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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh good, another "I will harass you into loving me" storyline.

I hope this one ends with Ian driving off a cliff.

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Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

RandomFerret posted:

Ballard Street


I really want to know where he wears the ones with the spiked toes and bike horns.

Church

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane

Typical Amos. He just can't resist whipping out his organ whenever he sees gams.



Pibgorn

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic


I wonder why the murderous kidnapping pirate lady isn't more concerned about informing Diana's next of kin about her fate.


Radio Patrol


Ghosts and stuff... :ohdear:


Rip Kirby is a repeat for some reason!


Big Ben Bolt

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Fearless Fosdick







And a treat for R Ubbish, 'Elpful 'Enery:

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

RandomFerret posted:

Rafer Frost is definitely voiced by Mark Hamill. Yep yep yep yep yep.

Something about the writing made me immediately read Rafer's lines in the voice of Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog even though I haven't seen that show in over a decade.

OtherworldlyInvader
Feb 10, 2005

The X-COM project did not deliver the universe's ultimate cup of coffee. You have failed to save the Earth.


Newspaper Mickey Mouse (1935-1936):



Remember kids, never do dry-cleaning at home with gasoline, always take your clothes to a respectable dry-cleaner!

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Dr. Vulter's plan would be foolproof if only he followed OSHA regs on fuel storage!

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician



The Phantom

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician



:regd08:

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Classic Dilbert



OtherworldlyInvader
Feb 10, 2005

The X-COM project did not deliver the universe's ultimate cup of coffee. You have failed to save the Earth.


Green Intern posted:

Dr. Vulter's plan would be foolproof if only he followed OSHA regs on fuel storage!

Too bad it won't be founded for another 35 years!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban's Cats



9 Chickweed Lane 10/6/2004



Zits



Kevin & Kell





Just stop texting him altogether if it bugs you?

Mark Trail



And, for whoever called the Moray Eel, here's your cigar!

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set doesn't like to wait.


Working Daze continues to reference Current Nerd Thing.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix knows words can hurt.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine


Pickles


Pros & Cons

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Today in Bloom County 2015, oh, I dunno...



Skippy (August 7, 1928)



Peanuts (October 8, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



The phrase she really wants to use is "last fuckable day", but good luck getting that in a family paper.

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (January 13-14, 1928)





For those of you who have been sweating over Thimble Theater's pacing for the past couple of weeks, today's your lucky day. (April 24, 1929)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:

For those of you who have been sweating over Thimble Theater's pacing for the past couple of weeks, today's your lucky day. (April 24, 1929)



The crushing ennui and anxiety the Oyls are feeling must be serious indeed, if they can't notice Popeye being held at gunpoint 10 feet away.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



The phrase she really wants to use is "last fuckable day", but good luck getting that in a family paper.

I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what's the age difference between these two?

Also, weren't they sort-of-related? Or am I thinking of different miserable characters?

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Evil Mastermind posted:

I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what's the age difference between these two?

Also, weren't they sort-of-related? Or am I thinking of different miserable characters?

Unless we got bumped ahead further than I thought we had, Cindy's on the downslope of her 40s like all the rest of her classmates. We don't know Mason's age, but he's been presented as a young Hollywood stud from day one.

And to advertise how dead inside I am, I didn't have to think about this next answer for long: You're most definitely thinking about a different couple, and it turned out they weren't related either.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Someone's been reading their Hardy.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





I was going to post the clip of this same scenario from Mr. T's motivational video, Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool, but I can't find it on its own on youtube. Feel free to watch the entire thing yourselves, it's worth at least one viewing. I'm not going to do it myself, because it is no longer the 80s and I have more than one tape for my VCR now. Inflammatory Language Comix.

Pooch Café


Before anybody asks, that isn't an offensive word in Canada. We say 'interval' in casual conversation, it's cool.

Ballard Street


That isn't constructive right now, dear.

The Creeps


Wait, no, this is my favourite The Creeps.

Lost Side of Suburbia


Like I said before.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



And they posted the missing Saturday, if you were wondering how he got out of the alley after apparently being shot down:



Apartment 3-G



Tommie, don't you think you should call them instead of sending a stranger to their home to tell them about this?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Has she told him what's going on yet? I thought she just spent half an hour dancing around the topic.

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Johnny Walker posted:


Apartment 3-G



Tommie, don't you think you should call them instead of sending a stranger to their home to tell them about this?

"Margo's parents need to hear about something like this from somebody they can trust, like a stranger they thought had died years ago."

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

RandomFerret posted:

Lost Side of Suburbia


Like I said before.

Was that last parenthetical necessary?

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
I think every Mary Worth sentence ends with (now get the gently caress out of my house)

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Green Intern posted:

Was that last parenthetical necessary?

It indicates he's known where they are all along, and was just toying with them while pretending to look elsewhere.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

RandomFerret posted:

Lost Side of Suburbia


Like I said before.

Thanks for posting these.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Green Intern posted:

Was that last parenthetical necessary?
Technically, they never are.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Fearless Fosdick








'Elpful 'Enery

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


I hope it's somebody horrible!


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth


I love you, Sally Forth. :allears:


The Heart of Juliet Jones

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Back To B.C.





Pogo (October 7-8, 1957)





Peanuts: Year Three (June 4-7, 1953)







Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Julet Esqu posted:

Luann


I hope it's somebody horrible!
I hope it's Tiffany and she does a great job while Luann just constantly complains about her. Or it's TJ and he burns the place down for the insurance.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


"Don't go there!"

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Let's see how much a character can change over three years



Out Our Way
January 20, 1925

Jan 18, 1926

Jan 14, 1927

Jan 6, 1928




Nancy
Dec 6, 2012:

August 18, 2013

August 18, 2014

Aug 25, 2015


Sept 26, 2015

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Tunicate posted:

Sept 26, 2015


God that's bad. :suicide:

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Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

What an awesome stage show, where the actors face away from the audience while delivering ostensibly hilarious lines!

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