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I told you guys not to go crew rescuing loot n scoot mother fuckers. Now its too late, your away team is going to die. EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! Get the captain out of there.
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Fire up the bayounets and press the button on your lasers that makes them make the camera flash charging sound. Time to face this new menace like the crocs you are! Strike a heroic pose with your guns out.
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Oct 1, 2015 04:36
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Did we remember to bring the EMP bursters? If so use them.
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Oct 1, 2015 04:47
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Oct 1, 2015 04:58
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bravely send a redshirt to investigate.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:44
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the_steve posted:bravely send a redshirt to investigate.
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Oct 1, 2015 10:11
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If our team contains a weapons officer we get a first free action, to either try to communicate, or to blindly shoot at whatever it is without retaliation. Pretty sure that's what it said. And i'm not a fan at firing indiscriminately, even if it might be the smarter option~ Regallion fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Oct 1, 2015 |
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Oct 1, 2015 13:20
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Shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two.
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Oct 1, 2015 14:28
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Firstthe_steve posted:bravely send a redshirt to investigate. Meanwhile/afterwards Pyroi posted:
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Oct 1, 2015 14:39
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the_steve posted:bravely send a redshirt to investigate.
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Oct 1, 2015 18:24
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the_steve posted:bravely send a redshirt to investigate.
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Oct 1, 2015 19:02
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Send a red shirt with a live feed cam and betting pools on how fast he gets eviscerated
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Oct 1, 2015 19:02
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I vaguely remembered my older brother being obsessed with this game back when we were kids, so I stopped back home and dug through some boxes in the basement hoping I could find a decent copy of the book. Unfortunately, rats had gotten into most of the boxes and ruined everything. All I could salvage was one unchewed (but piss-soaked) little bag with this guy in it: I had TOTALLY forgotten that they produced a small run of pewter [-colored plastic] miniatures to go along with the deluxe editions. Kinda bummed I only found the one, but it's pretty lucky that it ended up being our current captain!
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Oct 1, 2015 21:38
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JohnnySmitch posted:I vaguely remembered my older brother being obsessed with this game back when we were kids, so I stopped back home and dug through some boxes in the basement hoping I could find a decent copy of the book. Unfortunately, rats had gotten into most of the boxes and ruined everything. All I could salvage was one unchewed (but piss-soaked) little bag with this guy in it:  What a major find!
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Oct 1, 2015 21:42
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JohnnySmitch posted:I vaguely remembered my older brother being obsessed with this game back when we were kids, so I stopped back home and dug through some boxes in the basement hoping I could find a decent copy of the book. Unfortunately, rats had gotten into most of the boxes and ruined everything. All I could salvage was one unchewed (but piss-soaked) little bag with this guy in it:  That's an original 1987 Captain Caiman! I'd only ever heard about those things, I had no idea any were still around! By the way we're Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Oct 1, 2015 |
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Oct 1, 2015 21:43
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JohnnySmitch posted:I vaguely remembered my older brother being obsessed with this game back when we were kids, so I stopped back home and dug through some boxes in the basement hoping I could find a decent copy of the book. Unfortunately, rats had gotten into most of the boxes and ruined everything. All I could salvage was one unchewed (but piss-soaked) little bag with this guy in it: Wow, that may seriously be one of maybe like 2 or 3 that are still intact in the world. I'd say that's better than finding the actual game books!
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Oct 1, 2015 21:44
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JohnnySmitch posted:I vaguely remembered my older brother being obsessed with this game back when we were kids, so I stopped back home and dug through some boxes in the basement hoping I could find a decent copy of the book. Unfortunately, rats had gotten into most of the boxes and ruined everything. All I could salvage was one unchewed (but piss-soaked) little bag with this guy in it: Niiiiiice  That's probably worth a fair amount if you can find a buyer. Just make sure Two-Fisted Steve doesn't break your kneecaps.
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Oct 1, 2015 21:45
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 This is an incredible find! Well done.
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Oct 1, 2015 21:49
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Rat pIss soaked figurine ahh yes. Two fisted steve probably has the other figurine. Don't let him get his hands on yours he'll destroy it.
