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Post funny panels: sociological implications of western movies
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Sep 29, 2015 17:25
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 Source: Some new Green Lantern or whatever, I don't know what the gently caress.
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Sep 30, 2015 14:49
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That's amazing. The ring comment is so perfect it's eerie.
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Sep 30, 2015 14:54
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Dr. Doom has some wierd ways to beat off Richards.
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Sep 30, 2015 15:43
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I tried to photoshop the caption to 'This is MY hole! It was made for ME!' but CBA.
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Sep 30, 2015 17:56
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Chinaman7000 posted:That's amazing. The ring comment is so perfect it's eerie. I think the ring comment clearly means it's deliberate.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:50
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Sep 30, 2015 22:05
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SynthOrange posted:Cap #387 or thereabouts: I like the fact that they stripped them right down to their skivvies but left the masks on. Presumably because otherwise the reader wouldn't have a loving clue who they were.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:33
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Gosh I hope they shared this technology with the trans community worldwide.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:01
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Chinaman7000 posted:That's amazing. The ring comment is so perfect it's eerie. As a meme goatse and the ring is shockingly long-reaching.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:12
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mind the walrus posted:As a meme goatse and the ring is shockingly long-reaching. Goatse is now and forever; the alpha and omega of distended buttholes.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:33
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MikeJF posted:Gosh I hope they shared this technology with the trans community worldwide. 
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Oct 1, 2015 18:36
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theflyingorc posted:Pretty sure it's like this: Sauron needs to be teamed up with Dr Dinosaur at some point. I would literally murder to have Atomic Robo have a crossover with Marvel in some fashion.
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Oct 1, 2015 19:10
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theflyingorc posted:Pretty sure it's like this: Spider-Man and The X-Men was probably the best X related title in the last few years, also probably the best Spider related title in the same time frame.
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Oct 2, 2015 05:59
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She needs to team up with Magneto from the first X-Men movie and make a machine that turns people into women AND mutants. I don't know what the next step of this plan is, but I'm guessing something that involves making those people into cyborgs or downloading their brains onto the internet, too.
JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Oct 3, 2015 |
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Oct 3, 2015 06:53
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Squirrel Girl posts in GBS.
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Oct 3, 2015 10:51
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 Sadly, I don't know the issue so I don't know how Superboy gets out.
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Oct 5, 2015 05:32
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Pretty sure that's Action Comics #259, "The Revenge of Luthor."
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Oct 5, 2015 05:37
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Evil Mastermind posted:
Be honest, we'd all fall for something like that.
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Oct 5, 2015 06:08
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SilverSupernova posted:Be honest, we'd all fall for something like that. "But why would they... I mean, it's so obvious, it has to be a trap, right? Unless... that's what they want me to think... or is it that they want me to think that it's more complicated than it really is... but what else could it do... GAH! I MUST KNOW!" *walks into cage*
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Oct 5, 2015 06:23
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Kwyndig posted:So does Cap actually get turned into a woman or does he somehow escape? Hey, not sure if anyone answered this, please don't jump down my throat if someone did. But yes. Captain America was turned into a woman and that's why he's been a woman till the introduction of the (male) Ultimate Captain America character, on whom the film version was loosely based.
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Oct 5, 2015 07:09
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Hey, if the terrible webcomics thread has taught me anything, it's that being transformed into a woman is a recipe for hijinks, with no long-term consequences when it's eventually reversed.
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Oct 5, 2015 07:53
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Evil Mastermind posted:
Inconceivable!
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Oct 5, 2015 07:56
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Evil Mastermind posted:
It's tough when even the narrator agrees with Luthor.
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Oct 5, 2015 10:29
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Elfface posted:Hey, if the terrible webcomics thread has taught me anything, it's that being transformed into a woman is a recipe for hijinks, with no long-term consequences when it's eventually reversed. Tell that to the Ultra-Humanite. 
