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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

NotJesus posted:

Or, even better, use the third dimension :)



:golfclap: Chapeau!

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Smoothrich posted:

I see him like a Cato who was overly principled in a world he felt was rife with hypocrisy to the point of bringing great shame upon himself.

Cato was kind of a big old hypocrite himself, who was mostly pissed all those new men were entering politics, and doing better at it than he was.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

NotJesus posted:

Possible; he is also guilty of being white.

EDIT: But a major, yooge threat.

Trump's a person, just like you, but he's got better things to do...

Like redefining campaign logic:



http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/donald-trump-not-spending-campaign-money

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Smoothrich posted:

I read one of Ben Carson's books recently and he reads like an articulate, deep-thinking, compassionate guy with lots of intelligence and many anecdotes drawn from his life story to spin into examples of principled leadership and traditional family values. I disagree with him on many things but its hard not to respect him.

Then you watch or listen to him television and he seems like a loving idiot lmao. Dude just is not media-savvy at all

His book also had an editor. You have no idea what the original drafts looked like. They could have been dogshit.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mr. mephistopheles posted:

His book also had an editor. You have no idea what the original drafts looked like. They could have been dogshit.

This is a really dumb point.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
I still am surprised Jindal supposedly spent the most in Iowa, because honestly, where'd he get the money?

Caros
May 14, 2008

Smoothrich posted:

I read one of Ben Carson's books recently and he reads like an articulate, deep-thinking, compassionate guy with lots of intelligence and many anecdotes drawn from his life story to spin into examples of principled leadership and traditional family values. I disagree with him on many things but its hard not to respect him.

Then you watch or listen to him television and he seems like a loving idiot lmao. Dude just is not media-savvy at all


Its not a secret that his brother died from alcoholism.

I thought you got banned for talking about the slavic master race in games? Best of luck with your new :tenbux: I suppose.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Chamale posted:

"I would probably have so many things on my agenda that I would go to the next one."

To me it sounds like he was saying that he would go to the next engagement on his agenda, not taking time out of his schedule to visit shooting victims. You'd have to really contort his words to think he meant the next mass shooting.

I didn't get that at all from it but watching it with your interpretation in mind, maybe.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"Kids shot, so what?" - Ben Carson

NotJesus
Jan 17, 2007

Montasque posted:

Trump's a person, just like you, but he's got better things to do...
Like redefining campaign logic:
Honestly, what would Trump even use more money for at this point? He gets more publicity for free than he could ever buy.

EDIT: And what is Clinton wasting 18 million dollars on already? Can you imagine donating to her and then seeing her spending that much money when she's pretty much guaranteed to win the primary?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Donald Trump defends his vocal support for eminent domain: ‘I think it’s a wonderful thing’

This is going to be repeated and repeated over and over. Trump is the evil developer from UP! who wanted to knock down that cute old man's balloon home.

NotJesus posted:

Honestly, what would Trump even use more money for at this point? He gets more publicity for free than he could ever buy.

Exactly, he doesn't need to buy ads, he's getting all the air time he could ever need. He can even use this as an attack against his opponents showing that he gets YOOOGE results with very little money spent. A true fiscal conservative!

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 202 days!

Josh Lyman posted:

Trump claims to have never smoked or drank. Is he secretly straight edge?

He has his own brand of vodka, so even if he isn't lying (ahahahah), he's still full of poo poo there.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
If Trump has never drank before, how can he know that Trump Brand Triple Distilled Vodka is the greatest Vodka on earth?!?

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Montasque posted:

Donald Trump defends his vocal support for eminent domain: ‘I think it’s a wonderful thing’

This is going to be repeated and repeated over and over. Trump is the evil developer from UP! who wanted to knock down that cute old man's balloon home.

Only the most hardcore libertarian is against eminent domain itself. Many more people hate it when it's used badly, like in Kelo, but the concept itself is pretty well entrenched in modern government. It's even allowed for in the Constitution. Furthermore, the old man in UP! literally attacked a guy trying to serve papers on him. That is never the appropriate response to a legal matter.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Baloogan posted:

This is a really dumb point.

Thanks for sharing.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Thanks for sharing.

just doing my part to point out that your post was notably retarded in a retarded thread in a retarded temporary subform.

carry on being useless

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

If Trump has never drank before, how can he know that Trump Brand Triple Distilled Vodka is the greatest Vodka on earth?!?

It has his name on it, how could it not be the best?

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Baloogan posted:

just doing my part to point out that your post was notably retarded in a retarded thread in a retarded temporary subform.

carry on being useless

His book that made him famous, Gifted Hands, was literally ghostwritten, not just punched up by an editor but completely written by a completely different person so maybe it's you that is the retard here

E: He was also found to have plagiarized bits in a later book from a website called socialismsucks.net so maybe the eloquent compassionate person that poster read a book by isn't actually the real Ben Carson and the fumbling idiot he has been in all his public appearances is maybe I don't know I'm not an expert forums poster

mr. mephistopheles fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Oct 7, 2015

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

If Trump has never drank before, how can he know that Trump Brand Triple Distilled Vodka is the greatest Vodka on earth?!?