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Update Last page re-scanned (G):  We decided to send a scout out to check out what's ahead(J):  Here's the scout:  That robot would present some difficulties for our "good" fighters. It pops the Haldian like a water balloon full of whatever Haldians are full of. Luckily there are plenty more where that came from, we've even still got a spare in our away team. At least this one got confirmation that the crew is still ticking before he died. Moving on to AA:  There are some extra options on the other side of the page, but I buggered the scan up, naturally. I'm not sure how I buggered it up in this exact way, but I did. Next move? Options include Attempt to kill it Forget about the whole thing or one of the options from the other side of the page. No change to the manifest this time. I think this expansion will come to an end after our next choice and we'll get our loot depending on what we do. Some of it is really handy. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Oct 2, 2015 |
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JohnnySmitch posted:I vaguely remembered my older brother being obsessed with this game back when we were kids, so I stopped back home and dug through some boxes in the basement hoping I could find a decent copy of the book. Unfortunately, rats had gotten into most of the boxes and ruined everything. All I could salvage was one unchewed (but piss-soaked) little bag with this guy in it: never knew these existed. that thing is sweet and truly captures the soulful essence of our brave captain
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Well it's obvious what our course of action should be here. And it's not "leave." Go forward. Move ahead. Try to detect it. It's not too late. We can salvage this. And maybe gain a new crew member.  First we have to get close enough to talk to it, though. I'd recommend knocking out its sensors. Blind it (with science). e: I personally never played the x-pac as the Caimen, but glancing ahead it looks like (don't read if you haven't played) this is both an excellent plot twist and completely believable as something that would show up in an expansion pack, I love it 
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Oct 2, 2015 01:48
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Looks like we got a new crewmmate coming up. I say we seduce it with similar tunes to what it may like in music and dub it Murderbot in charge of security and murder.
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Oct 2, 2015 02:11
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SuGaBA is unquestionably the most competent advisor or crewmember we have and honestly we should do pretty much whatever he/she/it says.
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Oct 2, 2015 02:41
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Put our talking heads together to Recruit It. Arm it with sex pistols and promise it target practice on a flock of seagulls.
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loquacius posted:Well it's obvious what our course of action should be here. And it's not "leave." Go forward. Move ahead. Try to detect it. It's not too late. We can salvage this. And maybe gain a new crew member. Concur. Blind it with science, then recruit it while it's helpless.
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Try to recruit it, as per SuGaBa's advice.
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the_steve posted:Try to recruit it, as per SuGaBa's advice.
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this could be our first competent crew member
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the_steve posted:Try to recruit it, as per SuGaBa's advice.
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Oct 2, 2015 03:25
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Recruit New Wave Bot. After all, are we caimen? We are DEVO!
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Nation posted:this could be our first competent crew member If by competent you mean insane and filled with murder. Then yes.
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However we have a cultural thingaging don't we? As we have to need for the diusco alliance part of it, i am sure we can use it to get a leg up on whatever we end up deciding.
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Recruit New Wave Robot Pardon me, Mister New Wave Robot, but I've got a gut feeling that these disgusting discobots treated you as little more than space junk. Or worse, perhaps impressed you into service, like a slave working in a coal mine. Well, we Caimans believe in one thing above all else: freedom of choice. I know a part of your programming must be giving you an uncontrollable urge to destroy us...but you're no spud. Use your freedom of choice...your freedom of choice! Join us, and together, we'll help you get the satisfaction you so richly deserve! I see you jerking back and forth, torn between two impulses. But when a problem comes along, you must whip it! Mister, kamikaze is of no interest to my men and I. We wish no combat. Only to help you get off this burning hulk, outwit the coming fleet of death, and escape to a beautiful world... For you! Asterios fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Oct 2, 2015 |
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Ignore SuGaBa. "Oi! Who the hell are you? Worship me or feel the pain of a thousand jaw teeth! "
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Giving SuGaBa a badass death-robot created by its own virus is a bad idea. The thing's existence is sketchy, since it's not what should have happened, and SuGaBa's sudden eagerness is downright suspicious. SuGaBa can't betray us as per its programming, but this thing would be a giant x-factor. How long until this thing is painting the halls of the ship in Caiman blood while SuGaBa insists that, no, there's no problem, everything is fine, and also all weapons and that onboard combat booster feature have been shut down for maintenance? What I'm saying is, recruit the New Wave Robot.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Giving SuGaBa a badass death-robot created by its own virus is a bad idea. The thing's existence is sketchy, since it's not what should have happened, and SuGaBa's sudden eagerness is downright suspicious. SuGaBa can't betray us as per its programming, but this thing would be a giant x-factor. A blurry grey thing couldn't possibly spell disaster for the caimans and herald the arrival of a superior amalgamized cyborg race.
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the_steve posted:Try to recruit it, as per SuGaBa's advice.
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Follow SuGaBa's advice and find out if it can be of any use
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Recruit Fn-Bot 3!
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