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Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Skoll posted:

Gary Oldman is too embarrassed to have S42 on his imdb.

Hopefully he's reprising his role as Zorg.

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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

grimcreaper posted:

I challenge you to 1 vs 1 HONORABLE combat. (prepares sino)

I don't know what any of that means, I am a dirty blobber you see.

Whittle
Sep 18, 2011

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

That's pretty damning. I wonder if they'll ever be able to verify that video enough to share it.
Being a follow of Christ, I'd like to think that its all just noise :catholic:

Having said that, if this goes to court and the allegations turn out to be true and CIG loses, then I'll buy my first Derek Smart game that very same day!

Not that I've been researching or anything, but, it'll probably be "Universal Combat CE - The Lyrius Conflict"

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Szcwczuk posted:

Yeah but 20k on that espresso machine is well worth it. Have you ever had coffee from that thing it's better then crack rocks.

20k espresso machine that is costing 5k to install

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

WhyteRyce posted:

13 Octopodes paid for that cappuccino machine
Can we get conversions to burgers, Seraphs, and Octopodes in the future?

Solvency
Apr 28, 2008

Trade, sir! Discover it! This is you, this is a clue. Get a clue, discover trade!

quote:

In fact, the “evidence” you have provided is comprised exclusively of
information and facts that are (1) within the public domain and (2) placed there by your clients.
Your clients cannot, therefore, pursue a cause of action for "stalking" based on information and
facts that they, themselves, have posted online

I love a legal smackdown.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Whittle posted:

Having said that, if this goes to court and the allegations turn out to be true and CIG loses, then I'll buy my first Derek Smart game that very same day!
Yes the best way to make fun of people throwing money at stupid things is to do it yourself

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



At least Roberts was smart enough to spend $20k on an actual cappuccino machine and not a jpeg and a promise of a great cappuccino machine in the future.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Whittle posted:

Having said that, if this goes to court

derek smart is literally internet famous for threatening lawsuits that never actually happen

i mean, i'd love to see it too but don't get your hopes up

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Derek smart is having the best time of his life since usenet 1999, he's already been abundantly reimbursed for this whole episode. And he's a multimillionaire doctor with, heh, more than one property

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Kimsemus posted:

I suppose the con will also be an easy litmus test to see whether or not Dr. Smart makes true allegations. If everything he said about the con (citcon, not SC) is true, to me it goes some ways in making his entire platform more believable.

The not-cultists at Reddit are arguing that all of this is pretty obvious stuff. I'm inclined to disagree, as the introduction voiced over by Gary Oldman is pretty specific and the only time Oldman has been mentioned anywhere in the SC reddit was in this rumor leak. The other three (Star Marine footage, multicrew footage, and the cast reveal) aren't exactly hard to predict though.

What Smart really needs is something damning and obvious to prove his authenticity, like the name of the ship being revealed.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

thatguy posted:

Can we get conversions to burgers, Seraphs, and Octopodes in the future?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

The not-cultists at Reddit are arguing that all of this is pretty obvious stuff. I'm inclined to disagree, as the introduction voiced over by Gary Oldman is pretty specific and the only time Oldman has been mentioned anywhere in the SC reddit was in this rumor leak. The other three (Star Marine footage, multicrew footage, and the cast reveal) aren't exactly hard to predict though.

What Smart really needs is something damning and obvious to prove his authenticity, like the name of the ship being revealed.

you should let the guy you quoted into goonrathi

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

The not-cultists at Reddit are arguing that all of this is pretty obvious stuff. I'm inclined to disagree, as the introduction voiced over by Gary Oldman is pretty specific and the only time Oldman has been mentioned anywhere in the SC reddit was in this rumor leak. The other three (Star Marine footage, multicrew footage, and the cast reveal) aren't exactly hard to predict though.

What Smart really needs is something damning and obvious to prove his authenticity, like the name of the ship being revealed.

all those actors will not be cheap and hiring big name actors contribute precisely zero to making a functional game to boot

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



Chafey posted:

Wow, thanks to this thread, I found out Universal Combat is free on steam!!

True story I actually paid real money for that once years ago. I think it was on a bargain bin at Best Buy and I was bored and thought the box art looked like a fun game.

:ssh: It was not

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Dusty Lens posted:

Hopefully he's reprising his role as Zorg.

Now take this $90 million dollar kickstarter. Here it is, peaceful, serene... boring. But if it is destroyed?

Look at all these little jpegs! So shiny, so expensive. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of whales and concept art. Now think about all those backers who donated, hundreds of people who won't be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up dreaming about spaceship games too!

