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ladyweapon: Nov 6, 2010; It reads all over his face,
like he's an Italian.

I was eating jalapeno flavored chips (surprisingly good and slightly spicy) when tallulah sat up and tried to get on the coffee table. I batted her down so she sat there at stared at me. And stared. And stared. Only occasionally did she stare at me while slightly raising a paw in the air, holding it there for up to 10 seconds. Eventually she found the bravery to jump onto the couch and attempt to reach the coffee table to get a chip. She did just that. Reach the coffee table, not get a chip. No chips for you, Tallulah.

e: she only gave up on her quest for chips when it was time to sit in front of the dry food bin and look sad.

ladyweapon fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Oct 4, 2015

# ? Oct 4, 2015 08:53

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# ? May 31, 2024 13:15

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

if tallulah and Tara wherein the same room, would they form a singularity?

# ? Oct 4, 2015 11:01

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Josh Lyman posted:

if tallulah and Tara wherein the same room, would they form a singularity?

I think it's more likely that they'll go into close orbit around each other and begin emitting significant quantities of gravitational waves.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 11:08

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

irma, blazed on dee eight before popping heaven's gate, a good catte

# ? Oct 4, 2015 11:25

Underwater Shoe: May 26, 2005; an informative notation for your appreciation

Tendai posted:

Look at these guys They're growing into full-on cats instead of kittens.

Dickface and Muppetnose are the only names I will ever use to refer to those cats.

They are very catlike now :3:

but still very miniature, they're 5 and a bit months so I think they still have some growing to do.

reminder:

# ? Oct 4, 2015 12:31

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

People with two cats: how often do you get bored of them sleeping so you pick one up and put it on top of the other.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 12:39

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

MikeJF posted:

People with two cats: how often do you get bored of them sleeping so you pick one up and put it on top of the other.

i was able to do this when leo and cj were kittens but they won't have any part of it now :smith:

# ? Oct 4, 2015 12:47

ladyweapon: Nov 6, 2010; It reads all over his face,
like he's an Italian.

MikeJF posted:

People with two cats: how often do you get bored of them sleeping so you pick one up and put it on top of the other.

There are cats who don't sleep basically on top of each other?

# ? Oct 4, 2015 12:59

Anoia: Dec 31, 2003; "Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

ladyweapon posted:

There are cats who don't sleep basically on top of each other?

Bailey and Riley have never been closer than three feet apart unless they're actively fighting or sitting on different levels of the cat tree.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 13:35

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

ladyweapon posted:

There are cats who don't sleep basically on top of each other?

heinie and burger used to all the time but these days they're more likely to either ignore each other or get a bit too rough with their fighting. i still catch them curled up together once every couple months though, so i know how they really feel even if they want to hide it.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 14:58

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

Flagrant Abuse posted:

heinie and burger used to all the time but these days they're more likely to either ignore each other or get a bit too rough with their fighting. i still catch them curled up together once every couple months though, so i know how they really feel even if they want to hide it.

Please post heinieburger

# ? Oct 4, 2015 15:37

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

ladyweapon posted:

e: she only gave up on her quest for chips when it was time to sit in front of the dry food bin and look sad.

Oh Tallulah :allears:

Underwater Shoe posted:

They are very catlike now but still very miniature, they're 5 and a bit months so I think they still have some growing to do.

reminder:

gat dang look at those cats.

then look at'em again because it's worth it.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 15:51

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

Goober Peas posted:

Please post heinieburger

They like my roommate's bed more than mine. :saddowns:

Bonus beans:

# ? Oct 4, 2015 16:09

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Anoia posted:

Bailey and Riley have never been closer than three feet apart unless they're actively fighting or sitting on different levels of the cat tree.

Exactly.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 16:17

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

been sick as hell this week, but that means i get to spend time with the stumpy animals

some are more thrilled than others

# ? Oct 4, 2015 18:46

Samopsa: Nov 9, 2009; Krijgt geen speciaal kerstdiner!

You forgot the greenish roundish hard cat

# ? Oct 4, 2015 18:48

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Golden-i posted:

been sick as hell this week, but that means i get to spend time with the stumpy animals

some are more thrilled than others

(Don't go to sleep Refurb is planning something)

# ? Oct 4, 2015 18:49

Base Emitter: Apr 1, 2012; ?

Golden-i posted:

been sick as hell this week, but that means i get to spend time with the stumpy animals

clearly being sick is no excuse for slacking on important feeding and petting duties

# ? Oct 4, 2015 19:04

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

Base Emitter posted:

clearly being sick is no excuse for slacking on important feeding and petting duties

she's helping me make up for it. i've been laid out on the couch for a few days and she spends at least two hours sleeping on my chest and purring every day.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 19:05

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

Flagrant Abuse posted:

They like my roommate's bed more than mine.

Bonus beans:

These are some fine cattes, and should be posted more often.

:colbert:

Also: BEANS!

# ? Oct 4, 2015 19:07

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

breakfast helper

# ? Oct 4, 2015 19:29

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

oh my god it's huge

# ? Oct 4, 2015 19:44

Anoia: Dec 31, 2003; "Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

breakfast helper

"what the gently caress is this bullishit"

I didn't recognize him for a second :shobon:

# ? Oct 4, 2015 19:46

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Dear thread,

I saw this and thought of you http://lalajia.tumblr.com/post/130396115347/deducecanoe-awesome-picz-cats-that-dont

# ? Oct 4, 2015 19:50

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; There he go

Beast of Bourbon posted:

oh my god it's huge

nice bear

# ? Oct 4, 2015 19:51

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

cds

it's getting a little weird.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 19:53

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

here's all the little gifs i made

http://imgur.com/a/mFdPf

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:10

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

cps:

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:18

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

devmd01 posted:

cps:

CMS

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:20

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

ces:

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:22

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

nice people keep it up with the cat statuses. Statii.

gonna need an immediate update from those who have not checked in.

CKS: Asleep on an 8' tall wardrobe because she's mad that I won't let her out due to it being loving cold.

Esteban always looks so intense.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:40

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

breakfast helper

gotta keep him away from the shallots

# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:10

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

esteban is just great

and also huge

# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:11

Cricken_Nigfops: Oct 25, 2011; CROM!

Tendai posted:

nice people keep it up with the cat statuses. Statii.

gonna need an immediate update from those who have not checked in.

CKS: Asleep on an 8' tall wardrobe because she's mad that I won't let her out due to it being loving cold.

Esteban always looks so intense.

Current catte status:

Mocow: just fine, peeing fine, eating fine, haets the wet-food prescribed but lurvs his other wet food, so he gets that.

Beans: Silky as hell, also cranky as hell. The softer he gets the less he wants to be touched.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:14

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

Esteban helping me stream shameful video games

# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:36

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Moo loves her Kong treat black. I had to make the hole smaller because greenies were tumbling out too easily. She'll happily headbutt or paw at the ball for 20 minutes. It's hilarious.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:40