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# ? Oct 5, 2015 18:42 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 17:40 |
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Hold on I'm still working on the number of colored copies.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 23:37 |
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"Look, I know we had fun that one night but I'm clean. Maybe you should ask one of your other male companions you whore #angry"
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 02:06 |
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What's even the point of those stdh, "ha ha enjoy the diseased whooooooore that left me!"?
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 02:11 |
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Xen Tricks posted:What's even the point of those stdh, "ha ha enjoy the diseased whooooooore that left me!"? Basically, "Enjoy your AIDS " Even when the punchline isn't aids, it comes down to "you may have gotten the girl/guy, but I'm the winner in the end"
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 02:15 |
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Xen Tricks posted:What's even the point of those stdh, "ha ha enjoy the diseased whooooooore that left me!"? Revenge fantasies for people that have never even been in a relationship to begin with
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 02:16 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Basically, "Enjoy your AIDS " "... I mean, I have HIV too, but I somehow win anyway haha *coughing fit with blood*"
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 02:26 |
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You never hear an STDH story about a really chill break up where you both realize you kind of want to gently caress other people, except one of you is really really into black people, and the other one doesn't want to wear blackface anymore, because yeah it's a little racist, jesus loving christ yes that is as big as it's going to get why do you always ask if its bigger just accept the size of the sausage and move on im sorry im not one of your swarthy bodice ripper boyfriends you goddamn whore
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 02:31 |
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Mr. Belpit posted:"... I mean, I have HIV too, but I somehow win anyway haha *coughing fit with blood*" It's dumb as gently caress, too. A woman having unprotected sex with an infected partner in the first world has a 0.08% chance of getting HIV, and her next partner in turn is looking at 0.04%. So congrats on your AIDS, retard. I'm feeling pretty good over here with my one in three million chance of being in the same boat as you. See you in hell. Turtlicious posted:You never hear an STDH story about a really chill break up where you both realize you kind of want to gently caress other people, except one of you is really really into black people, and the other one doesn't want to wear blackface anymore, because yeah it's a little racist, jesus loving christ yes that is as big as it's going to get why do you always ask if its bigger just accept the size of the sausage and move on im sorry im not one of your swarthy bodice ripper boyfriends you goddamn whore This was a good post.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:00 |
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walrusman posted:A woman having unprotected sex with an infected partner in the first world has a 0.08% chance of getting HIV Really?
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:08 |
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goose fleet posted:Really? Well, its .08 per sexual encounter.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:17 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Basically, "Enjoy your AIDS " STDH: Sexually Transmitted Disease, Hore!
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:35 |
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Dienes posted:Well, its .08 per sexual encounter. That seems like such a low chance for something that seemed to spread so rapidly
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:38 |
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Turtlicious posted:You never hear an STDH story about a really chill break up where you both realize you kind of want to gently caress other people, except one of you is really really into black people, and the other one doesn't want to wear blackface anymore, because yeah it's a little racist, jesus loving christ yes that is as big as it's going to get why do you always ask if its bigger just accept the size of the sausage and move on im sorry im not one of your swarthy bodice ripper boyfriends you goddamn whore You write a book about this and you'll be a millionaire. Or don't and I will steal the idea and become a millionaire. Up to you.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:45 |
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goose fleet posted:That seems like such a low chance for something that seemed to spread so rapidly It's very low for consensual PIV intercourse between adults. Not so low in other cases.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:57 |
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To me, this read like he was going to say something like "I really love you" and he changed it to "I have HIV" to get some sympathy. It could also be that it's like "I have HIV and I have no one else to talk to". I've called an ex after a near death experience and it was right after that conversation that it finally snapped in my head that we weren't ever going to get back together. I guess I read it like it wasn't as malicious and lovely as it probably actually is meant to be.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 04:11 |
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What even is jokes
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 04:16 |
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Danger Mahoney posted:It's very low for consensual PIV intercourse between adults. Not so low in other cases. Exactly. I got my figures from here, figured they were good enough to make my point/joke: http://www.poz.com/pdfs/P04-14p53.risk_transmission.pdf Don't let uncircumcised dudes cum in your rear end.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 04:23 |
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Behind closed ovens on Jezebel.com:Sam Lin posted:
Diana Trayan posted:
Aaron Kitteridge posted:
Jasmine Laviolette posted:
Craig Ballantine posted:
Candace Creeland posted:
Jenna Crane posted:
Erica Ogando posted:
Annie Overton posted:
Matt Parker posted:
Nathan Tragan posted:
out of all of this poo poo that didn't happen, this following part not only didn't happen the most, but the submitter must wonder why people he has never met before will occasionally just punch him while passing him in the street. Jackson Niles posted:
James Slatin posted:
Cara Sloane posted:
Norman Minear posted:
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 07:24 |
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I'd be willing to bet that that "editor's note" in the queso one was added by the original writer, just to add "see, other people think i'm funny!" credibility. I've seen it a couple times in the stories posted the past few pages and the "THIS SENTENCE!!!" thing is never actually funny, it's just a stupid pop culture, or in this case video game, reference. I also liked the "fish that swim" one. It's like the author thinks if they repeat the "fish that swim" thing enough times we'll also start blinking furiously and laughing. I hate all of these people.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 08:42 |
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If the fish and chips tale was in Britain and involved those two as American Tourists I could see that scenario taking place, you'd still have to be pretty dense either way though, as chips (here) are fries just thicker.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 09:27 |
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Raaaagh I want to punch queso story guy so hard. "look at these uncivilised poors from the countryside, such turds " Also the editor notes are always loving poo poo and I chose to believe the guy just inserts random comments in random places because he can't loving bear to read all this bullshit day in day out.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 09:31 |
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Christ, what an rear end in a top hat. My favourites of these are when people ask legitimate questions or just have a brain fart and phrase it the wrong way, and the waiter has to be a patronising git about it (and then write all about what a loving turd they had to serve on the internet). Like the pineapple guacamole thing: I know I can't tell what the person really asked and what they meant, but it sounds like they're asking a fairly simple "Is this regular avo guacamole, with pineapple, or is it some kind of not-guacamole which uses pineapple instead of avo?" I mean, using pineapple instead of avo and still calling it guacamole seems like a stupid idea but I've seen stupider things at restaurants. (I've also served poo poo which is described in shittier ways.) And the "is this real fish?????" one, it sounds like they're trying to ask if it's like a regular nice bit of cooked fish, or if it's some crumbed/breaded/battered pre-processed thing. I always love how crazy classist these people are too. Wouldn't fit in at Jezebel.com otherwise, to be honest. Also, grilled cheese on chips sounds disgusting and I'm going to assume the writer of that one is a bad person just for ordering it.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 12:24 |
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What I find most disturbing is that a couple of those stories mention things like "The lady, pauses a beat" or "After several beats". We're all used to our STDH heroes doing things without skipping a beat, but now the editors are replacing (or adding to) words like "pause" or "moment" with "beat", seemingly to induce a reversed response- look at these morons with their beat-inducing stupidity!
