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Cancerwife has seen her cancerstory be told in the cancerbook and nearly made into the cancerfilm, and so she now has the cancerbelief that her cancercancer made her super-important. She has used her cancerghost cancerpowers to retroactively made some cancervideos in order to spread the cancer that is her into as many lives as possible.
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Obviously this is just a printer error but it looks really neat, and it makes me sad that so many comic artists will never experiment at all because they're all so crappy and old and so firmly set in their crappy old ways.
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Sep 27, 2015 16:21
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Jack Gladney posted:Why would she even want to make a video like that? There is no circumstance in which it would help anything unless it's about sex stuff that Les likes, which I instantly regret thinking about. If the guy married this hypothetical other chick, she's obviously going to know him as well as anybody can so why just stir poo poo up by imposing yourself on her? Cancerwife seems kind of lovely now too. The endless grief seems like a collaboration now. I think you just answered your own questions.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Tina's Groove I hope she had time to make videos 
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Really Pants posted:Obviously this is just a printer error but it looks really neat, and it makes me sad that so many comic artists will never experiment at all because they're all so crappy and old and so firmly set in their crappy old ways. I'm not sure it is a printer error, the coloring style doesn't seem to correspond 1-1 with the inkwork. Certainly looks great, whatever the cause.
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Sep 27, 2015 16:54
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Looks like the colour layer was scaled differently to the art.
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Sep 27, 2015 17:00
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Sep 27, 2015 17:11
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Yeah, relatively boring colours badly scaled by a printer. Low quality/effort rescaling of the colour layers:
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What time is it? Time for Pointless Thuggery Comix!  Ah, Paul Gilligan is showing his ignorance here. Most Canadians believe that Americans are born with credit cards, but I learned last year that most don't get one until they're four or five years old. Ballard Street  Jeremy Clarkson finally gets what's coming to him. Poptropica      Featuring guest star Half-Frog Sydney Greenstreet!
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Sep 27, 2015 17:38
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RandomFerret posted:Ballard Street He's thinking about his revenge.
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EasyEW posted:Don't be ridiculous. Everybody loved Fearless Fosdick! It was Li'l Abner they couldn't stand. That doesn't bode well for this installment of Fearless Fosdick.   
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EasyEW posted:Saint Lisa of Cancerwife That look on her face. She gets it. "'If he loves you, he'll always let you in'? He never lets me in. I'm always floating around the edges of his life, an afterthought. I thought it would get better after we got married, but it's always been Les and Lisa. Even now that she's been dead for the better part of two decades, it's still Les and Lisa. He was going to write a book about me. He was going to take me to China to see it printed. It was supposed to be an anniversary present. But then my book just turned into a prologue about Lisa. The trip cancelled because it was no longer important. It was never important. I was never important. He never let me in. It's long past time I left..." That's what she should be thinking, anyway. The Amazing Spider-Man  Today's shorts report: She has wisely traded in her bike shorts for a much more flattering pair of pink board shorts. This goon approves!  Sally Forth  Prince Valiant  The Heart of Juliet Jones  Phantom Classic  Big Ben Bolt 
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Julet Esqu posted:The Amazing Spider-Man 
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Julet Esqu posted:That look on her face. She gets it.  "We blew it. We blew it." If dwelling on this doesn't at least spark a Les/Cayla argument, then TomBat has no idea what the hell he just wrote. So yeah, I'm voting for that second option.
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Jack Gladney posted:Why would she even want to make a video like that? There is no circumstance in which it would help anything unless it's about sex stuff that Les likes, which I instantly regret thinking about. If the guy married this hypothetical other chick, she's obviously going to know him as well as anybody can so why just stir poo poo up by imposing yourself on her? Cancerwife seems kind of lovely now too. The endless grief seems like a collaboration now. Or something like that. It's some deeply sick poo poo is what it is. F Minus  Mary Worth  Where is Toby to be? In 2B is Toby. Rex Morgan MD  Apartment 3-G  Since I started posting this one I have found the daily strips much more interesting than the Sunday strips because those are just recaps and the dailies have a little something in each one, but I think this is peak A3G right here. Every panel has a little weirdness, and together they join to form a single piece of surreal art.
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Johnny Walker posted:Apartment 3-G 
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Johnny Walker posted:
 Perfect, this is perfect. Print it, frame it, hang it up at Museum of Modern Art.
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Sep 27, 2015 21:36
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Ian is acting like an abuser and Toby needs to get the gently caress to a safe house.
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Why does nobody think it's creepy that this middle-aged college professor has a wife who has no education or career and appears to be half his age? Primo abuser warning signs right there.
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I'm not sure why you think she has no education or career. His complete disregard for her career is why she's angry at him in the first place.
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Johnny Walker posted:Apartment 3-G It's the cheery grins while the dialogue exudes pure panic that really make this strip. That or the fact that they're outside in every panel save one, as if in a brief flash of lucidity Bolle remembered that, yes, they were supposed to be inside an apartment. I don't know what's going on behind the scenes but I never want it to stop.
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Ghostlight posted:I'm not sure why you think she has no education or career. His complete disregard for her career is why she's angry at him in the first place. She's an artist so uh
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EasyEW posted:Peanuts: Yep, here we are again. (September 29, 1968) So Schultz ended up hating every single woman he ever met right?
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Everyone write Batiuk and tell him what a good job he's done writing this horror story about a man and his dead wife using her death as leverage over their family and friends.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:50
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Batiuk should make like Margo McGee and inexplicably disappear from the comics section
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Johnny Walker posted:Apartment 3-G 
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Also while I was looking for that I found this classic. I don't remember who made it though.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Also while I was looking for that I found this classic. I don't remember who made it though. That looks like Borden's work. I miss her/him/it/whatever.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:That looks like Borden's work. I miss her/him/it/whatever. That's right, it was Borden! There was actually a longer version where Tony Stark reveals the disco but I didn't save it. 
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Manuel Calavera posted:
Ugh. Grown-up Billy just looks wrong. Like his body grew but he kept his creepy toddler head. e: Trust Tommie. She's a professional. 
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Once again, I got up before Berke Breathed did... Skippy (July 30, 1928)  Peanuts (September 30, 1968)  The Saint Lisa of Cancerwife Show: You remember how we were rooting for divorce yesterday?  Instead, not only is this going to be advice about how Les Moore is a very special snowflake that needs a peck and a cuddle, but we also get to imagine his O face. Isn't that the way. You plan for every punishment except the one you actually get. Rip Haywire  Out Our Way (December 26-27, 1927)  
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EasyEW posted:
HOW IN THE gently caress IS THIS NOT AN EDIT?  Like, I know that this thread mocks this comic for pretty much what it's doing right now on a constant basis, but how completely tone-deaf and oblivious to basic human interaction do you need to be to come up with this poo poo?
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Breetai posted:HOW IN THE gently caress IS THIS NOT AN EDIT? it's not? goodness
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Heh yeah he'll probably scream out my name in the throes of passion, nbd it's just that he'll never love anyone else this much I mean how could he what the hell is wrong with Tom Batiuk
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