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Oh god is he seriously going to whine about those kinda lame punishments (although I get the feeling we never get the whole story on those) but just eagerly eat up that Ahmed is a Muslim sleeper agent puppeteered by his terrorist father?
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Oct 8, 2015 06:17
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loving FINALLY someone is brave enough to start a national conversation about magic rings and their various uncanny powers
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Oct 8, 2015 06:19
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Haha, he couldn't even stick to the pattern. "Yeah! But then, kid punished for...uhh, well, I guess he was handcuffed and detained by police, that is a little different from just 'punishment'...shoot, how can I salvage this" At least Barack awakes to save his chosen Musum brothers.
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Oct 8, 2015 06:37
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:loving FINALLY someone is brave enough to start a national conversation about magic rings and their various uncanny powers I think you'll find that the right to bear the One Ring is enshrined in the second amendment.
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Oct 8, 2015 06:48
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Lord_Ventnor posted:I think you'll find that the right to bear the One Ring is enshrined in the second amendment. A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, what has it got in its pocketses?
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Oct 8, 2015 07:22
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You know what? I'll sign off on this one for the simple fact that Tinsley didn't put Alarm Clock in quotations. It's still pretty loving dumb, but eh, small victories.
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Oct 8, 2015 07:25
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I think I got it: a wizened shaman walks to Tinsley's efficiency with a sheaf of prophecies and a gallon of ether. Tinsley makes full use of both before he falls into a stack of ink and paper. Later, an FBI sketch artist recreates what the author may or may not have intended based on the pattern of the sheets he stuck to the wall, the sprays of ink, and the irritated things he mumbles in his sleep.
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Oct 8, 2015 07:31
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Rorus Raz posted:Oh god is he seriously going to whine about those kinda lame punishments (although I get the feeling we never get the whole story on those) but just eagerly eat up that Ahmed is a Muslim sleeper agent puppeteered by his terrorist father? Going by the admittedly crappy sources on all those stories, they pretty much add up to kid with multiple disciplinary issues finally gets suspended. Granted, those multiple disciplinary issues could also be a bunch of bullshit infractions cooked up by authoritarian teachers and administrators, but it's still a far cry from 'teachers so anti-gun they suspend kid over pop-tart shaped like a gun.'
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Oct 8, 2015 07:33
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Rorus Raz posted:Oh god is he seriously going to whine about those kinda lame punishments (although I get the feeling we never get the whole story on those) but just eagerly eat up that Ahmed is a Muslim sleeper agent puppeteered by his terrorist father? The real story on the poptart/fingerbang stories were that the kids were basically obnoxious all the time, were being obnoxious during these incidents as well, and it was basically strike three. If I recall correctly.
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Oct 8, 2015 07:44
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:loving FINALLY someone is brave enough to start a national conversation about magic rings and their various uncanny powers Mordor Industries promises that they're totally safe and have no side effects. Sure, a few people have become formless wraiths, bound to the will of Sauron. Anything could have caused that, though!
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Oct 8, 2015 07:57
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Listen this is not the time to talk ring control. A lunatic hobbit and his friends just killed a bunch of Orcs in what can only be called a racially motivated attack. Frankly if those Orcs had magic rings of their own they could be alive today.
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Oct 8, 2015 08:01
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Why did you post a Latuff from 2010?
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Oct 8, 2015 08:02
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As much as I don't really like Latuff, his politics, or his cartoons... I'm digging the hell out of that Palestinian Weatherman. "And over here, you'll see an incoming front of Zionist oppressors. Today's going to be a rough one, so don't leave home without your sling!" 
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Oct 8, 2015 08:17
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gently caress I read it as a Palestinian wizard conjuring black clouds of stones to rain upon his enemies  I'm tired and I completely missed the giant loving "FORECAST" at the top.
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Oct 8, 2015 08:20
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Look, the Founding Fathers fought hard to receive nine rings for mortal men, doomed to die. I'm not going to disrespect that legacy.
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Oct 8, 2015 08:20
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And to think, Latuff was actually Brett Noel this whole time.
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Oct 8, 2015 08:21
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with an ancient artifact ring of unspeakable and terrible power over both life and death is a good guy with an ancient artifact ring of unspeakable and terrible power over both life and death. And don't even get me started on so-called "Ring Free Zones" 
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:In case people are wondering this is referencing a very specific thing: Our town is really pretty loving stupid. There's a sign nearby in the middle of I guess some abandoned grassland between the highway and the costco that is a half-incoherent rambling about dictator obama and how he changed the year to AC, 'After Communism.' A group outside the post office straight up had Obama with the Hitler Stash. No joke. They were JUST outside the post office's boundaries, as the postmaster lady found out when she tried to tell them to gently caress off. The worst I've seen is twofold - a truck with "FAG STOMPER" stenciled onto the tailgate, and an old guy with a shirt that had a picture of Obama on it and it just said "LYNCH THE friend of the family" My town is loving horrible because it's filled with old bitter fucks who'd rather die at the hands of a preventable rampage than let anyone change things, especially 'one of them uppity negros' Branco, Ramierz, et al would fit right in here.
