode.net/2015/09/25/youtube-is-prepping-its-subscription-launch-two-services-one-price/

quote:

For years, YouTube’s fans have been telling us they want more — more choice when watching their favorite content, more ways to support their favorite creators and, above all, the option to watch their favorite videos uninterrupted.

To give fans more choice we will be launching a new ads-free version of YouTube, available to fans for a monthly fee. This service will create a new source of revenue over time that supplements your advertising revenue. That’s why an overwhelming majority of our partners — representing over 95% of YouTube watchtime — have asked for and signed up for this service.

As you heard in our previous emails, we want to ensure that fans who choose to pay for an ads-free experience can watch all the same videos that are available on the ads-supported experience. That’s why we’re asking you to update your agreement to reflect the updated terms for the ads-free service.

To accept, simply log into YouTube.com as “pakafka” from a desktop or laptop and follow the prompts by October 22nd.

If you haven’t signed by that date, your videos will no longer be available for public display or monetization in the United States. That outcome would be a loss for YouTube, a loss for the thriving presence you’ve built on the platform, and above all, a loss for your fans. We remain committed to working with you, as we always have. And of course, at any time, you can accept the updated terms which will make your videos public and monetizable again. Common FAQs can be found here.

We believe these new terms will greatly strengthen our partnership for the future. We went through a similar process three years ago when we began distributing and monetizing your content on mobile devices. Today, mobile represents over half of all watchtime and mobile revenue is up 2x in just the last year. Just as with mobile, we’re confident this latest update will excite your fans and generate a previously untapped, additional source of revenue for you.

If you have questions or encounter technical difficulties, we’re here to help: reach out to us for support here.

The YouTube Team

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



CJacobs posted:

Oh, sure, Kenny was right about basically everything not related to boats and boating outlets. But he didn't have to be such a dick about it.

HERESY! HOW DARE YOU MALIGN THE BOATMASTER'S NAME LIKE THAT?!

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011


Baal posted:

Emily isn't deep at all, but she runs the loving gauntlet of being dropped down a mine, meeting the monsters, surviving on her own, and slapping the poo poo out of Ashley after she instigated killing her with her only personality trait being she's incredibly bitchy. I didn't like her that much at the start, but she definitely earned my respect after the poo poo she has to put up with.

Most of the cast earns their stripes by the end of the game except like, Ashley, who does gently caress all.

During the radio tower part, Emily does seem remorseful when she finds the posters of Hannah and Beth. When Ashley is talking about the prank, it's a player choice of whether she feels bad about it. A lot of Ashley's choices can go the way of being really passive aggressive, like lying about finding the information in the book. She is also the only person to intentionally kill someone (Chris) in some choices, which she also lies about.

Mike really grew on me since chasing after Jessica. Any horror character who grabs a weapon AND a light source before chasing after a killer is good in my books.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Like Emily does have moments of characterization and her genuine fear give her a lot more than most blatant cliche's like her have, but that's all she and the rest of the cast are at the end of the day. If you don't like her, I can totally understand why, but like she's definitely got moments that humanize her and show that she is genuinely remorseful for what she did.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

I'm sorry but I'm tapping out of MGS5 unless it's a certain scene or something. A full LP, to me, has shown that it's a teeerrible idea.

Like maybe it works better as podcast-lite material but watching it is pretty dull.


In other news the new twitter avatar owns bones Matt.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

In other news the new twitter avatar owns bones Matt.

*tents fingers, face obscured by flickering candelight*

Yes, good, gooood

A good poster
Jan 10, 2010

Matt's Twitter posted:

I thought it would have been impossible for Konami to twist the knife any further about their asinine handling of Silent Hills.
I was wrong

Has something new happened?

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

A good poster posted:

Has something new happened?

Turns out horror manga icon Junji Ito was personally involved with the project.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Oxxidation posted:

Turns out horror manga icon Junji Ito was personally involved with the project.

I'm just choosing to believe this is a mean joke you're telling because I literally cannot accept this to be true because that means we almost certainly lost the perfect SH game.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I'm just choosing to believe this is a mean joke you're telling because I literally cannot accept this to be true because that means we almost certainly lost the perfect SH game.

It's from Del Toro's Twitter m

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Rodyle posted:

It's from Del Toro's Twitter m

Man this is a really mean and detailed joke people are playing on me

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

I'm sorry but I'm tapping out of MGS5 unless it's a certain scene or something. A full LP, to me, has shown that it's a teeerrible idea.

Like maybe it works better as podcast-lite material but watching it is pretty dull.


In other news the new twitter avatar owns bones Matt.

They literally had two of the exact same conversations from last week's podcast(thankfully with less yelling at each other.) I'll probably watch again when they get back around to the plot, but right now it's kind of spinning its wheels.

In other news, I'm finally getting around to watching the Rustlemania 2 Mega montage and that intro is all kinds of amazing.

PiedPiper
Jan 1, 2014

Oxxidation posted:

Turns out horror manga icon Junji Ito was personally involved with the project.

Wow. WOW. That's like the double rainbow of awful.
What the gently caress, Konami?

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."
In other news, Konami has decided to kill puppies and kittens and use their blood to grease the levers of their new line-up of pachinko machines.

#FucKonami

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Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Tae posted:

Matt, you probably already got a letter about this but how much does the new youtube thing affect you?

http://recode.net/2015/09/25/youtube-is-prepping-its-subscription-launch-two-services-one-price/

Seriously, why the gently caress are you asking him this? What the gently caress do you want? Him to poo poo on one of his main sources of revenue? What actual answer are you expecting from this question?

Jesus Christ.

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