Thus, adding to the great cocaine pile of life.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

drat Dirty Ape posted:

True story I actually paid real money for that once years ago. I think it was on a bargain bin at Best Buy and I was bored and thought the box art looked like a fun game.

:ssh: It was not

still more of a game than sc.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

The not-cultists at Reddit are arguing that all of this is pretty obvious stuff. I'm inclined to disagree, as the introduction voiced over by Gary Oldman is pretty specific and the only time Oldman has been mentioned anywhere in the SC reddit was in this rumor leak. The other three (Star Marine footage, multicrew footage, and the cast reveal) aren't exactly hard to predict though.

What Smart really needs is something damning and obvious to prove his authenticity, like the name of the ship being revealed.

So in your opinion, how much veracity does Dr. Smart possess at this point? Do you believe the points he made are valid? You're probably the best goon to answer this, IMO. What's your take?

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

The not-cultists at Reddit are arguing that all of this is pretty obvious stuff. I'm inclined to disagree, as the introduction voiced over by Gary Oldman is pretty specific and the only time Oldman has been mentioned anywhere in the SC reddit was in this rumor leak. The other three (Star Marine footage, multicrew footage, and the cast reveal) aren't exactly hard to predict though.

What Smart really needs is something damning and obvious to prove his authenticity, like the name of the ship being revealed.

Or a photo of alleged cappuccino machine. The fact that something like this could leak out would make CIG extremely paranoid (searching for moles inside etc).

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

The not-cultists at Reddit are arguing that all of this is pretty obvious stuff. I'm inclined to disagree, as the introduction voiced over by Gary Oldman is pretty specific and the only time Oldman has been mentioned anywhere in the SC reddit was in this rumor leak. The other three (Star Marine footage, multicrew footage, and the cast reveal) aren't exactly hard to predict though.

What Smart really needs is something damning and obvious to prove his authenticity, like the name of the ship being revealed.

Gary Oldman was also in the leaked SQ42 intro Level, as can be seen here 17secs in (Spoiler). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAz-vQ8MJZk There were quite some people speculating that it was simply a stand-in for him. But that stuff leaked mainly via 4Chan, surely someone cross-posting there.

sorla78 fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Oct 6, 2015

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
20k coffee machine

20k

Jesus gently caress

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I believe everything Derek Smart says on principle because he is a godly man who is doing the needful.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Agrajag posted:

all those actors will not be cheap and hiring big name actors contribute precisely zero to making a functional game to boot
They hired Imaginarium the same year George "I have no idea how I made all this money" Lucas and Marvel "literally every loving movie at the cinema this year is one of ours" Studios did, that can't have been even remotely cheap.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

theultimo posted:

20k coffee machine

20k

Jesus gently caress

um excuse me, it's a cappuccino machine

you dont just have regular coffee during a 40 hour coke and muff shaving binge.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Unfunny Poster posted:

I don't know what any of that means, I am a dirty blobber you see.

I played Eve for a short time and was a tackler for DBRB's groups. One of the few REALLY hilarious things that ever happened in eve, DBRB would go to random people and offer to do "1 vs 1 Honorable Combat" duels and then pop a sino which would allow massive ships to warp in to that exact spot. Was always fun to see the poor guy start up the "duel" and get a few shots in, then try and run as the sino started to go off and he knew something big was coming. All of the sudden there would be 75+ goons swarming this one guy. They always made sure to kill the escape pod to boot, which was usually pretty mean.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



tooterfish posted:

They hired Imaginarium the same year George "I have no idea how I made all this money" Lucas and Marvel "literally every loving movie at the cinema this year is one of ours" Studios did, that can't have been even remotely cheap.

In the Imaginarium Star Citizen is a released game with every feature CIG ever promised.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Romes128 posted:

um excuse me, it's a cappuccino machine

you dont just have regular coffee during a 40 hour coke and muff shaving binge.

espresso machine

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



Romes128 posted:

um excuse me, it's a cappuccino machine

you dont just have regular coffee during a 40 hour coke and muff shaving binge.

Yeah really. The coffee machine was the $5k package and didn't even come with lifetime insurance.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

theultimo posted:

20k coffee machine

20k

Jesus gently caress

Well maybe it is because it sits in the cafeteria and serves I dunno 100-150 cups a day. I guess those machines are expensive.

But who am I kidding.

