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meatpimp posted:Pretty hard when the person posting the ad is "selling the car for" her ex's friend who they can't find right now. 14 can solve a problem like this before his morning shot of artisanal psilocybin-infused espresso.
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Seat Safety Switch posted:How hard can it possibly be to get a title for a tiny hatchback in Washington state? For anyone other than 14 Inch? Easy peasy.
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Seat Safety Switch posted:14 can solve a problem like this before his morning shot of artisanal psilocybin-infused espresso. Now how do I solve the problem of waking up with a girl asleep in my room who looks like the discount generic totally not just the same but cheaper because it's in a slightly different box version of the ex who hosed it all up and her crazy stalker ex was calling like once every 5 minutes till 4 am after I told her to hang up on th3 guy and not bother with that poo poo Because I've established the what happened last night, I'm just trying to fill in the gaps re: how I seem to have arrived here
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I've been keeping an eye out for cheap BiTurbos here on the east coast. I figure if you want a biturbo, why not get a rusty one?
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14 INCH DICK posted:Now how do I solve the problem of waking up with a girl asleep in my room who looks like the discount generic totally not just the same but cheaper because it's in a slightly different box version of the ex who hosed it all up and her crazy stalker ex was calling like once every 5 minutes till 4 am after I told her to hang up on th3 guy and not bother with that poo poo yea i ended up doing a bunch of blow last night too. Good ol birthday blow.
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14 INCH DICK posted:Because I've established the what happened last night, I'm just trying to fill in the gaps re: how I seem to have arrived here dude http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3375646
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14 INCH DICK posted:Now how do I solve the problem of waking up with a girl asleep in my room who looks like the discount generic totally not just the same but cheaper because it's in a slightly different box version of the ex who hosed it all up and her crazy stalker ex was calling like once every 5 minutes till 4 am after I told her to hang up on th3 guy and not bother with that poo poo Someone get this man a reality show STAT.
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Oct 1, 2015 17:38
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A tip for the future - try not to go to bed and/or wake up next to a crazy person. I did it for 7 years before the divorce.
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Astonishing Wang posted:A tip for the future - try not to go to bed and/or wake up next to a crazy person. I did it for 7 years before the divorce. no i can tell you that bonding over your shared anxiety and mood disorders is a great way to meet stable girls from experience
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Oct 1, 2015 18:03
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You need a girl that reads books, not a girl that burns them to stay warm.
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Don't listen to these sensible motherfuckers. If you feed on strife, and I mean if you need the anguish and despair of not knowing if the indignities in your life are manifest or the machinations of the girl standing across from you as she holds a road flare over a box of all of your clothes screaming "TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! I KNOW IT!" If you really truly need that poo poo to feel alive, then loving go for it. Because anything less it going to be strange and boring.
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Just because the books happen to be on fire in the rapidly skeletonizing remains of the quaint little nest the two of you had shared for as long as your liquor-rotted mind can remember, whether it's six days worth of junk mail or a twenty year in the making painstakingly hand chosen collection of rare novels and manuscripts, does not make her a book burner. That makes me think either white supremacist or religious zealot, which is basically getting a can of watermelon 4LOKO instead of a nice 21 year scotch.
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meteloides posted:but man, I need my ABS because I'm the worst loving driver in Albuquerque and I'm sober. That's the problem, all the other drivers here are drunk. Driving sober around here is dangerous.
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No but for realsies she's only asked if I think she's pretty twice today and luckily I'm into knuckle tatts on chicks and being able to say "oh man that dude who has been leaving you a new voice mail every 4 minutes seems like a real d-bag, you totally deserve better than that" and have her agree makes me realize we have so much in common.
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Oct 1, 2015 21:11
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omg that steering wheel http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/5248073294.html
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14 INCH DICK posted:No but for realsies she's only asked if I think she's pretty twice today and luckily I'm into knuckle tatts on chicks and being able to say "oh man that dude who has been leaving you a new voice mail every 4 minutes seems like a real d-bag, you totally deserve better than that" and have her agree makes me realize we have so much in common. You have already been friend-zoned.
