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Post 9-11 User posted:Ever see a radio host that you've heard for years but whose face you have never seen? Usually, when I see the face I am totally surprised by how it looks, in this case it is exactly what I expected. I dunno, it's weird that he's smiling
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 13:57 |
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he had just been paddling a kid it wasn't even his
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:07 |
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Ambitious Spider posted:Yea but he's also saying stuff like "hey maybe we shouldn't treat gays, divorcees, and people who have had abortions like complete poo poo" Well yeah, his election was definitely a positive thing given the likely alternatives and I said he looks good if your standard is other popes. But I don't hold regular people's character to the low low standard of "are you a better person than Benedict XVI". A regular person who says "women have no moral right to control their own reproduction but at least I don't treat you like complete poo poo for it you're welcome" is still a huge rear end in a top hat. Maybe not throwing molotov cocktails into gay bars was all it took to be a good person in the 1960s but this is 2015 and telling a whole class of people with higher than average suicide rates that they're morally inferior people and can't in good conscience find love is lovely even if you say it in a nice way, sorry Still it's progress and I'm not unhappy about that. It just kinda sucks when he says something lovely and I have to be like "oh right"
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:08 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:32 |
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minimalist posted:he had just been paddling a kid And that kid will grow up respectful of their elders
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:38 |
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He's got a straight razor in his hat.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:43 |
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From a ways back...Riatsala posted:I know what you mean, man. Some of these cartoons form fuzzy blank spots in my vision; I think my brain is trying to save itself by refusing to acknowledge them. 70den is my go-to cartoonist for "there's no way this guy doesn't have heads in his freezer." Something thoroughly off about the way he constructs things, like a more functional, evil Benji Compson.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 15:42 |
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T-man posted:Does he not know what that A stands for? A big piece of poo poo who loves to gently caress the poor.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 15:48 |
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I don't know exactly what he's trying to say here (he can't be a huge fan of Boehner but also made the elephant look like a dumbass, unless that's a failed attempt at "hip and cool youth"), but Boehner in box form seems natural for some reason; don't ask me why.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 15:51 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:unless that's a failed attempt at "hip and cool youth") P sure it is, notice he's calling the Tea Party "New Wave Republicans" meaning he sees them as the future of the GOP. I hope he's right because if so they'll never win the White House again Alternatively he could just be making a Reagan comparison by way of an '80s music reference
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 15:58 |
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Saint Sputnik posted:A big piece of poo poo who loves to gently caress the poor.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 15:59 |
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Unless I'm completely AGC-IMF here I thought it was a clear criticism of those that got Boehner to quit. "Stupid youth destroys an expensive and important piece of equipment, doesn't appreciate how badly they just screwed up"
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 16:08 |
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It's either "a thing happened" or critical of the tortilla coast because there is no way Glenn McCoy would put sagging pants on a character we are supposed to identify with, or that he's not exactly the sort of person who calls the cops on the neighbor's kid's band practice in the garage.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 16:19 |
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Phuzzy posted:IT'S MONDAY Sorry to bring up yesterday's news (not sorry, it's Kelly) but guys in my office were literally sitting around the break room going "hell yeah, awesome that Volkswagen stuck it to the fuckin' man and cheated on those emissions tests, that's awesome" last week. God drat it.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 16:28 |
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1 I'm sure Obama is devastated that the guy who filed a lawsuit against him for executive overreach is retiring. 2 3
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 16:28 |
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That's an alright Nigel Farage. Only missing a pint of lager.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 16:31 |
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quote:I pondered deeply, then, over the adventures of the Republicans. And after some work with colored pencils I succeeded in making my first drawing. My Drawing Number One. It looked like this:
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 16:33 |
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overdesigned posted:Sorry to bring up yesterday's news (not sorry, it's Kelly) but guys in my office were literally sitting around the break room going "hell yeah, awesome that Volkswagen stuck it to the fuckin' man and cheated on those emissions tests, that's awesome" last week. God drat it. I privately sold my VW Golf (one of the regular gas ones, not TDI. I wanted to get it, but it was $7000 more I decided against it) a few years back, but I kept getting buyback offers from the dealership every couple of months. I wonder if i'll still get those offers. RonJeremysBalzac fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Sep 29, 2015 |
# ? Sep 29, 2015 16:36 |
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My new favorite contextual edit.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 16:55 |
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Oh poo poo is this seriously a "mmm...mmm...mmm" reference? He's seriously never going to drop that is he?
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:14 |
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Gotta have the fangs, reptilian eyes, Frankenstein bolts, forked tongue, crazy eyes... Mr. Editor, I want it all! I do love Rogers' wild-eyed weirdos.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:16 |
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Viewtiful Jew posted:Oh poo poo is this seriously a "mmm...mmm...mmm" reference? He's seriously never going to drop that is he? I think he's just trailing off after the end of his Stevie Wonder parody.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:17 |
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The elephant and Callista Gingrich have something in common!
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:18 |
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Went googling for "why the hell is that guy known for crying so much anyway" and came back with this:
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:18 |
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Xander77 posted:Went googling for "why the hell is that guy known for crying so much anyway" and came back with this: I think he like maybe cried once or twice in public and he maybe sorta has a lachrymose-looking face? Kinda boring characterization; why can't he be like a living condom or something like in UK politoon?
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:25 |
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No he cries all the time.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:35 |
https://screen.yahoo.com/weekend-pelosi-boehner-000000888.html
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:38 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:I think he like maybe cried once or twice in public and he maybe sorta has a lachrymose-looking face? Kinda boring characterization; why can't he be like a living condom or something like in UK politoon? Yeah, dude goes into tears at the drop of a hat. http://www.politico.com/gallery/2012/07/11-times-john-boehner-cried/000266-003390.html
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:41 |
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Boehner cries a lot, has some serious resting sadface, and until recently had what I wouldn't hesitate to call the worst job in government. With a combo like that it's pretty hard not to make jokes.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:44 |
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https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lREohDQagVjXHO/giphy.gif
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:46 |
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It's one of those things where it might not be fair to make fun of him for but let's be honest, it's really hard to resist.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:57 |
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my boehner keeps emitting fluid (tears). should i call a doctor?
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:16 |
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Bushiz posted:It's either "a thing happened" or critical of the tortilla coast because there is no way Glenn McCoy would put sagging pants on a character we are supposed to identify with, or that he's not exactly the sort of person who calls the cops on the neighbor's kid's band practice in the garage.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:19 |
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Some refreshingly direct racism from Lang
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:27 |
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I only wish I had the time and editing skill to take those Wise forearms and do what must be done. A Big Bambu cartoon.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:31 |
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mfw biting the cyanide tooth and it's full of lemon juice
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:43 |
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Riatsala posted:I know what you mean, man. Some of these cartoons form fuzzy blank spots in my vision; I think my brain is trying to save itself by refusing to acknowledge them. There was one time where a reader wrote into Wise asking something about personal safety. He responded by drawing his self-insert rat raping her. Also the rat may have once been shown to have a bathtub full of body parts, but I could be remembering wrong.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:46 |
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Paladinus posted:That's an alright Nigel Farage. Only missing a pint of lager. And blood streaked across his face.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:55 |
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Muir changed hijab to hijrah, "migration," which actually makes sense.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 19:15 |
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Jurgan posted:There was one time where a reader wrote into Wise asking something about personal safety. He responded by drawing his self-insert rat raping her. Also the rat may have once been shown to have a bathtub full of body parts, but I could be remembering wrong. Wise is a curmudgeonly paddling enthusiast but there's no way you're not describing edits, here.
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