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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


I'll be halfway through my 5 year contract before I get to the fleet.

Some people pick up at the school I'm at now, but our cutting scores are high enough that it's only a few a quarter.

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Internet Wizard posted:

Still don't have my second chevron.

Internet Wizard posted:

yeah I'll get my GWOT in like April

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


In less than a year now these won't be authorized.

RIP boots that aren't cement blocks.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Internet Wizard posted:

In less than a year now these won't be authorized.

RIP boots that aren't cement blocks.

woa what? what are the new boots?

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

RAT boots only starting 1 OCT 2016

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Internet Wizard posted:

RAT boots only starting 1 OCT 2016

Wat. RAT boots used to be a supposedly deployment only thing. Wtf Marine Corps o.O

In other news, nigga it took me 4 years to hit my score. 2.5 ain't poo poo.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Internet Wizard posted:

RAT boots only starting 1 OCT 2016

Oh boy, I wonder who will be the first to try to polish those leather panels. I'm guessing peacetime Okinawa.

E5 in 3.5 years, if I stayed in I'd be SgtMaj by now.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Rat boots look more menacing. I like it.

The ones I got issued for Afghanistan, like almost everything I ever got issued for a deployment, were too small. Was a bummer.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Internet Wizard posted:

In less than a year now these won't be authorized.

RIP boots that aren't cement blocks.

I have steel toed RAT boots. Those things are the heaviest boots I've ever worn.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

The one being made now are barely making it through boot camp without falling apart. About 3 out of every 4 kids from boot camp that I've seen in the year since they made them standard issue has had to replace their boots right after MCT to avoid getting yelled at by some staff NCO for having boots that look more thrashed than the ~legit MARSOC Marines~ on station

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Internet Wizard posted:

I'll be halfway through my 5 year contract before I get to the fleet.

Some people pick up at the school I'm at now, but our cutting scores are high enough that it's only a few a quarter.

lol what the gently caress is "high" for your MOS. I EAS'd with a 1790 something cutting score as a lance, we had a Cpl in our shop actually crack 2k before he picked up Sgt.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
RAT boots looked cool as hell. Good choice cream corn

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I wish I still had my old steel toes from my first jaunt on ship. Motherfuckers were pitch black by the end of it.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

- Marines complain about RAT boots being deployment only and not standard issue. "These boots rock!"
- Marines complain about RAT boots being standard issue and not optional. "These boots are too heavy!"


Mine fit like poo poo and my other non-rat worn as poo poo ones was like walking on clouds

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
So, how much does a meu suck

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

- Marines complain about RAT boots being deployment only and not standard issue. "These boots rock!"
- Marines complain about RAT boots being standard issue and not optional. "These boots are too heavy!"


Mine fit like poo poo and my other non-rat worn as poo poo ones was like walking on clouds

Pretty sure this happens with every Marine complaint.

"ugh PT is so gay I wish we could do something fun instead- LIKE MMA!"
"ugh MCMAP is so gay I wish we could just run in formation and cut for chow"

"ugh rolling sleeves!"
"ugh sleeves down!"

"ugh war!"
"ugh peacetime!"

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I was surprised how many dudes were pissed about not having to roll sleeves

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Bob A Feet posted:

So, how much does a meu suck

It depends on how terrible the units that make the MEU are. Ship life for an officer is a lot better than the plebs in berthing. MV-22s are on the big deck though so you will have to deal with all the big wigs and their dick measuring contests in the ward room and wait in line for hours on end if the liberty port you go to isn't big enough to moor the ship pier side.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Bolow posted:

lol what the gently caress is "high" for your MOS. I EAS'd with a 1790 something cutting score as a lance, we had a Cpl in our shop actually crack 2k before he picked up Sgt.

2600s are usually 3 or 4 of the top 5 highest scores every month.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Air Crew?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Internet Wizard posted:

RAT boots only starting 1 OCT 2016

that huge overhanging sole really sucks

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?
Ball coming up, I actually knocked down and ordered a new Dress Blue coat because I'm a good 25 pounds more muscle than when I got the thing fitted. Wore it to a funeral recently and felt like I was being crushed while standing around in the sun in 90 degree weather. Forgot how expensive the poo poo is...I doubt I'll ever get the silly mess dress, but a boat cloak would be worth it just to see if the CO would tell me to take it off.

Also, gently caress people who hate the Ball, it is like a free ticket to getting laid for single guys, and if you aren't single chances are the whole affair is going to get your girl super horny. I suppose it could suck if your command is dumb and doesn't know how to find a proper venue, but the 1stSgt got us a casino this year, so it is going to be awesome.

TheArmorOfContempt fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Oct 3, 2015

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

If you plan on getting a boat cloak you'd better do it this year because both officer and enlisted variants are on the chopping block according to the latest uniform board results. Seeing someone actually wear one is so rare it's almost become an urban legend.

I wouldn't waste the money on one now because you'd only be able to wear it once or twice.

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?
If that's the case then no biggy, I wasn't going to bother until I hit Major, and considered I haven't given two fucks about PME since hitting the reserves, I doubt it will happen soon.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Uroboros posted:

If that's the case then no biggy, I wasn't going to bother until I hit Major, and considered I haven't given two fucks about PME since hitting the reserves, I doubt it will happen soon.

get one anyway and post your fuckin cape like armyman did

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
someone post the armyman dracula cosplay pic

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
oh holky gently caress how did this post go unnoticed??? [requires archives]
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2393894&pagenumber=173&perpage=40#post392342567


Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

this is good but theres a better one

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




Goddamb what a dweeb.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


is that the jacket from the Wolverine movie

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

:catstare:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
its funny cuz he looks like a german serial killer

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

For the longest time I thought most those pics especially the shark one and cape ball photo (that hasn't been posted yet) was some viral poo poo not from here


Oh to be naive

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

i hate this person.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

that huge overhanging sole really sucks

Lmao let me charge at some Taliban wearing heavy as gently caress boots that feel likd god drat snow shoes and if you take long strides the sole actually clips the inside of your ankle. Lmao if you didn't get your kill on wearing bates lites. I'd rather have to bring three pairs of bates lites than one pair of rat boots that weigh as much as three pairs of bates lites.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

quote:

These boots are great if you're a POG that does no training whatsoever. If you're walking around with no RUC then you're good. If you're typing on your computer or faxing a document then by all means spend your hard earned dollars. I've owned 3 pairs of these boots and it is the only lightweight regulation boot the USMC allows unless you have a chit. The dura shock sole isn't durable and cracks in warm or slightly colder weather.

bought my lights immediately after reading that review, no regrets

thank you for your service, guy on amazon

mirepoix
Mar 22, 2009
I haven't posted in here in forever. Peacetime is stupid. I've still been gone for 12 months out of the past 18 months. Whatevs.

Yarville
Jun 14, 2013
HMG range coming up. Torrential downpour incoming.

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Yarville posted:

HMG range coming up. Torrential downpour incoming.

Throw out the LSA and lube all the M2s with CLP so you can't get more than 2 or 3 rounds off at a time before the weapons malfunction.

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