Edit: Actually I am not surprised. I used to job at a patent lawyers, they bought lamps for 11k a pop (fugly as hell, too).
Some people have no sense for money.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i need to see a jpg of the espresso machine before i back this

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!
Also here is the transcript of a page out of the SQ42 script, which reads like the usual Chris Roberts kitsch.

quote:

Foundry 42, Squadron 42 script, transcript:

CAMERA SHAKES from a massive explosion. It’s like we’re in a different world. A massive Vanduul fleet screams toward us. UEE and Vanduul ships trade body blows over the planet of Vega II. FIGHTERS from both sides tumble trough space unleashing weapon fire on each other.
CAMERA races and weaves through the dozens of mini-battles toward the encroaching line of Vanduul capital ships. CAMERA pushes towards the bridge of the Vanduul FLAGSHIP.

INT. VANDUUL FLAGSHIP – BRIDGE – CONTINUOUS – CINEMATIC

The bridge of the Vanduul FLAGSHIP is not the expected dark, dank, violent, sweaty evil-looking place. It’s almost frighteningly calm and serene. The DECK CREW seem unaffected by the panoramic destruction on their screens.
The OCCURI (leader of the Clan) watches impassively. He is massive, even by Vanduul standards. And bears scars from multiple battles. He directs the movement of his fleet from his main console while his THUL-OCCURI (second in command), a wiry Vanduul in ground-assault armor, watches on.
The CAMERA sweeps out of the bridge…

EXT. SPACE – CONTINUOUS – CINEMATIC

The flagship’s cannons focus and fire simultaneously. CAMERA TRACKS along with the bolts to witness the incineration of any smaller ships (Human or Vanduul) that happen to cross their path.

EXT. UEES DEFIANCE

The massive laser shots arc to the UEES Defiance, one of the largest carriers and focal point of the UEE line.
Shields suddenly flare up to absorb Vanduul shots.
CAMERA keeps pushing toward the bridge.

INT. DEFIANCE – BRIDGE – CONTINUOUS

The bridge of the Defiance shudders. OFFICERS and CREW race around to keep up with the battle they are directing.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Vanduul clan leaders are called OCCURI
Vanduul clan second in commands are called THUL-OCCURI
Vanduul ship interiors are clean calm and serene

UEES Carrier DEFIANCE is regarded as "one of the largest carriers" So might this not be a Bengal class? Or are there only a few Bengal class carriers and are the rest escort carriers?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
ITS ESPRESSO YOU FUCKS. ESPRESSO!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

sorla78 posted:

Also here is the transcript of a page out of the SQ42 script, which reads like the usual Chris Roberts kitsch.

that is just, awful

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
caramel macchiato

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

tooterfish posted:

They hired Imaginarium the same year George "I have no idea how I made all this money" Lucas and Marvel "literally every loving movie at the cinema this year is one of ours" Studios did, that can't have been even remotely cheap.

Regarding this, a question.

I remember that one of the stretch goals was to purchase/start a mocap studio for SC. If I remember correctly, CIG wanted to shoot sq42 in it. The bought the equipment, and leased a studio, right?

Then they went to Imaginarium to shoot sq42.

What happened to their own mocap studio :question:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Hopper posted:

Well maybe it is because it sits in the cafeteria and serves I dunno 100-150 cups a day. I guess those machines are expensive.

But who am I kidding.

Edit: Actually I am not surprised. I used to job at a patent lawyers, they bought lamps for 11k a pop (fugly as hell, too).
Some people have no sense for money.

The point is they used backer money to buy it you dolt

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

grimcreaper posted:

I played Eve for a short time and was a tackler for DBRB's groups. One of the few REALLY hilarious things that ever happened in eve, DBRB would go to random people and offer to do "1 vs 1 Honorable Combat" duels and then pop a sino which would allow massive ships to warp in to that exact spot. Was always fun to see the poor guy start up the "duel" and get a few shots in, then try and run as the sino started to go off and he knew something big was coming. All of the sudden there would be 75+ goons swarming this one guy. They always made sure to kill the escape pod to boot, which was usually pretty mean.

I know, I was being sarcastic. I play EVE and the group I'm in is regularly bitched at for dropping tons of poo poo on people. :smith:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Dante80 posted:

Regarding this, a question.

I remember that one of the stretch goals was to purchase/start a mocap studio for SC. If I remember correctly, CIG wanted to shoot sq42 in it. The bought the equipment, and leased a studio, right?

Then they went to Imaginarium to shoot sq42.

What happened to their own mocap studio :question:

they didn't know how to use the equipment?

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
No Americano, no sale

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The Saddest Robot
Apr 17, 2007
In typical DSmart fashion it was just a lot of noise and hot air. Not much new was released except that they supposedly have a super crazy expensive coffee machine.

It was well written though, which is different.

He calls the $90 mil public money. I don't think that's right. It's not public money in the same sense that taxes would be. Crowdfunding would be interesting if they had the same accountability as any organization which accepts govt/tax money.

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