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Oct 5, 2015 15:35
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Batman defeats the Flash in the goofiest way imaginable: (Batman#35)
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Oct 5, 2015 18:20
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So, Barry just skidded into the side of a building at several hundred MPH. But I'm sure he's okay. (and the goofiest way to defeat Flash will always be Deathstroke's "I'll stick my sword behind me so fast he won't be able to swerve away" from Identity Crisis.)
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Oct 5, 2015 18:28
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They both require being able to do something so fast that someone moving faster than you can see not realize what you're doing and compensate, but I'll at least grant that coating the ground in teflon is a little more plausible from the perspective of "maybe he wouldn't realize what was happening."
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Oct 5, 2015 18:34
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Alhazred posted:Batman defeats the Flash in the goofiest way imaginable: Defeating Superman with a glove containing miniaturized red suns in the knuckles is goofier.
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Oct 5, 2015 19:59
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Teenage Fansub posted:Defeating Superman with a glove containing miniaturized red suns in the knuckles is goofier.
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Oct 5, 2015 20:06
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Red suns hurt Superman now? I thought they just didn't empower him.
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Oct 5, 2015 20:19
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Bruceski posted:Red suns hurt Superman now? I thought they just didn't empower him. I remember an episode of Superfriends (or something) where Superman was in a deep hole, and a drill was coming down at him. The drill became red-hot because of the friction, and that red glow sucked out Supes's power.
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Oct 5, 2015 20:21
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Bruceski posted:Red suns hurt Superman now? I thought they just didn't empower him. It varies, usually somewhere between "neutralizes his powers" and "actively hurts him." I prefer it closer to the former, but hacks tend to use it as a Kryptonite equivalent because yeah.
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Oct 5, 2015 20:25
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Red sun is always kind of iffy. At times it is just "red sun doesn't give Superman energy and so his batteries will eventually run dry." But since "Superman's batteries run dry" is a process that takes a small eternity it has become "it actively saps his power" to make it more significant. There is no good reason why it should HURT him though.
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Oct 5, 2015 20:26
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The Superman vs Batman dynamic would work a lot better if Superman was some kind of reverse vampire who got significantly weaker at night.
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Oct 5, 2015 20:32
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Selachian posted:So, Barry just skidded into the side of a building at several hundred MPH. But I'm sure he's okay. See that building? That's what should have happened to Deathstroke. The brilliant plan of "The Flash won't be able to stop in time!" includes the flaw that The Flash won't be able to stop in time. Avulsion posted:The Superman vs Batman dynamic would work a lot better if Superman was some kind of reverse vampire who got significantly weaker at night. There was a brief period where that was basically how it worked, Supes couldn't walk into a windowless room without his powers starting to fade. SirDan3k fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Oct 5, 2015 |
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Oct 5, 2015 21:28
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Keeshhound posted:They both require being able to do something so fast that someone moving faster than you can see not realize what you're doing and compensate, but I'll at least grant that coating the ground in teflon is a little more plausible from the perspective of "maybe he wouldn't realize what was happening." Snyder at least tried to sell it it by pointing out that setting up that particular defense against Flash took billions, is completely automatic since Bruce would never react on time and was the bulk of the budget for the suit since Flash would otherwise take him down before Bruce had a chance to even acknowledge it. I have no idea about the sun knuckles.
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Oct 5, 2015 21:37
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Snyder at least tried to sell it it by pointing out that setting up that particular defense against Flash took billions, is completely automatic since Bruce would never react on time and was the bulk of the budget for the suit since Flash would otherwise take him down before Bruce had a chance to even acknowledge it. It's still pretty dumb and just meant to prop Batman up as a world beater instead of a smart guy who's down in the trenches. 
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Oct 5, 2015 21:41
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Trast posted:It's still pretty dumb and just meant to prop Batman up as a world beater instead of a smart guy who's down in the trenches. So Batman is the HHH of the DC universe?
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Oct 5, 2015 21:51
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Batman is absolutely the HHH of the DC universe.
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Oct 5, 2015 21:53
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