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I dunno, man. I'm just one bewildered spider on the wall, a spectator, trying to piece together a narrative from so many cryptic, blood-smeared ransom letters and half-remembered dream sequences. A girl spent the night, and her tattoos remind you of the ex. Was there sex? There's always sex. There's never sex. There are twin turbos in a Schrodinger's box; they're bisexual, both erect and flaccid simultaneously, until the T-top lowers and the wave function collapses. Was there a VW? A pickup truck? I can't remember. The cars move through the shadows like a jungle Panther-platform, unblinking headlights yellow in the mist. Am I doing this right?
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Leperflesh posted:Am I doing this right? Abso-loving-lutely.
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Leperflesh posted:I dunno, man. I'm just one bewildered spider on the wall, a spectator, trying to piece together a narrative from so many cryptic, blood-smeared ransom letters and half-remembered dream sequences. A girl spent the night, and her tattoos remind you of the ex. Was there sex? There's always sex. There's never sex. There are twin turbos in a Schrodinger's box; they're bisexual, both erect and flaccid simultaneously, until the T-top lowers and the wave function collapses. Was there a VW? A pickup truck? I can't remember. The cars move through the shadows like a jungle Panther-platform, unblinking headlights yellow in the mist. You know you're doing it right when you roll over in bed and the wet spot surprises you. But what is the wet spot? Why are you in bed? The girl is gone, but everything is still warm. The wet spot is warm and you don't know if it's cum or blood, but you're covered in it and you hear the girl crying in the other room, but she's gone. Then black.
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14 INCH DICK posted:Kinda loving pointless when in all seriousness my dick hasn't worked properly in months Cheer up, that's an advantage when it comes to a woman sadistic enough for you. 
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I'm going to do a car thing on my car today. Don't know what yet, but for my own sake and the sake of this thread at some point some where I should post about working on the Civic in th3 Civic thread, and not just Journaling my descent into drug and alcohol induced psychosis I'm gonna go do that thing.
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There's been a yellow 600 sitting in a field in the town 10 miles up the road from me for the better part of a year. Maybe you can get the $900 600 then come down here and get this one for parts assuming its for sale and not just target practice. https://goo.gl/maps/yfYPL3SrkMU2 click then zoom.
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Went over to the Gremlins house to do mutual car activities and found some jackass had blocked the gremlin in with their poo poo parking, and he couldn't get it out of his garage so I elected to use my shop experience go move it to put it up on jack stands and now we are tinkering on it on stands waiting to see if dude shows up. 
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I swear I saw that car in ballard last week, but not 100% sure it had stripes on it
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So we decided that step 1 for my car would be a complete 100% thorough empty out wipe down and spruce up to improve the state of mind when driving or looking at it, because honestly it's been suffering due to depression. I found this under my driver's seat and asked everyone who's been in my car and it's not theirs  and my ignition failure, the tumbler did feel a little funny the day before
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Wait are you saying maybe someone snapped off the tip of that knife trying to start your car by jamming the knife into the keyhole and turning it? And then left the knife and ran away, but didn't break your door glass getting into the car?
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Leperflesh posted:Wait are you saying maybe someone snapped off the tip of that knife trying to start your car by jamming the knife into the keyhole and turning it? And then left the knife and ran away, but didn't break your door glass getting into the car? Nah, he's just got a ghost who tried to plant a car bomb. The knife is plan b.
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I leave my car unlocked at all times because the most valuable thing inside it at any given ticme is the shift knob, and it's cheaper to replace anything they steal than to pray to god I can find new door glass. It doesn't prevent vandalism, and anyone that wants to steal the whole car is just going to put it in their backpack anyways.
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Ok yeah this isn't mine either. Like all jokes aside that I've been making, I don't know where this came from.
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14 INCH DICK posted:So we decided that step 1 for my car would be a complete 100% thorough empty out wipe down and spruce up to improve the state of mind when driving or looking at it, because honestly it's been suffering due to depression. 14 INCH DICK posted:Ok yeah this isn't mine either. Like all jokes aside that I've been making, I don't know where this came from. So you have a crackhead sleeping in your car at night
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Remember the steering wheel goo? The pieces are all starting to fall into place...
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Oct 2, 2015 22:29
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MrChips posted:This sounds like a job for 14 INCH DETECTIVE... 
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