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GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

sean10mm posted:

Do the Bears have any decent defensive backs they can trade to the Patriots for peanuts for no good reason? That seems like the next logical step to the "gently caress it we give up" plan.

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No we do not

# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:28

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# ? May 20, 2024 15:44

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Bears need to trade Forte to the Patriots because holy poo poo he would be scary on that scheme.

I just want the best for Forte :smith:

Shouldn't be forced to deal with the trash heap that is this tean.

Go win a ring with the Pats.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:30

ArgaWarga: Apr 8, 2005; dare to fail gloriously

Commence the fire sale, trade Forte and Bennett.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:32

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Package Bennett and Forte,

:allears:

That 2 TE Package with Gronk, and Martellus.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:35

Catfish Stevens: Jul 9, 2001; WHO DAT? Who gives a damn?

What's Curtis Painter doing these days?

# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:35

Tavarin: May 10, 2003; I am definitely a madman with a box

Catfish Stevens posted:

What's Curtis Painter doing these days?

If the Bears are going to get any other QBs in 2015, it better be Rex Grossman or Kyle Orton. :colbert:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:36

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Catfish Stevens posted:

What's Curtis Painter doing these days?

Legit shocked he's not on a roster right now.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:37

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Dexo posted:

Iirc he injured his leg in the middle of the second played the rest of that, then came back out for one drive in the third.

Yeah, no one ever remembers that one possession in the third where he came out and looked slower than a legless Drew Bledsoe

# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:41

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

C-Euro posted:

Six is as high as I'll go-
CHI twice
NO
SF
OAK
STL

And even that's assuming quite a bit (Chicago and NO stay injured, Oakland can't cope with a 1 EST kickoff). Anything past that and you need to really convince me. Unless someone implodes hard, maybe bad Philly will show up for Thanksgiving.

Lol, the Raiders just won a game in that time zone.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:52

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Seahawks should trade for Martellus Bennett. Imagine having 2 good TEs, it'd be like the Patriots with Gronk and Hernandez again, except one isn't a murderer (that we know of). Plus he'd be on the same team as his brother :allears:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 23:13

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

warcrimes posted:

Lol, the Raiders just won a game in that time zone.

Hence the "assumption" caveat. Again, six is optimistic and the Lions excel at finding new ways to disappoint! I'm super-excited to see them play the Bears though, games between lovely teams are the best.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 23:19

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

seiferguy posted:

Seahawks should trade for Martellus Bennett. Imagine having 2 good TEs, it'd be like the Patriots with Gronk and Hernandez again, except one isn't a murderer (that we know of). Plus he'd be on the same team as his brother

You know who your OC is, right? The odds of him using 2 skill position players properly, at once, are like (does math) a quadrillion to one?

# ? Sep 28, 2015 23:39

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

sean10mm posted:

You know who your OC is, right? The odds of him using 2 skill position players properly, at once, are like (does math) a quadrillion to one?

At least Martellus can block, right? :downs:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 23:44

Miloshe: Oct 25, 2009; The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

sweet thursday posted:

Bears are burning the car for insurance money

They should contact Chiche. The butler did it. Go Pats.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 00:25

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

ArgaWarga posted:

Can we have the Cardinals back?

what a world we live in :allears:

# ? Sep 29, 2015 00:30

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

If Lacy is really hurt or reinjures the leg tonight, Packers should trade for Forte IMO

In fact, the rest of the NFC North should all pick up something at the Bears' Estate Sale

# ? Sep 29, 2015 00:35

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Petite Dinklage posted:

If Lacy is really hurt or reinjures the leg tonight, Packers should trade for Forte IMO

In fact, the rest of the NFC North should all pick up something at the Bears' Estate Sale

No we have one former bears player and that is enough

# ? Sep 29, 2015 00:41

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

I'd be 100% ok with Forte going to the Packers and owning. Only thing that would suck would be rear end in a top hat packer fans but I've dealt with them my whole life so what's one more bullet in their rear end in a top hat gun.

Wherever he can go to actually have success and maybe get a ring.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 00:47

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Jon Bostic is a Patriot, what we get back hasn't been announced yet.

Hail satan, get off my TV Bostic

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:22

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

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GRIP

SIP

Are there Bears going to have anyone left by Sunday if they keep trading players?

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:25

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Dexo posted:

I'd be 100% ok with Forte going to the Packers and owning. Only thing that would suck would be rear end in a top hat packer fans but I've dealt with them my whole life so what's one more bullet in their rear end in a top hat gun.

