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bunnielab posted:When your product is colorless, odorless, and (more or less) flavorless, you gotta do something
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Wanamingo posted:Trump does have some pretty good failed products Is there anything that man won't put his name on?
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Is there anything that man won't put his name on? a written apology.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Is there anything that man won't put his name on? A presidency.
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I always thought Svedka was good. We had a big ole bottle fo Smirnoff from Costco and then i got the Svedka cuz that was on sale. I tried a shot of each, and the Svedka was WAY better because it didn't corrode my stomach lining. Or at least didnt' taste like it.
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All mid shelf vodka is just fine for mixed drinks. I'm partial to Tito's myself, and New Amsterdam isn't terrible either. I wouldn't have any of them in a martini, but gin is better for those anyway.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Calculon refused to shill for... Does not compute
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TontoCorazon posted:A presidency. Man, you don't think that he won't try to make his own presidency once he loses? Like he'll make a couch fort in one of his buildings somewhere and name it the United States Of Trump.
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Sep 27, 2015 08:47
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Donald Trump posted:Fine! I'll go build my own United States! With blackjack and hookers!
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:
Loses casino, marries hooker.
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Sep 27, 2015 09:17
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All this talk of the Svedka robot campaign with none of the tv spots... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6J5-LG7sfE
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Sep 27, 2015 19:53
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Thank you friend, this was an amazing and hilarious "me me". Epic win! Lolll!
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Choco1980 posted:All this talk of the Svedka robot campaign with none of the tv spots... This looks like some ad you'd see playing in movie set in a dystopian cyberpunk future to show how hosed up the world is.
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Sep 27, 2015 21:20
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Choco1980 posted:All this talk of the Svedka robot campaign with none of the tv spots... 
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Sep 27, 2015 21:27
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Just buy Monopolowa, it's cheap and not bad. Well, it's vodka so it's still bad. But until you decide you want to become a real American and drink Old Gran-dad in your basement while caressing the trigger of your gun then it will do.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Is there anything that man won't put his name on? Your mom?
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KakerMix posted:I don't get it, how can you want to have sex with that? It doesn't have skin and has exposed pipes and poo poo all over. It doesn't even have a real butt! Some people would rather have a partner with no needs and unquestioned obedience. It's sad as hell.
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Not sure I see the connection between vodka and sexbots.
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Sep 28, 2015 07:34
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The insinuation is that you drink it until the mess of metal and wire looks hot.
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Sep 28, 2015 07:51
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Guys, the vodka is ahead of its time. It's only the BEST VODKA of 2033 because it'll take us another 20 years to appreciate how good this stuff is! And the same goes for robot sex. You haven't experienced pleasure until you've felt the squeak squeak of pistons and ABS plastic joints with ball-bearing innards, gazing into two LED light sensors, while listening to a modulated voice whisper, "danger, Will Robinson..."
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One of the only episodes of The Apprentice I've ever seen was about celebrities trying to sell Trump Ice. I found it hilarious because it seemed so extremely made up and cheap and phony. Look at that water bottle label! That's not a professional water bottle label. That's something a high school fundraiser would come up with, where you just make a logo using MS Powerpoint (yeah, powerpoint, not photoshop) and then print it out on white computer printer paper and then just tape it in a circle around a clear plastic bottle. Its so extremely tacky. Not to mention the loving flames 
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Zaphod42 posted:One of the only episodes of The Apprentice I've ever seen was about celebrities trying to sell Trump Ice. Honestly I assumed it was like, the water bottles they gave you in his casinos or something.
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Sep 28, 2015 18:39
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Someone needs to dig up some old bottles of that and replace the glass of water on his podium at the next debate.
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Sep 28, 2015 18:42
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 Every time I see one of these in the supermarket I go  So... its a small can of shasta. So they call it "shasta shorts". With a picture of a pair of shorts. How clever. Ha ha. But then they push the joke further and all the flavors of shasta become some kind of shorts flavors? I dunno who thought "Red Grape Stain" was an attractive soda title, but... no. God no. (Do they even make white grape flavored soda? I've never heard of grape soda qualified as "red grape" flavor before) And look at those font and color choices.  Reminds me of WKUK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow7pwIDhl5c
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Sep 28, 2015 18:45
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 This is a real thing too.
