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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Emanuel Collective posted:

lol @ all the gamblers who put money on Oakland before finding out Cutler would start

cutler sucks

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

R.D. Mangles posted:

Anyone But Clausen

With all seriousness I'd say the bears should just start rolling the dice with randos on practice squads before Clausen.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Bip Roberts posted:

With all seriousness I'd say the bears should just start rolling the dice with randos on practice squads before Clausen.

David Fales looked like an NFL QB in the preseason, which is more than we can say for Clausen

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bip Roberts posted:

With all seriousness I'd say the bears should just start rolling the dice with randos on practice squads before Clausen.

Free Terell Pryor!

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

The quest for 0-16 is coming down to a nail biter in Chicago

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
New thread title. This is why the bears can never pick top three in their history

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.
the bears have won the super bowl

they did it, they beat the raiders

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Please change the thread title it is not accurate

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Now we just need the Saints to win a game and suddenly the Niners are back in the drivers' seat, baby

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

Change title to Detroit please

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

beejay posted:

Change title to Detroit please

0-16 Watch: Part Deux

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Yeah Detroit is cooked now.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


All of Chicago rallies around its hero quarterback, bravely coming back from injury to lead the Bears to victory against the feared Oakland Raiders.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

R.D. Mangles posted:

All of Chicago rallies around its hero quarterback, bravely coming back from injury to lead the Bears to victory against the feared Oakland Raiders.

Unironically this

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

R.D. Mangles posted:

All of Chicago rallies around its hero quarterback, bravely coming back from injury to lead the Bears to victory against the feared Oakland Raiders.


Jay Cutler owns. This is no longer a Jay Cutler Slander zone.


Also John Fox owns. Sure his gameday coaching is questionable.

John Fox when questioned about the Cutlerception.

quote:

“We had zero interceptions last week and it didn’t go so well.” #Bears

Dexo fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Oct 4, 2015

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Dexo posted:

Jay Cutler owns. This is no longer a Jay Cutler Slander zone.

:agreed: if you're not with Cutler you should

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
look if the Lions could set the longest road losing streak in the league history, and then not only match it and then break it by 2 games in a ten season span, there is no reason why we can't achieve two 0-16 seasons within a similar time frame

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box

R.D. Mangles posted:

All of Chicago rallies around its hero quarterback, bravely coming back from injury to lead the Bears to victory against the feared Oakland Raiders.

https://twitter.com/CEmma670/status/650780817766002688

quote:

Martellus Bennett said of Jay Cutler criticism: "They threw stones at Jesus, and Jesus was an excellent guy who did a lot of awesome stuff."

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
I love this shittty loving team and all of it's weird players.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Dexo posted:

I love this shittty loving team and all of it's weird players.

this is a very likable poo poo bears team

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box

R.D. Mangles posted:

this is a very likable poo poo bears team

Except for Jimmy Clausen.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Dexo posted:


John Fox when questioned about the Cutlerception.

Hahahaha.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
When the Saints win, make it a 1-15 watch for the Jaguars

ArgaWarga
Apr 8, 2005

dare to fail gloriously


A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
If the saints can't manage to win tonight, I don't see how they could win at all this season.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

in my mind the dolphins are 0-4 because their win against washington doesn't count

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

R.D. Mangles posted:

:agreed: if you're not with Cutler you should


#JeSuisCutler

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
While eating dinner with my family tonight, the first thing my dad says when the Bears game comes up is how Cutler tried so hard to throw the game away. The first thing I hear when I turn on sports talk is Ed Obradovich bitching about Cutler.

Why? Why are peoples' memories so short. JUST LAST WEEK YOU SAW WHAT QB HELL LOOKS LIKE! This dumb city deserves the never ending QB carousel.

Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?
Edit: Wrong thread.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Imagine dating this human being.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

NC-17 posted:

Imagine dating this human being.

In rural alaska you take whatever has legs and wont eat your kayak.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

THIS IS NOT THE FACE OF MERCY

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bip Roberts posted:

In rural alaska you take whatever has legs and wont eat your kayak.

confirmed

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Pernell McPhee balls, y'all. Defense is not the dumpster fire GB and Clausen starting made them look.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







doink

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
1-15 Watch: Lolphins

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Lions, you're our only hope

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

aren't the lions 0-3 and facing the seahawks tommorrow


e: ^^^^^ what he said

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Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!
All is not lost http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=DET

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