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Best K-On?
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Mio 26 18.18%
Yui 21 14.69%
Ritsu 30 20.98%
Azusa 17 11.89%
Mugi 49 34.27%
Total: 143 votes
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Motto
Aug 3, 2013


It's a really strangely written article

quote:

That a game like this can come out in 2015 is ridiculous. It's brazenly, unapologetically sexist. And it's all as arousing as a dinner date with Des O'Connor, where Des is dressed up like Prince Harry that time he went to that party in that terrifically inappropriate gear and will only speak to you in broken Brummie, which as we all know is the least sexy accent in the whole of the British Isles. The thin waists and titanic whimwhams might represent wank fantasy material for teenage boys who, for some reason, can't bring themselves to find actual pornography on the internet, but to a grown adult, a married man, a father of two, this is just the dullest, most tired tripe masquerading as titillation. I get more excited making toast.

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Motto posted:

the bigger issue is that they said you're a sex criminal in the making for playing a dumb titty game

It's like the violence in videogames thing only with titys

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
I wish Splatoon would stop putting me against people who are max level so I could figure out how to play this dang game

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Motto posted:

the bigger issue is that they said you're a sex criminal in the making for playing a dumb titty game

lmao

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

did my game just crash?

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

i beat asgore somehow with only 20 hp tho...freaking owned

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!

Budget Prefuse posted:

did my game just crash?

Yes.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Namtab posted:

It's like the violence in videogames thing only with titys

dude is insanely mad about virtual breasts

quote:

...you know, I'm absolutely fine with people playing this game, and enjoying it (be fair, most likely in the privacy of their own homes, despite the portability of the platform), and claiming that they're primarily in it for everything but what's inside all those fancy blouses.

Of course, they're loving lying, as this is a game about breasts. Only about breasts. Funbags. Jugs. Et cetera...Milk bombs, muffins, cha-chas – it's all about the fun dumplings.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Budget Prefuse posted:

did my game just crash?

Enjoy.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Motto posted:

dude is insanely mad about virtual breasts

That's a gross paragraph.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Motto posted:

dude is insanely mad about virtual breasts

I'm surprised he didn't say "Dirty Pillows"

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

NEW BERSERK CHAPTER

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
senran kagura is fine because while I think it's a terrible series of bad playing games it's at least self-contained and doesn't make any bones about what it is

games like that or neptunia or oneechanbara aren't The Problem

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Ibram Gaunt posted:

Insanely mediocre beat em ups with really bad frame rate.................drat really wanna play these gems

Senran Kagura is a video game?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Motto posted:

It's a really strangely written article

what the gently caress is that guy talking about?

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Blockhouse posted:

senran kagura is fine because while I think it's a terrible series of bad playing games it's at least self-contained and doesn't make any bones about what it is

games like that or neptunia or oneechanbara aren't The Problem

Which games are The Problem?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

SyntheticPolygon posted:

Which games are The Problem?

Mass Effect, Assassins Creed, Mortal Kombat

Games that are terrible.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I finished my Gundam and now it guards my embarrassing books from criticism

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

SyntheticPolygon posted:

Which games are The Problem?

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Motto posted:

It's a really strangely written article
"It's the year [year]," is my favorite non-argument.

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

that was so incredibly amazing im not sure how the true ending could be any better or more fulfilling

NotALizardman
Jun 5, 2011

boom boom boom posted:

I finished my Gundam and now it guards my embarrassing books from criticism



There are only two respectable books on that shelf

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

boom boom boom posted:

Mass Effect, Assassins Creed, Mortal Kombat

Games that are terrible.

Oh no, i've played a few of those games. And even enjoyed a few. :ohdear:


I don't know this game.

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

it kind of looked and felt like a newgrounds flash game final boss but i think that added to the grotesqueness of his design. i really liked it

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

thats on par with ending D of Nier

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

imagine being at the point where you have 3 kids and you grumble about playing an anime boob beat em up to write an article about it

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Budget Prefuse posted:

that was so incredibly amazing im not sure how the true ending could be any better or more fulfilling
You're gonna have a good time.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Budget Prefuse posted:

that was so incredibly amazing im not sure how the true ending could be any better or more fulfilling


Bad Seafood posted:

You're gonna have a good time.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Budget Prefuse posted:

it kind of looked and felt like a newgrounds flash game final boss but i think that added to the grotesqueness of his design. i really liked it

Famous Front Page Goon Everdraed designed that

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

SyntheticPolygon posted:

Which games are The Problem?

games that want to be taken seriously and then dip into the senran kagura-level of floppin titties and cameras that magically zoom in on asses, and then go onto pretend like there's nothing weird or discordant about that at all.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

You can just reload your save to get on the true path as long as you made friends with everyone, but I ended up restarting entirely cuz theres some differences on your second run that was worth it

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Bad Seafood posted:

"It's the year [year]," is my favorite non-argument.

Does he have an argument for Senran Kagura actually being sexist, or is he just upset that their tits are too big and they wear revealing clothes?

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

Ibram Gaunt posted:

You can just reload your save to get on the true path as long as you made friends with everyone, but I ended up restarting entirely cuz theres some differences on your second run that was worth it
what are the differences. ill probably do another run after the true ending anyways.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!

Ibram Gaunt posted:

Famous Front Page Goon Everdraed designed that

Famous Front Page Goon Everdraed bought me my copy of Undertale for drawing fanart

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Budget Prefuse posted:

what are the differences. ill probably do another run after the true ending anyways.
There are a lot of them and many are subtle.

Better to experience them for yourself than to ask after them, IMO.

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

boom boom boom posted:

Does he have an argument for Senran Kagura actually being sexist, or is he just upset that their tits are too big and they wear revealing clothes?

Maybe he thinks big boobs are sexist?

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Budget Prefuse posted:

what are the differences. ill probably do another run after the true ending anyways.

its mostly minor, like you put your hand out for sans at the beginning before he asks and he comments on it. its alot of stuff like that

Kinky Cookie Bunny
Apr 1, 2011



aaaaaaaa centorea is just so cute

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Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

SyntheticPolygon posted:

Maybe he thinks big boobs are sexist?
Dragon's Crown was a good game.

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