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Choco1980 posted:Honestly I assumed it was like, the water bottles they gave you in his casinos or something. They were, and then they were made commercially available for a while. Then nobody bought them so now they're back to being exclusive to Trump casinos and resorts. I think they have a blue label now, though.
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I encountered some classic internet marketing today. I searched for a band on youtube. A paid advert then suggested I listen to the new band's album on youtube, and provided a link. In a rare moment of actively responding to marketing, I actually clicked the link, and, when it loaded..... "this music video is not available on your country" (because my work server goes through Germany, whose copyright protection is just asking to be Godwined). Well worth whatever they're paying to advertise. Another successful advert!
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Zaphod42 posted:
The "back" of the jeans makes me think of a period stain which I don't think would be something people want me associating with a product they are trying to sell Actually I am totally going to start calling my period my red grape stain from now on. Thx shastakovich
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Zaphod42 posted:(Do they even make white grape flavored soda? I've never heard of grape soda qualified as "red grape" flavor before) Most grape flavored soda is purple grape I believe. Or if it's unlabeled, it's white. White grape juice easily blends with other fruit flavors so you see it in a lot of fruit juices and sodas.
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Sep 28, 2015 23:51
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Zaphod42 posted:I dunno who thought "Red Grape Stain" was an attractive soda title, but... no. God no. Grape soda/candy stuff being purple mostly comes from grapes you'd be eat normally ('table' grapes) being different ones from ones used to make wine. Concord and Coronation grapes are the most common purple table grapes and have purple skins. They can still make wine from them if you wanted though.
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I for one relish the opportunity to drink out of a butt & dick. A pleasure I have not had since my Craigslist days
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Sep 29, 2015 00:18
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Choco1980 posted:Most grape flavored soda is purple grape I believe. Or if it's unlabeled, it's white. White grape juice easily blends with other fruit flavors so you see it in a lot of fruit juices and sodas. Yeah after posting I realized there was purple and I  My only excuse is that I was thinking of wine grapes so only white and red came to mind? I dunno. Whatever.That brand name is still really stupid.
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While we're on the topic of sodas, I stopped off at the gas station today and saw a bunch of these. I've never heard of them before, so when I got home I looked them up. Here's what their advertising is like   I'm not quite sure I understand which market they're trying to grab.
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It's like a more fetishistic version of the Fantanas. FutonForensic has a new favorite as of 04:09 on Sep 29, 2015 |
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Sep 29, 2015 04:03
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I don't have a picture because I get strange enough looks from people without taking pictures of banks, but Commonwealth Bank has posters up claiming to be respecting the local Aboriginal population. Thing is, Commbank's colour is yellow, and Aboriginal art has lots of circles, so the poster has a picture of a circle with yellow sections. Now what else can be described that way?  Oh. Oops. 
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Wanamingo posted:While we're on the topic of sodas, I stopped off at the gas station today and saw a bunch of these. I would probably buy one just because of the label, might change my mind after seeing the ads though...
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My mom practically lived on that stuff when I was a kid. I'd like to get my hands on a bottle of the blueberry, if possible, I remember it being really good.
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Wanamingo posted:I'm not quite sure I understand which market they're trying to grab. Millennials.
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Crow Jane posted:My mom practically lived on that stuff when I was a kid. I'd like to get my hands on a bottle of the blueberry, if possible, I remember it being really good. They sell this poo poo at World Market and its really good. I mean, its just seltzer water, but its still really good.
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Wanamingo posted:While we're on the topic of sodas, I stopped off at the gas station today and saw a bunch of these. The lable conjures up the images of Father Kickerbocker, Al Smith and Tammany Hall, but the ads make me think of Russian space robot hookers.
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