- qnqnx
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theres also the goon that collects rat skulls from under his fridge to decorate his warhammer toys
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Oct 8, 2015 05:48
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- extremebuff
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Oct 8, 2015 05:48
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- Pablo Nergigante
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Oct 8, 2015 05:59
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- 4 inch cut no femmes
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Will I be able to paint guys up how I like or is that their dlc plan
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Oct 8, 2015 07:08
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- Mr. Sophistication
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I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.
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OP talking to himself about weird nerd gay poo poo ITT
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Oct 8, 2015 07:36
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- Tarranon
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Diggity Dog
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total war is whatever but smdh at any rts fan here that hasn't played dawn of war
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Oct 8, 2015 11:02
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- FactsAreUseless
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Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:
1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.
2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.
3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.
4. Skraven.
5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.
6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.
7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.
8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.
9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.
10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!
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Oct 8, 2015 11:46
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- Black Baby Goku
- Apr 2, 2011
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:
1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.
2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.
3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.
4. Skraven.
5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.
6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.
7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.
8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.
9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.
10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!
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Oct 8, 2015 12:21
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- Black Baby Goku
- Apr 2, 2011
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Marsellus: Warhammer for the win. Say it.
Butch: Warhammer for the win.
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Oct 8, 2015 12:25
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- starbarry clock
- Apr 23, 2012
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king of teh portal
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Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:
1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.
2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.
3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.
4. Skraven.
5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.
6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.
7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.
8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.
9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.
10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!
ill buy warhammer once i read this post
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Oct 8, 2015 12:47
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Change OPs name to GBS denouement [btw what's a denouement?]
It's the bit you don't care about after the villain dies.
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Oct 8, 2015 13:14
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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This is why Die Hard owns, because you're like "ugh, the denouement" and then bam, that German guy comes back and Sgt. Al Powell shoots him.
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Oct 8, 2015 13:15
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- Pablo Nergigante
- Apr 16, 2002
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Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:
1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.
2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.
3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.
4. Skraven.
5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.
6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.
7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.
8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.
9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.
10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!
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Oct 8, 2015 14:38
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- 01011001
- Dec 26, 2012
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Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:
1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.
2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.
3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.
4. Skraven.
5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.
6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.
7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.
8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.
9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.
10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!
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Oct 8, 2015 14:50
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- 1994 Toyota Celica
- Sep 11, 2008
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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whole lotta gamer shaming in this thread
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Oct 8, 2015 14:53
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- elf help book
- Aug 5, 2004
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Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
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whole lotta gamer shaming in this thread
its ancient real life dlc retard poo poo
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Oct 8, 2015 14:54
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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whole lotta gamer shaming in this thread
This guy is loving SICK of the face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes in this thread.
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Oct 8, 2015 14:55
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- Plutonis
- Mar 25, 2011
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Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:
1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.
2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.
3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.
4. Skraven.
5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.
6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.
7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.
8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.
9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.
10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!
I appreciate the effort but I think this should be five points at most, the length undermines the post.
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Oct 8, 2015 14:56
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- Evil Eagle
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I have no opinion on warhammer but the name Total War Warhammer is retarded.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:04
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- Pablo Nergigante
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I appreciate the effort but I think this should be five points at most, the length undermines the post.
I disagree, there is certainly a place for the long-winded parody post.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:08
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- 1994 Toyota Celica
- Sep 11, 2008
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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This guy is loving SICK of the face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes in this thread.
i see it's Turdful Thursday in here today. look at them bob to the surface
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Oct 8, 2015 15:25
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- FactsAreUseless
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Trad Games reject's gettin' mad!
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Oct 8, 2015 15:28
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- Black Baby Goku
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Trad Games reject's gettin' mad!
Why are you getting mad?
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Oct 8, 2015 15:34
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- FactsAreUseless
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Because that guy called me a turd. It hurt my feelings.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:35
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- elf help book
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Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
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Turd Games reject
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Oct 8, 2015 15:36
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Yeah, I'm a turd. I'm such a super-turd because I play Warhammer. I'm a turd because I own all the little dudes and name them. I'm not a turd, I'm a loving rock star.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:37
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- SunAndSpring
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Sorry, I don't wanna play this Warcraft rip-off game.
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Oct 8, 2015 16:42
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- Plutonis
- Mar 25, 2011
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Yeah, I'm a turd. I'm such a super-turd because I play Warhammer. I'm a turd because I own all the little dudes and name them. I'm not a turd, I'm a loving rock star.
Nice meltdown.
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Oct 8, 2015 16:46
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- extremebuff
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Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:
1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.
2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.
3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.
4. Skraven.
5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.
6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.
7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.
8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.
9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.
10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!
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Oct 8, 2015 16:47
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- qnqnx
- Nov 14, 2010
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Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:
1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.
2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.
3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.
4. Skraven.
5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.
6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.
7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.
8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.
9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.
10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!
*checklist in hand* Orcs, Dawkins, sriracha, etc, etc, etc... this is win
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- Ahundredbux
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I like the other warhammer better it has more guns i dunno about this one
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