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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Stymie posted:

i know, i only have myself to blame for having standards

just sigh and move on my dude, what else were you expecting?

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Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SmokaDustbowl posted:

just sigh and move on my dude, what else were you expecting?

i was expecting a few fringe creeps being creepy about one particular aspect of an otherwise normal game, not a whole creepy game seemingly designed with said creeps in mind

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Stymie posted:

i was expecting a few fringe creeps being creepy about one particular aspect of an otherwise normal game, not a whole creepy game seemingly designed with said creeps in mind

haha

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Stymie posted:

i was expecting a few fringe creeps being creepy about one particular aspect of an otherwise normal game, not a whole creepy game seemingly designed with said creeps in mind

its made by someone who worked on homestuck

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
draw your own conclusions

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its p fun and dumb

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
why the hell does mother base have open vats of chlorine gas? that shits not osha approved

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I bet it's Huey's fault somehow.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
did my first FOB missions and such last night; invaded this other guys place and there were exactly zero guards. game wanted me to invade my own base as a tutorial after that(I guess this makes sense the way mgs games tend to throw you in and then awkwardly put the tutorial section in later) and I promptly get torn to shreds

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
speaking of huey i thought miller was going to put a bullet in him after the events in the cutscene at the end of that mission

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

duckfarts posted:

did my first FOB missions and such last night; invaded this other guys place and there were exactly zero guards. game wanted me to invade my own base as a tutorial after that(I guess this makes sense the way mgs games tend to throw you in and then awkwardly put the tutorial section in later) and I promptly get torn to shreds

It's a lot harder to stay hidden. I switch to the urban camo and it seems to help out.

Or you can just throw active decoys everywhere to lure dudes away.

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
vuideo

games

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Stymie posted:

i was expecting a few fringe creeps being creepy about one particular aspect of an otherwise normal game, not a whole creepy game seemingly designed with said creeps in mind

Don't quote stymie

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Space-Pope posted:

vuideo

games

:swoon: khaleesi

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

here's your problem stymie
here's your problem

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004


Ishmael's lovingly rendered rear end is the biggest spoiler in the game.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Ishmael's lovingly rendered rear end is the biggest spoiler in the game.

Call me, Ishmael? ;-*

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Ishmael's lovingly rendered rear end is the biggest spoiler in the game.

sure as hell spoiled me :kimchi:



redid toriel to get pacifisting, undertale is p cool

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

tsunderplane is one of my favorite enemy designs. woshua is really good too.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
I rushed through the missions to end the quarantine and then ended Chapter 1 and now I can't go back to base without something horrible happening to the children and stupid Eli standing there like Damian from The Omen

Just let me beat the stupid kid psycho mantis out of him or whatever

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

hes still hanging around in mgs1 so it obvs never happens

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

spoiler you're never gonna beat the lovely genes outta that kid, and the game is gonna come to an abrupt stop so have your fun while it lasts

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
two furry paedofiles jizz over a cosplay babe and everyone else posts lulzy screenshots of the tumbler game. gas.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Squeezy Farm posted:

two furry paedofiles jizz over a cosplay babe and everyone else posts lulzy screenshots of the tumbler game. gas.

excuse me but i posted a picture of a gun from a gungame for big men with big penises

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



cant stop posting in the thread i hate

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
the 4th horseman is hilarious

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

hubris.height posted:

tsunderplane is one of my favorite enemy designs. woshua is really good too.

wosh u leg

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Liver Disaster posted:

spoiler you're never gonna beat the lovely genes outta that kid, and the game is gonna come to an abrupt stop so have your fun while it lasts

also Kaz is basically slowly going psychotic. I get why the real Big Boss left him behind.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
I played Gat out of Hell while off sick yesterday and it's pretty decent but totally not worthy of a standalone. I just wish there were more musical sequences, but maybe there are later in the game

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Destiny seems p good again

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Yodzilla posted:

Destiny seems p good again

it is!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Yodzilla posted:

Destiny seems p good again

:getin:

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
i don't know if they can even make saint's row 5 at this point because the game is so utterly absurd

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
one of the endings to gat out of hell is to literally ask god to undo everything and start over with how things were a few games back

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Blackula69 posted:

i don't know if they can even make saint's row 5 at this point because the game is so utterly absurd

saints row 5 should just a be a totally serious crime drama. hire the best writers you can, not a single moment of happiness or levity

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
i dont see at the date or knuc, tho :confused:

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Notorious QIG posted:

saints row 5 should just a be a totally serious crime drama. hire the best writers you can, not a single moment of happiness or levity

this but gta vi

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Notorious QIG posted:

saints row 5 should just a be a totally serious crime drama. hire the best writers you can, not a single moment of happiness or levity

We need to be beyond the Ronin and Brotherhood campaigns from SR2

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Yodzilla posted:

Destiny seems p good again

time to raid again tomorrow! :D

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Vintersorg posted:

time to raid again tomorrow! :D

im almost up to raidtier, currently at 288

also i wouldnt mind getting a yosteam together to run the nightfall sometime this week

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