Deduction from first principles.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

NotJesus posted:

Honestly, what would Trump even use more money for at this point? He gets more publicity for free than he could ever buy.

EDIT: And what is Clinton wasting 18 million dollars on already? Can you imagine donating to her and then seeing her spending that much money when she's pretty much guaranteed to win the primary?

Only spending 2 million shows that Trump isn't as serious as other leading candidates. Yes, he needs to spend far less on ads than anyone else, but most of the money spent is on infrastructure. Especially with Super PACs totally not coordinating ad buys. Most of that money is spent on campaign offices in the early primaries and beyond as well as paid staff and the cost of providing for volunteers.

Maybe Trump is just negotiating the gently caress out of everyone, getting people to build him web pages for $3 and work on his campaign for $9. It is more likely however that this is a symptom of the lack of a ground game that has been pointed to by many as to why Trump is going to have trouble turning his poll numbers into votes. Especially since he's paying for everything himself and is reported to be reticent to spend money. The article mentions that his team has a $350k budget for ballot access which he has yet to approve, for instance.

Smoothrich
Nov 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Caros posted:

I thought you got banned for talking about the slavic master race in games? Best of luck with your new :tenbux: I suppose.

Someone thought that Creative Assembly gave African and Russian factions bonus charge damage in a Total War game because Africans and Russians "don't understand technology" which I thought was legitimately racist, to project that kind of thinking on the intent of CA. Like they've never seen Rocky or watched UFC or anything where some monstrously strong Russian beats the poo poo out of everybody routinely.

Eastern Europeans dominate wrestling and weightlifting as an international sport, with the top athletes going undefeated in world competition for years. Aleksandr Karelin for example has like 900 wins and 2 losses in wrestling and people celebrated a miracle when an American heavyweight stopped him from his fourth straight Olympic gold medal in 2000. I was actually a (half Polish) wrestler in high school and was amazed at the lack of strength most people even bigger than me had when I never bothered weight training.

Is it really considered "racist" to talk about Slavs being strong? I feel that is almost.. intolerant of multiculturalism. Slavs were as much of a target in the Holocaust as Jews and I've been called a stupid polack more times than I can count by my fellow Americans.

So yes, I was banned off the Something Awful Forums for openly talking about my "race" when a bunch of (presumably not slavic) posters were speaking in generalizations about it. Boy that certainly taught me a lesson about racism!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Montasque posted:

Trump's a person, just like you, but he's got better things to do...

Like redefining campaign logic:



http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/donald-trump-not-spending-campaign-money

Two mil and one rear end in a top hat. Sounds about right.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Smoothrich posted:

Boy that certainly taught me a lesson about racism!

Well that's the main thing.

Caros
May 14, 2008

Smoothrich posted:

Someone thought that Creative Assembly gave African and Russian factions bonus charge damage in a Total War game because Africans and Russians "don't understand technology" which I thought was legitimately racist, to project that kind of thinking on the intent of CA. Like they've never seen Rocky or watched UFC or anything where some monstrously strong Russian beats the poo poo out of everybody routinely.

Eastern Europeans dominate wrestling and weightlifting as an international sport, with the top athletes going undefeated in world competition for years. Aleksandr Karelin for example has like 900 wins and 2 losses in wrestling and people celebrated a miracle when an American heavyweight stopped him from his fourth straight Olympic gold medal in 2000. I was actually a (half Polish) wrestler in high school and was amazed at the lack of strength most people even bigger than me had when I never bothered weight training.

Is it really considered "racist" to talk about Slavs being strong? I feel that is almost.. intolerant of multiculturalism. Slavs were as much of a target in the Holocaust as Jews and I've been called a stupid polack more times than I can count by my fellow Americans.

So yes, I was banned off the Something Awful Forums for openly talking about my "race" when a bunch of (presumably not slavic) posters were speaking in generalizations about it. Boy that certainly taught me a lesson about racism!

quote:

Show me any strength based world competition that slavs don't dominate or a marathon record not held by a Kenyan? Or just watch any American sport even. I'm Polish and apathetic towards sports but I always could sprint and swim faster, lift heavier weights, and do more pull ups than lovely weak white guy fitness spergs and athletes.

Even Hitler himself, the ultimate racist, admitted Slavs were the superior race right before shooting himself in the head.

Of course there are exceptions in any ethnic group, but you're ignorant and probably a bigoted racist if you don't acknowledge Africans and Slavs have superior genes for muscle fibers or something that express themselves in ways like owning at sports. Probably because Western Europeans practiced inbreeding for thousands of years. Which explains why most white people today suck so much at everything.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I feel like you're underselling it just a little bit.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

If Trump has never drank before, how can he know that Trump Brand Triple Distilled Vodka is the greatest Vodka on earth?!?

He hired a master distiller, told him to make the greatest vodka on earth, and had it taste-tested by vodka aficionados until they were satisfied that the distiller succeeded?

