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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Trabisnikof posted:

I'm pretty sure that the same people who want to lose weight are the same people who don't want to use a product that can cause "horse killing farts"

I thought soylent 2.0 reduced the fart levels to like squirrel killing

it's a product made by a dorky shut-in for use by other dorky shut-ins so annoying other people with your gas isn't a primary concern

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LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


I'm reading the soylent dudes blog and I kinda want to beat the poo poo outta him

LionYeti fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Oct 1, 2015

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
not everybody is a gluttonous fat gently caress that derives orgasmic pleasure from ingesting food

a fact might be a lil hard for the 250lbs+ contingent around here to swallow (heh)

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Mr Dog posted:

not everybody derives orgasmic pleasure from ingesting food

some of us do tho

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

"I can't cook so I'll ingest a white paste instead"

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Trabisnikof posted:

some turbo nerds dont actually enjoy eating because it either requires work, social interaction or it tastes horrible

one very common symptom of autism is sensitivity to food textures. it can be bad enough that kids will spit foods they previously loved out and scrape their tongues off with their hands

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i can't wait for our cyberpunk future



Lol, we already live in it

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Mr Dog posted:

not everybody is a gluttonous fat gently caress that derives orgasmic pleasure from ingesting food

a fact might be a lil hard for the 250lbs+ contingent around here to swallow (heh)

Uh, 235 thank you very much

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Mr Dog posted:

not everybody is a gluttonous fat gently caress that derives orgasmic pleasure from ingesting food

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i had some boneless wings and fries today

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

well you see it is technically legal to sell contaminated "supplements"

so it's not really a problem per se

call it an unintended nutrition boost

look a serving of soylent has less heavy metal than a serving of some wild caught fish

...fish you're not supposed to eat more than once a week due to heavy metal risks

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Necc0 posted:

ive said it before but soylent nerds are people who saw the oatmeal goop in the matrix and thought it was a good thing

[dozer pulls a bowl of nutrient paste in the nebuchadnezzar kitchen]
soylent dude: whoa

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Mr Dog posted:

not everybody is a gluttonous fat gently caress that derives orgasmic pleasure from ingesting food

a fact might be a lil hard for the 250lbs+ contingent around here to swallow (heh)

enjoying food is a pretty normal thing. maybe not "orgasmic," but acting like only fat people enjoy food is really stupid.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


you have to be some sort of weirdo if you can't enjoy a nice meal

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
the only kinds of people who buy rvs are boomers therefore everyone who buys rvs should be pretty far up on the list of people who deserve to go up against the wall

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Endless Mike posted:

enjoying food is a pretty normal thing. maybe not "orgasmic," but acting like only fat people enjoy food is really stupid.

there's a difference between enjoying food and craving food

i prefer food that tastes nice over food that doesn't taste nice but eating's not really an activity i look forward to over and and above the fact that it stops me from feeling hungry

soylent's still some clownshoes dumb poo poo though

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Mr Dog posted:

there's a difference between enjoying food and craving food

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Mr Dog posted:

there's a difference between enjoying food and craving food

i prefer food that tastes nice over food that doesn't taste nice but eating's not really an activity i look forward to over and and above the fact that it stops me from feeling hungry

soylent's still some clownshoes dumb poo poo though

beep boop i have acquired sustinance boop beep back to rockstar programming

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

qirex posted:

"I can't cook so I'll ingest a white paste instead"

"the lead is good for my bones! what, ensure? isn't that for poors and olds?"

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

Uh, 235 thank you very much

U-235 is very dense

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

lol the Yelp for people woman posted on her personal Facebook asking how to delete negative tweets from her Twitter

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I'm not above hiring spammers with millions of FB bot accounts to leave 5000 peeple reviews for my friends and enemies

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

hello i am an anti-trust lawsuit

quote:

Amazon will prohibit sales of Apple TV and Google Chromecast, both competitors to its Fire TV hardware, on Oct. 29, according to an email sent to its vendors, Bloomberg Business reports.

Amazon cited its Prime Video service as a reason for the ban on items currently on sale at the online retailer. Prime Video isn't on Apple or Google's hardware, though both platforms offer third-party streaming services like Hulu and Netflix.

"Over the last three years, Prime Video has become an important part of Prime," an Amazon email obtained by Bloomberg says. "It's important that the streaming media players we sell interact well with Prime Video in order to avoid customer confusion."

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Pinterest Mom posted:

hello i am an anti-trust lawsuit

im not sure thats actionable. but, well, heh, ianal. but i dont think so. just my 2c. mebes 1c.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I get very nice when I drink this stuff

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Luigi Thirty posted:

lol the Yelp for people woman posted on her personal Facebook asking how to delete negative tweets from her Twitter

that cant be true


i mean i want to believe but you know

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Mr Dog posted:

there's a difference between enjoying food and craving food

i prefer food that tastes nice over food that doesn't taste nice but eating's not really an activity i look forward to over and and above the fact that it stops me from feeling hungry

i'm glad to hear that you have risen above the pleasures of the flesh. congratulations on your pending buddhahood.

the rest of us are going to carry on being normal human beings who enjoy eating food and think flavorless paste is a gross idea

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

qirex posted:

"I can't cook so I'll ingest a white paste instead"

Your moms plan, got it

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Pinterest Mom posted:

hello i am an anti-trust lawsuit

this is going to be amaaaaaaaaaaaazing

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Endless Mike posted:

enjoying food is a pretty normal thing. maybe not "orgasmic," but acting like only fat people enjoy food is really stupid.

enjoying food is definitely a vertebrate thing, just like fuckin'

it's like firmware level, even snakes and fish love to eat

if you don't like to eat you are basically a squid or insect or something like that

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Cocoa Crispies posted:

enjoying food is definitely a vertebrate thing, just like fuckin'

it's like firmware level, even snakes and fish love to eat

if you don't like to eat you are basically a squid or insect or something like that

if you don't like to eat you are severely depressed or developmentally disabled

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
the caricature of y'all's position is standing in hour-long lines for an Ike's sandwich

pls inflate this to a full scale troll and do the needful, get back w/ same

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

if you don't like to eat you are severely depressed or developmentally disabled

we were talking about people who like soylent sooo

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
gotta admit I'm a long time fan of food.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

triple sulk posted:

im a pug dad.

ur poo poo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

have you seen his pug

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

JawnV6 posted:

the caricature of y'all's position is standing in hour-long lines for an Ike's sandwich

i mean people do this daily for texas bbq

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

computer parts posted:

i mean people do this daily for texas bbq

y'all hear that? he called u texans

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

JawnV6 posted:

y'all hear that? he called u texans

you ever had franklin's? it's that good

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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

JawnV6 posted:

the caricature of y'all's position is standing in hour-long lines for an Ike's sandwich

pls inflate this to a full scale troll and do the needful, get back w/ same

i am pretty sure there is some lifestyle that exists in between waiting in line for sandwiches, and eating cadmium-tainted nutrient paste because you're too depressed to enjoy food

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