Wherever he can go to actually have success and maybe get a ring.

I wouldn't go quite that far, but if Forte joins any team other than the Packers, I want him to get a ring.

E: The Bears should have dealt him to New England or Arizona

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:26

Catfish Stevens: Jul 9, 2001; WHO DAT? Who gives a damn?

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

Are there Bears going to have anyone left by Sunday if they keep trading players?

Who would even take draft picks for Pickles?

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:26

Emanuel Collective: Jan 16, 2008; by Smythe

GNU Order posted:

Jon Bostic is a Patriot, what we get back hasn't been announced yet.

Hail satan, get off my TV Bostic

Another 6th round pick. Well uh at least Kyle Long was a good pick in 2013

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

Are there Bears going to have anyone left by Sunday if they keep trading players?

Does it matter? The only thing to watch this season is to see if Chicago breaks the all time punt yardage record

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:27

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Emanuel Collective posted:

Another 6th round pick. Well uh at least Kyle Long was a good pick in 2013

Does it matter? The only thing to watch this season is to see if Chicago breaks the all time punt yardage record

Pat' ODonnell is hurt so probably not.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:52

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

The Bears should shoot Jimmy Clausen out of a loving cannon.

Also, the Bears, who desperately want to get rid of Cutler and get a QB, find themselves tanking for a high pick in a year where there are no goof QBs in the draft, and they will certainly reach for some poo poo hackenberg-level quarterback and just continue to gently caress the team forever.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:58

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Wow, it's a straight up fire sale.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:01

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

It's the equivalent of going to a merchant in an MMO and selling all your rat pelts and broken tree stumps

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:02

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

how much do you want for the rights to jay cutler. i need a dishwasher.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:04

Catfish Stevens: Jul 9, 2001; WHO DAT? Who gives a damn?

The Bears have blindfolded Jimmy Clausen and released him in South Chicago with that ridiculous picture of him with the spiked hair and rings taped to his chest.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:05

schmitty9800: Feb 10, 2003

R.D. Mangles posted:

The Bears should shoot Jimmy Clausen out of a loving cannon.

Also, the Bears, who desperately want to get rid of Cutler and get a QB, find themselves tanking for a high pick in a year where there are no goof QBs in the draft, and they will certainly reach for some poo poo hackenberg-level quarterback and just continue to gently caress the team forever.

Pace is hired for the long haul, I have confidence that he won't reach for someone speculative. The brass knows that they just need talent.

That said all the touts have Jared Goff being worth a top 5 pick.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:15

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

sell all the good bears players to the niners so you can have one abjectly terrible team and then one historically the worst team.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:16

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

I can't imagine the Bears drafting a QB high then not getting on the Browns QB Bust Carousel for the next 20 years.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:17

Catfish Stevens: Jul 9, 2001; WHO DAT? Who gives a damn?

R.D. Mangles posted:

I can't imagine the Bears drafting a QB high then not getting on the Browns QB Bust Carousel for the next 20 years.

Bears, draft a QB? If they're going to Browns it up they should trade for Manziel imo

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:20

Knyteguy: Jul 6, 2005; YES to love
NO to shirts; Toilet Rascal

SirPhoebos posted:

There are people that want the Bears to pick up Tim Tebow!

There are Lions' fans who want Tebow to replace Stafford.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:30

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Sign Mike Kafka, you loving scrubs

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:31

Emanuel Collective: Jan 16, 2008; by Smythe

Catfish Stevens posted:

The Bears have blindfolded Jimmy Clausen and released him in South Chicago with that ridiculous picture of him with the spiked hair and rings taped to his chest.

oh no turns out they let him loose in Bridgeport and now the south side Irish are demanding the Bears make this Notre Dame icon their franchise QB

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:47

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Emanuel Collective posted:

oh no turns out they let him loose in Bridgeport and now the south side Irish are demanding the Bears make this Notre Dame icon their franchise QB

It is funny that Chicago Notre Dame people have been simultaneously inflicted with Jimmy Clausen and Jeff Samardzija.

That's why you follow Chicago's Big Ten Team, wildcats bitch

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:51

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Draft the whole northwestern defense

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:51

Catfish Stevens: Jul 9, 2001; WHO DAT? Who gives a damn?

GNU Order posted:

Draft the whole northwestern defense

Draft the Polish cavalry

# ? Sep 29, 2015 02:54

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# ? May 20, 2024 15:44

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Bears are going to end up with a McCown next season. Off-season is looking pretty McCownish.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 03:47

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