Eve Online 2016: Actually It's Called Eve-ophilia

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Hexel: Nov 18, 2011

angelklaine posted:

After last night's fiasco I am not so sure I want to cyno my Chimera in anymore

That all comes down to situational awareness. Knowing who and what is going on in the region, its PL for fucks sake not MOA. They can spool up 90 niggas in talos' if some dumb gets caught out.

A poo poo timezone, jabber being down and the turbojews being split between 2 regions didnt help.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:57

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 14:27

abigserve: Sep 13, 2009; this is a better avatar than what I had before

Fix Lag posted:

no dude you can totally balance ships based on price

They are also preventing them from fitting into small fw complexes.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 01:16

Syndic Thrass: Nov 10, 2011

Hexel posted:

That all comes down to situational awareness. Knowing who and what is going on in the region, its PL for fucks sake not MOA. They can spool up 90 niggas in talos' if some dumb gets caught out.

A poo poo timezone, jabber being down and the turbojews being split between 2 regions didnt help.

The turbo Jews were in 1 region and that is Dek
The useful Jews were all in PB where the stupid turbo Jews are supposed to be. The only ones left in dek are the retards who never use comms (as evidenced by that video) who became docile because "if I get tackled there are 40 carriers and competent people to save me. Then "because moving just 1 carrier to PB would mess up my anomaly pattern" they stayed and get tackled and the people who actually save people aren't there.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 01:24

Jon Von Anchovi: Sep 5, 2014

Fix Lag posted:

no dude you can totally balance ships based on price

What a titanic misunderstanding

# ? Oct 8, 2015 02:11

angelklaine: Jun 10, 2015; Servant of Ruth and master of none.

Syndic Thrass posted:

The turbo Jews were in 1 region and that is Dek
The useful Jews were all in PB where the stupid turbo Jews are supposed to be. The only ones left in dek are the retards who never use comms (as evidenced by that video) who became docile because "if I get tackled there are 40 carriers and competent people to save me. Then "because moving just 1 carrier to PB would mess up my anomaly pattern" they stayed and get tackled and the people who actually save people aren't there.

I agree with this. Which is why I barely jew anymore. Then again miniluv pays for all my losses (hint: they are cats!) so I got no money needs. Here is hoping miniluv deploys, or that all might change.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 02:27

DisgracelandUSA: Aug 11, 2011; Yeah, I gets down with the homies

angelklaine posted:

I agree with this. Which is why I barely jew anymore. Then again miniluv pays for all my losses (hint: they are cats!) so I got no money needs. Here is hoping miniluv deploys, or that all might change.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 02:43

Syndic Thrass: Nov 10, 2011

DisgracelandUSA posted:

I take that back. There is 1 person who saves me in the Forge

# ? Oct 8, 2015 02:44

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

DisgracelandUSA posted:

is it jita?

# ? Oct 8, 2015 02:54

Zakrello: Feb 17, 2015; missile imbound

Syndic Thrass posted:

You guys talking about spies all do realize that Karmafeet is a thing now, right?

Karmafleet is like the god dam son

# ? Oct 8, 2015 03:00

angelklaine: Jun 10, 2015; Servant of Ruth and master of none.

We have cut back on our spy influx. At least now we make them register first.

...and those that dont, end up awoxing a retriever anyways! Bahahahaha!

# ? Oct 8, 2015 03:46

Ynglaur: Oct 9, 2013; The Malta Conference, anyone?

Of course that Roccat thing has nothing for Windows Phone. :negative:

# ? Oct 8, 2015 04:22

Pookum: Mar 5, 2011; gaming is life

Does miniluv try to specifically gank war targets? Or is that impossible due to alts

# ? Oct 8, 2015 04:47

Sixx Spades: Aug 16, 2013

Highsec wartargets? Not really. Targets we are at war with in null? gently caress yes.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 05:12

grumplestiltzkin: Jun 7, 2012; Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

ScreamingLlama posted:

Only in the bizarre not-way that Milhouse is also a meme.

Milhouse is not a meme. However, "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 05:41

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Pookum posted:

Does miniluv try to specifically gank war targets? Or is that impossible due to alts

Yes this is why you can get strat paps in miniluv.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 07:11

Kirs: Dec 5, 2014; Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

angelklaine posted:

I finally applied to Capswarm recently after finishing required skills. After last night's fiasco I am not so sure I want to cyno my Chimera in anymore. I'll just keep ratting with it and watching [Censored] yell at nerds from the comfort of my lazy couch.

Don't you get a good time saving Russians in supers?
If it matter of money, I think you know how to fill your coffers even if you don't have ratting carrier.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 07:46

Syndic Thrass: Nov 10, 2011

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Since they ask, tell them how good you are at blacking poo poo out on screenshot on your bomber in [that to redacted place].

# ? Oct 8, 2015 08:40

Voyager I: Jun 29, 2012; This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

I'm a little out of the loop here. Is Globby in PL after robbing Miniluv blind to leave for BL, then making amends and coming back?

It's like the second coming of Mandozer or something.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 10:02

Zephyrine: Jun 10, 2014; This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Voyager I posted:

I'm a little out of the loop here. Is Globby in PL after robbing Miniluv blind to leave for BL, then making amends and coming back?

It's like the second coming of Mandozer or something.

I thought Globby and Mandozer teamed up to kill off Warr. Hitting him from every angle at the same time to destroy him.

But then Warr rose from the ashes, ganked a freighter and collected 100 billion in loot. After that Mandozer fled into exile and Globby paid the ransom for leniency.

Supposedly BL folding was just a Warr making an example out of them for housing Globby.

Zephyrine fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Oct 8, 2015

# ? Oct 8, 2015 10:06

angelklaine: Jun 10, 2015; Servant of Ruth and master of none.