Smoothrich
Nov 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Caros posted:

I feel like you're underselling it just a little bit.

"Shut up, sit down, and tolerate my intolerance!"

NotJesus
Jan 17, 2007

Gyges posted:

Only spending 2 million shows that Trump isn't as serious as other leading candidates. Yes, he needs to spend far less on ads than anyone else, but most of the money spent is on infrastructure. Especially with Super PACs totally not coordinating ad buys. Most of that money is spent on campaign offices in the early primaries and beyond as well as paid staff and the cost of providing for volunteers.
Thanks for the reply. I guess I have a hard time even picturing what $18,000,000 can buy these days.
But yeah, we'll see if this comes back to bite him in the rear end later.

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another

Caros posted:

I feel like you're underselling it just a little bit.

Would be curious to know what bonuses Smoothrich would assign to Spanish/Portugese factions. Possibly a penalty to enemy morale due to all the Latino dance parties?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

+3 to cha most likely

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

NotJesus posted:

Or, even better, use the third dimension :)



You're making me cry

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Smoothrich posted:

Someone thought that Creative Assembly gave African and Russian factions bonus charge damage in a Total War game because Africans and Russians "don't understand technology" which I thought was legitimately racist, to project that kind of thinking on the intent of CA. Like they've never seen Rocky or watched UFC or anything where some monstrously strong Russian beats the poo poo out of everybody routinely.

Eastern Europeans dominate wrestling and weightlifting as an international sport, with the top athletes going undefeated in world competition for years. Aleksandr Karelin for example has like 900 wins and 2 losses in wrestling and people celebrated a miracle when an American heavyweight stopped him from his fourth straight Olympic gold medal in 2000. I was actually a (half Polish) wrestler in high school and was amazed at the lack of strength most people even bigger than me had when I never bothered weight training.

Is it really considered "racist" to talk about Slavs being strong? I feel that is almost.. intolerant of multiculturalism. Slavs were as much of a target in the Holocaust as Jews and I've been called a stupid polack more times than I can count by my fellow Americans.

So yes, I was banned off the Something Awful Forums for openly talking about my "race" when a bunch of (presumably not slavic) posters were speaking in generalizations about it. Boy that certainly taught me a lesson about racism!

Wanna frame this post.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Cicadalek posted:

Would be curious to know what bonuses Smoothrich would assign to Spanish/Portugese factions. Possibly a penalty to enemy morale due to all the Latino dance parties?

Probably a bonus to morale because they're so fun loving. Those bastards :argh:

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Cicadalek posted:

Would be curious to know what bonuses Smoothrich would assign to Spanish/Portugese factions. Possibly a penalty to enemy morale due to all the Latino dance parties?

Access to the Rapist and Murderer prestige classes, racial feat of Siesta 1x per day, can take over the class of any Anglo player character, displacing that PC from the game.

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
Please tell me that Jindal's comments are going to completely tank him. His comments are probably one of the most ridiculously callous things I've ever heard a politician say, holy gently caress.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Sono posted:

He hired a master distiller, told him to make the greatest vodka on earth, and had it taste-tested by vodka aficionados until they were satisfied that the distiller succeeded?

Sounds pretty darn unlikely to me.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

discoukulele posted:

Please tell me that Jindal's comments are going to completely tank him. His comments are probably one of the most ridiculously callous things I've ever heard a politician say, holy gently caress.

He'll get points for 'telling it like it is.' Plus it's rare that you get a chance to rail against single parent families and not be called out as a racist, so you have to take it where you can get it.

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010

discoukulele posted:

Please tell me that Jindal's comments are going to completely tank him. His comments are probably one of the most ridiculously callous things I've ever heard a politician say, holy gently caress.

The issue is he's done tanking. He's tanked. He's trying to steer the Titanic straight into an iceberg, but it's already sitting on the ocean floor.

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

Morrow posted:

The issue is he's done tanking. He's tanked. He's trying to steer the Titanic straight into an iceberg, but it's already sitting on the ocean floor.
He is ahead of the pack, man:

RCP Nationwide Polling Average posted:

Bobby Jindal (0.5 percent), Rick Santorum (0.4 percent), Lindsey Graham (0.3 percent), George Pataki (0.3 percent), and Jim Gilmore (who isn't even listed on the Real Clear Politics poll-tracking page).

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Morrow posted:

The issue is he's done tanking. He's tanked. He's trying to steer the Titanic straight into an iceberg, but it's already sitting on the ocean floor.

Basically this. He might as well swing for the fences and hope something connects.

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

sullat posted:

Only the most hardcore libertarian is against eminent domain itself. Many more people hate it when it's used badly, like in Kelo, but the concept itself is pretty well entrenched in modern government. It's even allowed for in the Constitution. Furthermore, the old man in UP! literally attacked a guy trying to serve papers on him. That is never the appropriate response to a legal matter.

Trump used ED for a casino not public use. The chatter on the usual suspect right-wing sites is that Trump flubbed this one, but it wont kill him.

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