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 13:37 |
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Judge Tesla posted:as chips (here) are fries just thicker. We have those too. We just also call them fries. 'Merica.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 13:53 |
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Squalitude posted:What I find most disturbing is that a couple of those stories mention things like "The lady, pauses a beat" or "After several beats". We're all used to our STDH heroes doing things without skipping a beat, but now the editors are replacing (or adding to) words like "pause" or "moment" with "beat", seemingly to induce a reversed response- look at these morons with their beat-inducing stupidity! I blame TV Tropes, as I do for most of the overwrought writing style that you get on Tumblr et. al.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 13:53 |
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Manly.quote:A Personal Lack Of Gun Control
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 14:21 |
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Manager of a gun store aims handgun and fires it indoors. Everyone is able to hear, nobody is annoyed at the sudden intense noise, and the manager of the store who blindly fired a gun through at window 'at a target range' ignoring all safety requirements in the meantime.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:24 |
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Jeez, if you're gonna write that story, at least just have him fire a round in the ceiling.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:48 |
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ah yes, the deep technical know-how required to know about a chambered bullet.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:50 |
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That's... exactly the opposite of the point of the story. They're not saying that knowing about a chambered bullet is deep expertise, but rather basic knowledge.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 16:15 |
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"I'm too safety-conscious to handle this possibly loaded gun you haven't cleared. To prove how safety-conscious I am I will take it from you and discharge it out of this window, from inside an enclosed space; at a 'target range', but from well behind the firing line. This definitely happened."
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:25 |
realtalk this could be 100% true i met some really fuckin weird people when i was at the gun range
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:31 |
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Everyone who ever worked a gunstore has been muzzle swept by a loaded firearm. I have yet to meet the exception. The "shooting it inside the store" bit is fake and dumb though
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:34 |
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jodai posted:To me, this read like he was going to say something like "I really love you" and he changed it to "I have HIV" to get some sympathy. It could also be that it's like "I have HIV and I have no one else to talk to". I've called an ex after a near death experience and it was right after that conversation that it finally snapped in my head that we weren't ever going to get back together. I guess I read it like it wasn't as malicious and lovely as it probably actually is meant to be. I think it's more that the Ex was annoyed by the new BF's bullshit and changed whatever he was going to say to "I have HIV" so they would would have fun waiting for their own tests to come back. Less sympathy seeking and more being a dick to a dick.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 18:36 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I blame TV Tropes, as I do for most of the overwrought writing style that you get on Tumblr et. al. Many restaurants, especially corporate ones, have managers that are more preoccupied with the exact words that come out of the mouths of their staff than the functioning of the restaurant. These are the same places that give you scripts to recite from when serving tables, instead of allowing you to explain things in a functional way. "You're not allowed to say no," is one I've had to work under a few times, and the staff, then, when dealing with a situation like the 'real fish' one has to choose between following the script and satisfying the customer. The server, then, instead of thinking, "I'm being unintelligible but I have to," thinks, "Look at these morons!" because the second allows them to feel smug and superior, and they don't have to see that many of these rules are stupid and only out there because someone from corporate finally got around to reading "How to Win Friends and Influence People" or whatever "Business Secrets of the Pharoahs" psych-lite book is out.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 18:48 |
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Is it normal to have warnings stamped on the side of guns? You'd think they'd be incredibly small and hard to read. I don't know why that stuck out at me the most.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 18:58 |
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hyperhazard posted:Is it normal to have warnings stamped on the side of guns? You'd think they'd be incredibly small and hard to read. My sister's Ruger LC9 9mm has a little tab that pops up on top to let you know a round is chambered, but I'm not sure about warning labels. Might not be a bad idea, honestly.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 19:02 |
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hyperhazard posted:Is it normal to have warnings stamped on the side of guns? You'd think they'd be incredibly small and hard to read. A lot of newer guns have lawyer warnings on them, and things like "Read the manual before operating" or some such. It's mostly by which company produced the gun in question, and when. It can't hurt (apart from making it look dumb) but it's not like the sort of person that does stupid poo poo with gun is going to not do said stupid poo poo because of a warning on it though.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 19:13 |
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hyperhazard posted:Is it normal to have warnings stamped on the side of guns? You'd think they'd be incredibly small and hard to read. You can find that on newer guns, yes. I know I had a modern rifle with a warning on the side, and I want to say I've had a couple of handguns that did as well.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:01 |