Kirs posted:

Don't you get a good time saving Russians in supers?
If it matter of money, I think you know how to fill your coffers even if you don't have ratting carrier.

Oh money is not an issue. Effort is. I can't bring myself to go to 3T7 to pick up my required refit mods, even tho I am only 2 jumps out. So instead I flee to highsec and gank some nerds in their exhumers.

Speaking of which, tonights fleet was pretty awesome. Nailed an Orca, and ganked the same dude 3 times. What more could you ask for? Best of all, no newblets loving up. All miniluv. Altho, we did have a spy in fleet methinks. I got headshotted and had to pass the fleet back to Boney for a moment. Guy warped to where we were going even before we undocked.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 11:38

GrandTheftAutism: Dec 24, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Ynglaur posted:

Of course that Roccat thing has nothing for Windows Phone.

Who makes anything for Windows Phone? iOS and Android pretty much have the market cornered.

grumplestiltzkin posted:

Milhouse is not a meme. However, "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

Here, let me help you with that:

code:

@import.meme.milhouse
@import.java.mockup

var deltaEcho = user.getElementById(frozenpussy);

{
public void deltameme();
if deltaEcho.isNotMeme(true);
	deltaEcho.setUserToFunctionAsMeme(false); meme.setValueAutoReject(true); meme.setMilhouseRecursive(true, ++);

}

# ? Oct 8, 2015 12:48

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

frozenpussy has a better ring to it.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 12:57

GrandTheftAutism: Dec 24, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

let it go

# ? Oct 8, 2015 13:06

Zasze: Apr 29, 2009

Pookum posted:

Does miniluv try to specifically gank war targets? Or is that impossible due to alts

This was actually the original goal of miniluv and honestly we were god drat failures at hisec warfare. This was all before freighter ganking was put into action. We would constantly die to people who would war dec gsf with hordes of neutral logistics alts.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 13:21

froody guy: Jun 25, 2013

ScreamingLlama posted:

code:

@import.meme.milhouse
@import.java.mockup

var deltaEcho = user.getElementById(frozenpussy);

{
public void deltameme();
if deltaEcho.isNotMeme(true);
	deltaEcho.setUserToFunctionAsMeme(false); meme.setValueAutoReject(true); meme.setMilhouseRecursive(true, ++);

}

Reminds me of those times hanging around in the linux help chat when people used to anwer with "rm -rf /" to basically any question.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 13:46

Ynglaur: Oct 9, 2013; The Malta Conference, anyone?

ScreamingLlama posted:

Who makes anything for Windows Phone? iOS and Android pretty much have the market cornered.

Only in the US. It has a decent market share in Europe.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 13:52

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Ynglaur posted:

Only in the US. It has a decent market share in Europe.

If by 'decent' you mean like 8%, sure, mostly on the budget end of the market.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:15

Krakkles: May 5, 2003

Got bored last night, autopiloted to an old 0.0 system GS used to operate near to get my Hound.

How can I find someone to bomb and then tell "The Mittani sends his regards"?

Or you know whatever. At least bombing.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 16:34

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

I've never spoken to mandozer probs cause he's mega autistic or something.

Also warr akini is ~~like~~ a phoenix, but instead of rising from ashes he rises from freighter wrecks.

Krakkles posted:

At least bombing.

You're gonna have a bad time bombing alone, the only thing you can really kill is dumb frigates who microwarp drive into the bomb radius. Maybe join bomberwaffe if you're in the Imperium.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 16:42

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

*mandozer voice* can I bring my slepnir

# ? Oct 8, 2015 17:12

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

mandozer losing that 2.4 billion isk rattlesnake like his second day in hole squad

also cocaine, probably

# ? Oct 8, 2015 17:15

Uziduke: Jul 2, 2015; A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake

IS there a SIG that uses Stratios a lot? I after i finish Min/Caldari Cruiser 5 I was going to train up all the drones skills and would like use the Stratios for fun cov up ganking.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 17:25

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

froody guy posted:

Reminds me of those times hanging around in the linux help chat when people used to anwer with "rm -rf /" to basically any question.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 17:31

MorsAnima: Nov 29, 2010; I just feel completely shit on. These changes won't make a cat in hell's difference.

Uziduke posted:

IS there a SIG that uses Stratios a lot? I after i finish Min/Caldari Cruiser 5 I was going to train up all the drones skills and would like use the Stratios for fun cov up ganking.

Why you even askin' bro.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 17:45

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Uziduke posted:

IS there a SIG that uses Stratios a lot? I after i finish Min/Caldari Cruiser 5 I was going to train up all the drones skills and would like use the Stratios for fun cov up ganking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Q_nZNZkp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8f7N_VuKa4

tyler fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Oct 8, 2015

# ? Oct 8, 2015 17:52

Uziduke: Jul 2, 2015; A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Q_nZNZkp4

Not sure how I feel about living in a WH. Living in 0.0 and raiding WHs sounds more fun. But my experience is limited in wormholes. I was in a small corp that lived in one, but to often there wasn't enough on to make it fun. I play a MMO to play with many people, so my past experience sitting in a empty hole was negative.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:00

angelklaine: Jun 10, 2015; Servant of Ruth and master of none.

If you are into cloaky human being sigs, you could join MoA. I heard they are masters of cloaky faggotry!

# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:37

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

hyperdunking 12/29/14 - 10/8/15.

You will be missed :911:

# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:41

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

avatarinwin posted:

hyperdunking 12/29/14 - 10/8/15.

You will be missed

goddamnit

# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:42

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1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

I'm sad, but I basically just came up with a way to kill jfs without any counterplay in highsec (other than being prepared and bringing an escort or scouting or webbing or watchlisting potential gankers.)

The first hyperdunk caused the guy to quit the game lmao.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 18:51

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