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bawk
Mar 31, 2013


I eat these at least twice a month

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Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Gridlocked posted:

I will admit to the following:

Vanilla ice-cream.
Crunchy Peanut Butter that has been stirred around in a cup to losen it up a bit then dumped on top of the ice-cream.
70-80% dark chocolate melted carefully and poured onto the Peanut Butter and Ice-Cream.
A pinch of crushed sea salt on top.


It's loving nice.

Also any update on the JapanaCandyBurgers cash crab?

Well now I know what I'm doing for dessert next date night at home.

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

Gridlocked posted:

I will admit to the following:

Vanilla ice-cream.
Crunchy Peanut Butter that has been stirred around in a cup to losen it up a bit then dumped on top of the ice-cream.
70-80% dark chocolate melted carefully and poured onto the Peanut Butter and Ice-Cream.
A pinch of crushed sea salt on top.


It's loving nice.

Also any update on the JapanaCandyBurgers cash crab?

I could do that.

Or I could eat a tub of ben and jerrys peanut butter cup.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Gridlocked posted:

Also any update on the JapanaCandyBurgers cash crab?

I have still yet to obtain gainful employment, and so I am yet to be the owner of a microwave. Or any disposable income, really.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

One of my cousins loved to put hot sauce on her cereal. Like, a ton of it, just on top of corn flakes. This girl now has two kids, god help them.

I like hot sauce on vanilla ice cream :smith:

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
I used to put ketchup on my eggs when I was six or so until one day I just stopped and looked at it and had an epiphany of "this is loving gross" and never did it again. Yesterday I ate salt n vinegar chips with spinach dip and my friends thought that was disgusting. It's salty, tangy and the dip is creamy, I don't see a problem.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

empty sea posted:

I used to put ketchup on my eggs when I was six or so until one day I just stopped and looked at it and had an epiphany of "this is loving gross" and never did it again. Yesterday I ate salt n vinegar chips with spinach dip and my friends thought that was disgusting. It's salty, tangy and the dip is creamy, I don't see a problem.

Same, but change "six" to "four" and apply "this is loving gross" to eggs altogether. I think it just became a food aversion to me :shrug:

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Eggs and yogurt are both things that are in theory disgusting but if I don't think about them while eating I'm totally into it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Eggs sunny side up. Toast to dip. Once that's gone, hot sauce and ketchup. :yum:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I wish I could love eggs, but I totally don't :smith:

Same with all fish.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



VendaGoat posted:

Eggs sunny side up. Toast to dip. Once that's gone, hot sauce and ketchup. :yum:

Eggs over hard, yolks broken on the griddle, with salt and a little bit of ketchup on the side. :yum::yum:

Literally every other person I know considers me a heretic for this.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I just eat the entire raw egg like a snake.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Oh no, not the loose eggs.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

A "thing" you can do is to use a melon baller to scoop it out of the bowl into more presentable pieces. Or you can let it set halfway in a bowl lined with plastic wrap, roll it into a log/turd shape then throw it back in. When it's done setting you can unpeel it and cut it into slices.

They look good though! I'd eat the gently caress out of them.

Thank you for the tip! I'll try that next time.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I just eat the entire raw egg like a snake.

same, but 5 dozen

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Pro tip: if you don't crack the shell on the way down with your swallowing motions, you won't cut up your throat and you have a nice time release capsule of egg in your stomach.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012















Ranch.

And, surprise bonus of actual food-porn!

:syoon:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

If it's wrong to want to pour a bowl of cum/white gravy over some biscuits, well, it wouldn't be the first time I haven't given a gently caress about being wrong.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

The White Dragon posted:

If it's wrong to want to pour a bowl of cum/white gravy over some biscuits, well, it wouldn't be the first time I haven't given a gently caress about being wrong.

If your jizz looks like that go directly to a doctor don't stop even for bird eggs you see in a nest on the way.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



RA, you can actually buy big ol' bags of cereal marshmallows like that. In frankly staggering quantities too.

Old roommate did it once, had a bowl, and just kept the bag as a curiosity because it was too much for even his insatiable sweet tooth.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Those are the expressions of two men who have suddenly realized that they've committed an atrocity

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


this seems good to me

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Not sure HOW I would, but I certainly would.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




ACES CURE PLANES posted:

RA, you can actually buy big ol' bags of cereal marshmallows like that. In frankly staggering quantities too.

Old roommate did it once, had a bowl, and just kept the bag as a curiosity because it was too much for even his insatiable sweet tooth.

I'm very well aware of this. It's one of the things I plan to buy if/when I ever manage to find employment and get some money to make terrible decisions with.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Dream Attack
Feb 12, 2008

nothing in this world

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Those are the expressions of two men who have suddenly realized that they've committed an atrocity

come for the buffet, stay for the jizzfountain

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Did somebody ask how we like our eggs

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




zedprime posted:

Did somebody ask how we like our eggs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhkdLHSKo9s

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless





It's malt o meal

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Bacon grease or applesauce?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen posted:

Bacon grease or applesauce?

It's apparently strawberry malt o meal.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Wanamingo posted:

It's apparently strawberry malt o meal.

I thought that was the liquid the steak was in.

You gotta space that text so it gives context, man!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen posted:

I thought that was the liquid the steak was in.

You gotta space that text so it gives context, man!

That's apparently not malt o meal like I thought it was, but it isn't steak either.

http://bepaleoandthrive.blogspot.com/2014/03/tubby-toast-is-yummy-caul-o-meal.html

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

RareAcumen posted:

I'm very well aware of this. It's one of the things I plan to buy if/when I ever manage to find employment and get some money to make terrible decisions with.

I feel like the amount of unemployeed destitute goons in this thread who wish they had money so they can eat awful junk food serves as some kind of horrible social commentary

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Aesop Poprock posted:

I feel like the amount of unemployeed destitute goons in this thread who wish they had money so they can eat awful junk food serves as some kind of horrible social commentary

That this thread attracts people who have terrible food opinions? :v:

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005


Oh my god, you found it. You really found it. This image is the best image.

mrEkli
Feb 9, 2004
I was there.

Ultimate Mango posted:

Oh my god, you found it. You really found it. This image is the best image.

Those menu items look different. They're different sets, right?

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

RareAcumen posted:

1.
They make these in the grocery store where I work. They get soggy real easy.

2.
Rice a Roni, Shredded mozzarella, and cut up chicken nuggets? Sounds like childhood.

3.
Never had that much Spagetti-o's. I usually had to scarf down cold Chef Boyardee Raviolis. :barf: However, emptying any can of soup into a electric kettle is a smart idea.

4.
Curry?

5.
Bowling alley food served Frankenstein'd?

6.
Sad Oreo pancakes.

7.
PB&J Dorito dip :barf:

8.
A.Poutine
B. Apple Pie?
C. Some noodle and gravy casserole.

9.
Leftover orange chicken, cheerios, and shredded cheese. WTF

10.

Is this at a Golden Corral?

And, surprise bonus of actual food-porn!

:barf:

Cream of wheat? Looks too liquid-y.

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

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