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theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

skander posted:

It's also most certainly not true.

this video lends a lot of credibility:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdRihAJ3H9Q

edit: I'm almost completely certain I recognize the park she's in during this video, so at least she's actually from Raleigh NC like she says. Apparently she did this 9 years ago.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Collateral Damage posted:

If she really wanted to be blind why not just wear a blindfold 24/7?

gently caress that. Two pirate eye patches all the way! And a shoulder parrot. :pirate:

# ? Oct 2, 2015 18:57

Graedyn: Feb 21, 2009; Wedge Regret

Ozz81 posted:

I'd like to think if there's a god, this is how he's keeping idiots from reproducing

This post did not get enough love.

# ? Oct 3, 2015 03:06

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 3, 2015 03:23

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

theflyingorc posted:

this video lends a lot of credibility:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdRihAJ3H9Q

edit: I'm almost completely certain I recognize the park she's in during this video, so at least she's actually from Raleigh NC like she says. Apparently she did this 9 years ago.

Her condition is a real thing (idk if the story is real but the condition is).
The "sympathetic psychologist" is a piece of poo poo and needs to do time.

# ? Oct 3, 2015 03:46

Gogo Logo: Nov 11, 2008

Nova Scotia man breaks into Kamloops home, feeds cats, watches TV, takes a shower

Some dude made himself right at home in this stranger's house and even wrote a little log of his doings there :crossarms:

You know, totally normal things.

# ? Oct 3, 2015 05:40

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Gogo Logo posted:

Nova Scotia man breaks into Kamloops home, feeds cats, watches TV, takes a shower

Some dude made himself right at home in this stranger's house and even wrote a little log of his doings there You know, totally normal things.

Before I read the article I was like, "Well I guess at least they weren't hostile, it could have been worse, yeah they broke in and the resident wasn't home but that doesn't seem all THAT bad all things considered"

But then I read

quote:

�He used (the residents�) toothbrush and shaver, he had taken some meat out of the freezer to thaw and he had written in their diary.�

�Today was my first full day at the ranch,� he wrote in the diary. �I fed the cats and horses. So much I can do here I have to remind myself to just relax and take my time.

�I don�t feel alone here, I guess with 2 cats and 3 horses it�s kinda hard to be alone. Last night I had a fire in the house. It was so (peaceful). I slept like a little baby.

I saw a picture in the basement on the wall of a man holding and weighing fish on a boat. Looking at him I realized we look a lot alike, but I think I�m more handsome.�

and yeah ok nevermind that's fuckin' weird

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bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 06:10

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Her condition is a real thing (idk if the story is real but the condition is).
The "sympathetic psychologist" is a piece of poo poo and needs to do time.

It's probably just as likely she made that person up and did it alone, though.

# ? Oct 3, 2015 07:06

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

CJacobs posted:

Before I read the article I was like, "Well I guess at least they weren't hostile, it could have been worse, yeah they broke in and the resident wasn't home but that doesn't seem all THAT bad all things considered"

But then I read

and yeah ok nevermind that's fuckin' weird

I dunno dude honestly sounds more relaxed than I've ever been in my life

# ? Oct 3, 2015 08:50

Gogo Logo: Nov 11, 2008

Aesop Poprock posted:

I dunno dude honestly sounds more relaxed than I've ever been in my life

I like how in the log, he seems to have envisioned this bucolic new lifestyle, living freely and loved by animals in this house coincidentally devoid of human occupants.

What a lofty dream.

# ? Oct 3, 2015 08:57

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I dunno dude honestly sounds more relaxed than I've ever been in my life

It sounds like the beginning of a touching comedy about a mentally unstable man who brings a family back together.

# ? Oct 3, 2015 08:58

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

davidspackage posted:

It's probably just as likely she made that person up and did it alone, though.

Maybe. Situation still sucks, though.

# ? Oct 3, 2015 09:00

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

Big Beaver Road in metro-Detroit is Exit 69 off of I-75.

# ? Oct 3, 2015 14:25

Lazlo Nibble: Jan 9, 2004; It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

davidspackage posted:

It's probably just as likely she made that person up and did it alone, though.

From the AUG thread.

# ? Oct 3, 2015 17:33

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 4, 2015 00:57

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

He managed to beat them off.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:13

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

He was charged with theft of services which means he did not pay for his meal at the restaurant before he started frantically masturbating. And yet not charged for admitting to being on meth to the cops.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:30

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Met posted:

He managed to beat them off.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 01:57

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Travis343 posted:

He was charged with theft of services which means he did not pay for his meal at the restaurant before he started frantically masturbating. And yet not charged for admitting to being on meth to the cops.

At first I assumed he was in Florida, but Marion county is probably one of Oregon's hillbilly enclaves

# ? Oct 4, 2015 02:13

thewireguy: Jul 2, 2013

Say nothing, you are truly the best poster on something awful. *tips fedora*

# ? Oct 4, 2015 04:03

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Screaming Idiot posted:

It sounds like the beginning of a touching comedy about a mentally unstable man who brings a family back together.

Or the fantasies of Robin Williams' character in "One Hour Photo"

# ? Oct 4, 2015 09:08

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

bobjr posted:

This can not be real

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# ? Oct 4, 2015 10:12

Rysithusiku: Nov 10, 2013; Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Met posted:

He managed to beat them off.

https://youtu.be/QZe777oON8w

# ? Oct 4, 2015 12:47

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

Scathach posted:

This can not be real

Here's a George Thompson from Beacon, New York with a daughter named Loretta. Their ages would put this story sometime around 1940 or 1941. Things were different back then. George himself was born in 1872.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 14:02

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Here's a George Thompson from Beacon, New York with a daughter named Loretta. Their ages would put this story sometime around 1940 or 1941. Things were different back then. George himself was born in 1872.

^^^Forensic gooning.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 15:25