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Oct 8, 2015 11:13
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Shadowfax is just a rebranded Mûmak, idiots. Don't get all your facts from Sam Gamgee.
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Oct 8, 2015 11:18
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Lady Naga posted:gently caress I read it as a Palestinian wizard conjuring black clouds of stones to rain upon his enemies How dare they defy the fearsome magic of Palestinicus The Magnificent!?
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Oct 8, 2015 12:32
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Rorus Raz posted:Oh god is he seriously going to whine about those kinda lame punishments (although I get the feeling we never get the whole story on those) but just eagerly eat up that Ahmed is a Muslim sleeper agent puppeteered by his terrorist father? But you see, the kid was Muslim which is something that racists hate and accuse the President of being, so him doing anything at all positive for the boy is clearly bad because it proves their theory of "something something bad terrorists 9/11".
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Oct 8, 2015 12:45
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Probably should have asked someone with talent/skill to make it animated but, I like it.
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Oct 8, 2015 14:05
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"Kid." (White.) "Kid." (White.) "Kid." (White.) "Muslim kid." (Not white.) This is how systemic racism works, folks.
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Oct 8, 2015 14:20
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Shut up with RingChat or LeJackle will be in here spouting off ring specs
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Oct 8, 2015 14:27
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Frankly I think the restrictive laws we have about magical rings in this country are bullshit. I can only wear one on each hand? As an American I should be able to wear as many enchanted rings as I want!
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MinionOfCthulhu posted:Frankly I think the restrictive laws we have about magical rings in this country are bullshit. I can only wear one on each hand? As an American I should be able to wear as many enchanted rings as I want! "Magic bling" is just a bullshit term cooked up by anti-ring activists! It just means a scary number of magic rings; you can't base sound policy on that sort of fearmongering! And we should be investigating Hillary Clinton's use of a private Palantir. They are not all accounted for! What did she do with them?
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MinionOfCthulhu posted:Frankly I think the restrictive laws we have about magical rings in this country are bullshit. I can only wear one on each hand? As an American I should be able to wear as many enchanted rings as I want! Sir, I direct your attention to our wondrous "Hand of Glory" made right here in the beeyutiful U.S. of A. I recommend you get yours now before DM Obama outlaws them.
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Quorum posted:"Magic bling" is just a bullshit term cooked up by anti-ring activists! It just means a scary number of magic rings; you can't base sound policy on that sort of fearmongering! All this talk of restricting the uses per day of magic rings is just silly. Does it really matter if a murderer has one charge on his Ring of Fireballs or twenty?
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Oct 8, 2015 15:22
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If we define magic rings as roguish then only the rogues will have magic rings.
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Rorus Raz posted:And to think, Latuff was actually Brett Noel this whole time. I miss his pink-palmed Obama. 
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Guys I heard Hilary was being a little too cavalier with roll modification behind the screen during her time as DM; I think we need to launch an investigation.
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After having a DM fudge most of his rolls in order to railroad the party into the path he already planned out I totally support that investigation.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:42
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Radish posted:After having a DM fudge most of his rolls in order to railroad the party into the path he already planned out I totally support that investigation. A GM who can't make up an adventure on the spot; a shameful GM I had a group make me do this a couple weeks ago because one player decided to just murder an NPC I did not remotely expect and I had to make everything up from that point on 
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Oct 8, 2015 15:46
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Why won't Obama invite _____________________ to the White House, huh, HUH? is the most adorable current dumbass wingnut talking point.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:50
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Shugojin posted:A GM who can't make up an adventure on the spot; a shameful GM I lost a lot of interest when it became obvious I was not allowed to do anything fun since that would break us out of the amusement park ride we were on.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:52
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No goddammit Steve your class damage modifier doesn't apply for that attack; this is like the 47th time we've been over this! You know arguing about it is just wasting everyone's time! No we can't house rule it, gently caress!!!!
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This isn't technically a cartoon, but it's a guy who thinks his parody of the liberal government that's destroying jobs is spot on: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwhogan/small-biz-vs-big-government/description It's fun, because it's the exact opposite of the value The Landlord's Game was supposed to inculcate.
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